Tag: blonde

I assumed Alison Brie would get a post of her own first but here we are, with community coming back tonight and I am thinking about what a pleasant 3 way it would be with her and Gillian Jacobs.  Gillian is a pretty girl but she is being helped along here by Alison, who just somehow has a certain magic to her.  There is something about her that makes her so desirable and the two of them go together well, so with my favorite show returning today, I want to fuck Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.

My biggest (only?) celebrity crush.  Now that might seem strange with a blog about fucking various people who happen to be celebrities but a crush is different than lust and Kristen Bell is a full on crush.  She is adorable, she is funny, she is charismatic, and yes she is hot as hell.  All of these make her a great package but of course Veronica Mars is the real source of my crush.  Everyone who has seen it feels the same way.  She is an evergreen favorite of mine, as others come and go forever I am attracted to her and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Erin Andrews holds a certain magic.  That magic, I suppose, is sports.  Except not, it’s also the smile and the general ability to be casually charming and friendly with hordes of drunk college kids when you know she doesn’t really want to be standing there being ogled.  She falls off my radar for most of the year until catch a college football game, or she is covering my team in basketball and then I realize, today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane took on this mythical quality when no one would release it in the US.  So I had to hunt it down and see it.  I did, I enjoyed it but what really stood out was how very hot Amber Heard was.  I did my best to follow the obscure hottie until… she suddenly wasn’t so obscure.  Her coming out brought out the spotlight for her and the more you learn about her the cooler she seems.  Well cool in that certain way that seems a little like guy bait/nerd bait/bait for people who love cool old movies with muscle cars and chases.  And it seems I am really into blonde bombshells at the moment, and to be truthful I think everyone knows I have a severe weakness for pretty, blond bisexuals, which is why today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

Pregnant Jessica Simpson.  Yes, that is who I want today.  I have very little interest in Jessica Simpson normally and for years rolled my eyes at her.  Except now she’s pregnant and yesterday pictures of her in Elle surfaced.  She looks good in them and there is a certain kink to the pregnancy, something that just feels wrong in a good way.  So that is why today I want to fuck pregnant Jessica Simpson

I first saw here doing the dougie and then followed her on twitter where she always rewarded us with the best pictures.  Now she’s blown up and was on the cover of SI, still culturally significant even if the issue itself has become pointless.  Continuing my trend of amazing curves, today I want to fuck Kate Upton.