Here is Demi Lovato on account of her being so pretty. That’s basically it. I saw some pictures of her this morning and it’s like, man, she’s so pretty. Pretty simple post today I guess. I just think she is really gorgeous. Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.
Hayley Atwell went and watched Hamlet this week in London’s West End and man, that’s a good enough reason for her to show up here. Because not only is she basically the best person ever, Hamlet is also the best of Shakespeare’s work. I realize I am not exactly being creative by calling Hamlet my favorite bit of Shakespeare but then again, things that are highly regarded for 500 years are usually highly regarded for 500 years for a reason. I don’t know why I am getting defensive about this, like I am arguing with fictional people in me head who can’t wait to give me shit about liking Hamlet more than King Lear. Most people won’t even read this. Besides, I have plenty of time to cause a Hamlet firestorm because I think there is an Ophelia movie in the works and I am sure I will upset someone when I point out that you take your chances with one night stands, especially when they are with privileged, self obsessed guys. Boy that’ll tweak the Tumblr Shakespeare fandom which I assume exists and is mainly people drawing Rosencrantz and Gildenstern cuddling or someone angrily decrying the use of the word Witches in MacBeth. Anyway, this got far afield, my point is that Hayley Atwell is one of the most delightful people to have ever walked the Earth and that’s all I really need, her going to see Hamlet is just a bit of a bonus on top of that. I hope she enjoyed it. I just assume it was good, it looks like a nice setting. Though now I am enjoying the idea of a professional actress sitting through a high school performance of Hamlet, wincing as that one guy or girl belies louder equals profounder and another person speeds through his lines to just get this shit over with. I guess my basic point is that High School theater is terrible. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.
So if you look in the first picture of this post you’ll notice that picture is amazing. I saw it yesterday for the first time and it was posted by someone I have followed for a long time called @nomalez and his reaction was “Who is that girl”. I had the same reaction. And the original source had no details and it is this very frustrating thing you see all the time on the internet, models or artists and you see their work and there is no way to know who it is from because someone saved the picture and reposted it. Sometimes that can’t be helped. By the time it gets to whoever posted it they just saw it and saved it and it was an unidentified nebulous model. So I did some digging because I am really good at research. It took a while because her picture just lead to a lot of tumblrs and pinterests and message board with names like, “Fine Black Girls” and “Body Paint OMG” and so on. Nothing about who did it. Eventually I found an instagram with the picture that was of that sort and a comment from the photographed who goes by Mymanbriscoe claiming ownership. I followed it back and yup, he took the picture and the girl is named Nikky Coole. This was a lot of work and work I realize most people don’t do because they aren’t insane. But this is a crime. Not that they aren’t doing the work but that pictures are disseminated this way. It is our job to stop it when we can. You have seen the blogs who really perpetuate this and you can stop it by not following them and not reblogging them. I see stuff sometimes that I would like to reblog but I don’t because under the picture, rather than the name of the model who is in the picture or the name of the person who took the picture or the name of the person who drew the comic is just gross self promotion. You know it, “For more like this click here and follow Hot XXX Sluts”. It’s a problem in like 12 ways sometimes but the big one is that these blogs are taking these pictures, and let’s be honest most of the time taking them from tumblrs so they could just reblog it, reposting it to get attention and notes for themselves, and just promoting themselves. At best these will just say a name and a link back to their blog. I avoid these blogs and you should too. They are easy to spot. If you see a humor blog and the comics and pictures on it are all over the map, that blog is not creating them, they are stealing them. If you see pictures of models you don’t recognize and it is just a link to Hot Models or Gentleman Boners or whatever, it’s one of those blogs. Here is the reason this is an issue, that top picture was taken by a photographer in Philadelphia and the Model is from France and the picture was taken in Washington, DC. Which means she had to arrange people to shoot with while she was in the US. To do this she needs to be known as a person. You may not be in a position to hire her or have any desire to and so you probably think it doesn’t matter but you are costing her money. Every person who is self employed is essentially a small business. The hardest thing about working for yourself is getting work. Not because you aren’t smart or capable or hardworking but because most of the world has no idea you even exist. So if someone who might like her work sees her and no name… people are busy, most people can’t put in the effort. And why are those blogs doing it? Cause they want to drive up their own follower and note count. It’s of no benefit to them except basically e-peen bragging. So what I am saying is try to be conscious of this. You can do your part to help this by basically not encouraging those blogs. You don’t have to do what the original poster did, he goes above and beyond linking every bit of social media a model has when he reblogs her. You just have to not encourage the bad behavior. Anyway, I don’t have a ton to say about Nikky Coole herself. She says she is an Actress, Model, Writer, and Producer on her various bits of web presence. I don’t know more than that because everything else is in French, which makes sense given she is French. I think she is hot and that’s all my posts boil down to some days. I see a girl, I see she’s hot, she ends up here. She’s here because she’s really hot in that first picture. Today I want to fuck Nikky Coole.
