I watched Dope last night and I have to say I quite liked it.  I guess mileage may vary but I liked it a lot.  I think what I liked was that it was distinctive.  Like… I watch a fair number of movies and it’s disheartening how many things have no desire to be distinctive.  I guess I like some ambition to be different, even if said ambition doesn’t quite meet it’s mark.  So some parts of the movie worked better than others.  The part that I feel worked the best was the central friendship of the three main characters.  The movie did a good job of making them universal in that you can see yourself in their outsider status (or I could see myself at least) but specific in that their circumstances and the way they are shoved to the margins and viewed are entirely specific to their situations, which is one unlike anything I have ever been a part of.  Also the actors in these roles had remarkable chemistry.  I would have enjoyed just hanging out with them for a few hours.  I guess I’d watch a Dope sitcom with the three of them being geeks together.  One of them happened to be a girl and thus she is here.  I don’t think I had ever heard of Kiersey Clemons before which isn’t entirely stunning because while she has been in a fair number of Disney things she was never the star for them that gets your name out there and otherwise she has been in a whole lot of things I have never seen.  I think she is pretty.  I also thought she was really funny.  And I liked the movie which tends to lend bonus points.  So here she is and also, coincidentally, she’s the 300th different girl I have posted on this blog.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Kiersey Clemons.

As after party pictures continued to roll in yesterday Krysten Ritter showed up late in the day in that red dress and it was like, “Wow, look at that”.  She looked great.  It also served as a reminder she was in one of my favorite shows of the year and it seemed to get no recognition.  That’s a shame but you know, Superhero stuff probably will never be up for major awards. Anyway, she looked great so here she is because today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Man, so the Golden Globes were last night and it was almost too much.  Not the show, though I did enjoy it because I love Ricky Gervais and I haven’t yet Googled if anyone is crying about his performance but as always I wouldn’t understand why.  I mean all the outfits were almost too much because there were sooooo many people I could post today.  So many people looked good.  Lots of people.  And I have waffled back and forth but I am going with my first instinct and choosing Katy Perry.  When I saw her dress last night I was blown away and was sure I’d post her.  There were other good dresses.  Honestly, if I had watched the red carpet stuff Katy would have been posted last night.  But I didn’t because I was watching football.  I contain multitudes so yes I was torn between football and the red carpet stuff leading up to the Golden Globes.  Anyway, Katy looked fantastic.  I am going very off the cuff here but I will say the best she has looked in a very long time.  Because I can’t remember any time recently that she stood out.  I could be forgetting something though.  I do that.  My point is last night she looked amazing.  More amazing than the other people who looked amazing.  So today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I realize it has gotten quite late in the day.  I didn’t forget to post, the day just kind of got away from me.  I mean, I have lots of hours left in the day, I just usually don’t go this long.  I like to be prepared, what if I lost power or internet?  The world would be crushed if I missed a day.  Also, I usually can’t make it very deep into a day without someone demanding to be posted by my brain.  And today I definitely was going to post people, like 4 different ones at this point but it didn’t happen and honestly Hayley Atwell was a favorite the entire time.  I almost posted her yesterday but Jessica Rabbit popped up.  And I know that lots of events are going on and the Golden Globes tonight and I could just wait a few minutes or something so Hayley might seem a little odd but there are new promo pics for Agent Carter popping up and I really, really like her.  Like not just how she looks she just seems to wonderful.  And she plays a character I absolutely have a crush on.  And I am really excited that Agent Carter is coming back soon.  And.. and.. today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

I am not entirely sure how Rosie Jones ended up here today.  I went into this attempting to post someone else and never got to that point, instead I find myself suddenly adding pictures of Rosie Jones.  I mean, it’s not like I blacked out or something I just don’t even remember how I ended up in my Rosie Jones folder.  I guess boobs.  I mean that seems likely, she can be distracting.  I have posited before that she exists as like an MI-5 project to protect classified information.  I had a friend who didn’t even notice Rosie was standing in front of a Union Jack and I guess she has that effect.  If you’re building a secret spy plane just have her stand around the spy plane, no one will notice.  So I guess maybe that same principle is how I went from not posting her to typing this and not really knowing why.  Of course, I also have to dig through so many pictures of her because she is naked in a large number of them so hunting for the non naked pictures takes some effort.  I mean, I realize this is on par with complaining about too much chocolate cake or something but it isn’t easy.  Whatever magic power she has, here she is, because she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

After big awards shows I have been known to name a winner so I guess I