Hey guys, I am posting Hannah Ray again after just doing so last week but it’s because she’s really, really gorgeous and keeps killing it with new pictures. So I wanted to. I am forever impressed with her sense of style in that everything she seems to wear is so distinctively her and always looks so great. I mean, it’s nothing my brain would be able to assemble, so it’s light years from where I naturally go but when I see it on her it just looks amazing. And so do her pictures. I mean, she looks great in them but more often I just find myself admiring the photos, they are just beautiful pictures. So she’s here because I really like all of that and also, as stated, she’s gorgeous. So today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.
I couldn’t remember if I had posted Aly Raisman or not before. I know I had seriously considered it before but I guess it didn’t happen. She was at something for the CMAs the other day and I really liked her dress which got her back in my head. The dress didn’t make it here because as much as I liked the dress I feel like it would be a missed opportunity to only put her in gowns that kind of make her look like anyone else on the red carpet. Maybe that would be good too, a whole different point but I feel like there is a lot of value in pointing out that Aly Raisman’s body is not one that conforms to what we would consider typical feminine beauty standards but she is still very attractive. There is a lot to unpack here and I am probably ill suited to do so but I feel like I have to share some thoughts since I brought it up. One of the reasons I enjoy ESPN’s body issue each year is not because naked athletes are fun to look at, though often they are, it’s because it really does emphasize how amazing the human body can be. Anyone appearing in the issue is in just amazing shape and is at the top of what they do. They have honed their body into the perfect machine for exceptional athletic feats. Those feats are often different and it means that their bodies are often very different. They take amazingly different shapes and sizes because they have been honed towards a certain activity. It is beautiful and fascinating and destroys the concept of one size fits all. I encourage you to look at Prince Fielder’s body issue pictures at some point and realize that his body is not our conception of what someone in shape is supposed to look like but the truth is he is in better shape than everyone reading this. Probably. I guess Charlotte Caslick might have been an avid reader of this blog since I posted her. Feel free to say high if that’s true. Anyway, my point is Aly Raisman is not what we think of either as what a woman looks like if she is at the gym all the time but I defy you to look at her and find a single flaw in her physical structure. She is undeniably physical perfection in the condition of her body. It’s a little staggering to look at her. In general I like this. And I happen to find it beautiful to regard and think she is pretty as a result. I guess my second point is you don’t have to. I appreciate that tumblr and the internet tries to be inclusive in what is beautiful and so on but they also take it too far. Look, if you find someone unattractive that’s actually ok. If you feel the need to loudly voice it without being asked, then you’re a dick. There’s an important distinction here. I don’t know that in every situation people need to keep quiet for politeness but you should probably ask yourself what the benefit of rude honesty is anytime you are prepared for it. In the case of a stranger’s body on the internet it really isn’t that important that you let everyone know you aren’t down. There is a caveat though, the rest of you need to stop making people feel guilty for not being attracted to someone. It doesn’t make them a bad person. We really aren’t in control of our sexual attraction, we tend to like what we like, even people like me who overthink every little bit of everything to the point that they have blogs about what they are attracted to. And you can argue what factors have contributed to that person’s conception of beauty but it doesn’t change how they feel. We can’t control how we feel, just how we act on it. And look, I would love to claim that people have to be attracted to someone just because say they are funny and smart. This would benefit me greatly as I am hilarious, brilliant, and humble. But I am also old and out of shape and I look at pictures of me as a teenager and wonder what the hell happened. Well, age did. But in the end I can be as clever as I like, big heads and soft bodies make for lousy lovers to steal a line. My point is people should perhaps examine things from a broader perspective because you should be attracted to someone because they are a good person/nice/kind/smart is a weapon that has been wielded unevenly for ages. If you’re a girl and reading this you probably have felt pressure many times in your life, even if it just came form inside, to find a guy attractive because he was so decent. Just because we change the standards of what we are applying that to it’s the same unfair formula. You can’t force attraction and no one should feel bad if they aren’t attracted to someone. It feels like an important note because I see tumblr take it too far sometimes. So what I am saying, because sometimes my posts get hate, is that this post is here because I am attracted to Aly Raisman. This doesn’t make me a good person or a bad person. I just am. And you are welcome to be as well and that is fine. You are welcome to not be and that is fine. But I am. Today I want to fuck Aly Raisman.
Charli XCX was performing at the Governor’s Ball earlier this week and I had been waiting for pictures to emerge and they have so she is here. It’s nice because I am extremely attracted to Charli XCX, even if I am a little bummed we aren’t getting her album until late in the year. Assumign we get it then. Her career trajectory has been so strange and the album being pushed back mixed with Atlantic’s sudden decision to charge for her free mix tape and release it on Radio and just… well, it has always been clear that they don’t know how to handle her but also maybe she will never be what they want. I was thinking about that last night and how much her sound seems to shift constantly, which makes sense since she is an excellent song writer (and that’s probably why they want to keep her because she can write hits for other people) but also very creative and creative people usually don’t want to be boxed in. I mean, early on she got all that critical praise mixed with no album sales. She probably counted more critics as fans than non critics as fans at some point because I remember True Romance sold notably low numbers when it was first released. But… well, I don’t need to go into this album by album. I liked Sucker plenty but I know she didn’t and I can see how it could be considered the label forcing her to try and recreate I Love It. I happened to like Vroom Vroom a lot but maybe the world isn’t ready for PC Music. Maybe the world never will be. Anyway, I was thinking about all of this and the concept that pop music is frivolous or silly but it is clear there is artistic intent and integrity to what Charli XCX does as well as a lot of hard work. I suppose those who like to decry pop could claim that’s why she has never become a true star, because pop music rewards sameness, not innovation. I would argue those people are assholes because as someone who grew up a punk kid and spent a lot of time going to indie rock shows, no genre really rewards innovation and pretty much everyone wants to slap you down if you don’t conform. Trust me, no one conforms to the pressure of peer standards more than a group of non conformists. Anyway, I was thinking about this and I hope her new album comes out eventually but more I hope it is just whatever she wants it to be. I happen to quite like her and on top of that I also find her extremely attractive. I guess both are why she’s here but the second part more so right now. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
Here is Kendall Jenner essentially because some pictures of her for her and her sister’s clothing collection came out and she looked good in them. That’s it. I don’t post her very often and I am actually intellectually fascinated to see what the reaction to this post is. I am not sure when I last posted her, maybe during some fashion week or something. My point is I have always preferred coke, Pepsi was too sweet for me. I dunno, it didn’t taste tone deaf but who knows, sometimes I am not a big soda drinker in general, at least not since the magic teenage years where I could literally just shovel hot balls of grease into my mouth without consequence (I remember one time in like 10th grade, we all had gone to see a movie and decided to just sleep over at my friend’s house only to discover at 11 PM we were starving so the three of us ordered 4 Pizzas from Pizza Hut, the greasiest of all pizza, and between the three of us ate all 4. Somehow. Then we went right to sleep and got up the next morning and played basketball. Now just thinking about it made me throw up in my mouth a little). So, who knows, maybe it was always that way but I am interested to see if she still just generated a ton of notes or if people will ignore her or you know, maybe I’ll get some hate in my inbox. Probably not. I don’t get a lot of hate really, I’m just too damn charming. Anyway, she looked good so her she is. Today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.
Here is the remarkably talented Hannah Ray, who I have posted before but I’ll forgive you if you haven’t read every single post I have ever written. I mean… I’ll say I forgive you, secretly I’ll hold a deep grudge that will fester over time until I make small passive aggressive remarks every time we speak to slowly tear you down. So you know, probably just lie to me and say you’ve read them all, that seems better for everyone. Anyway, she is here because I find her to be a remarkable talent. I quite enjoy her blog which can be found here but she is also on tumblr if you want to follow her and you should. She is here this time because she posted these pictures in this pink croptop with mesh underneath and I just kind of love everything about them. I mean, she looks great, that’s nice. She always looks great because her sense of style is so distinctive and fantastic. I always appreciate when someone has a look that just screams them. Just something about how she puts her clothes together that immediately says her even if I am scrolling fast through my dash and always looks amazing, even if it is light years from anything I would think of a person wearing or would ever wear or, you know whatever. It stands out and looks great. But also I think these were shot on film, which does add something. It’s strange, I know with filters and post production work you can turn any sort of digital image into a match for film but there is still something a little magical about film. I mean, it might just be that I am an idiot because I have seen some digital movies that have been worked over to the point that I can’t tell, but there is a feeling of warmth as well. I dunno, I am kinda of busy today and rambling so I should stop. My point is she always looks fantastic. The pink hair looks great. She looks great. I love her work. Today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.
Among the best things about the vast proliferation of channels and content creators and the fact that there is too much out there distracting us, is that this demand for content creates a demand for actors that otherwise would just not exist. You know, there are no second chapters in American lives and all that. This was decidedly true for actors when I was a kid. Like, there was actual contempt for anyone who had once had a successful show and then had the nerve to try and have another successful show. Oh sure, there were exceptions, Mary Tyler Moore, Newhart, but in general we wanted those people to know their god damned place and their god damned place was to just have that one show, be pigeonholed, and never be allowed to do any other work ever again because no one wanted to see them in anything other than what made them famous in the first place. There is just too much out there now though to force someone who was on a mild popular 5th network TV show in the late 90’s to sit out the rest of her life now, and thus we get Keri Russell getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week. Which is fantastic for her but more fantastic is that she has been given such an opportunity to show her quite frankly fantastic skills as an actor. The work she does on the Americans is top notch. It’s a quality show, another benefit of all the stuff out there now, there is just more quality programming. The percentage of good to bad is probably the same but you know 10% of 1000 shows means a lot more good than 10% of 100 shows. Anyway, it’s funny because of course as an actress ages they are typically forced into a Mom role, which I guess is sorta what Keri Russell is playing here, but again, the benefit of there just being more is it means we actually get moms that are interesting characters. That are defined by more than being the mom on the show. She’s the mom but it isn’t her identity. And we get to see great work from her and it is very exciting and I am glad she has a star on the walk of fame. It’s nice that almost 20 years a good actor is still getting work. It feels like that’s the way things always should have been. Today I want to fuck Keri Russell.
Here is Ariel Winter because she was in a photoshoot for Refinery 29, which is one of those strange magazines that I have literally never seen on sale anywhere ever but I know about it because every few months they seem to do a photoshoot I really like. I don’t understand the economy behind modern media honestly, so who knows how all that works. Basically, she looked good so I am posting here. Easy. Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.
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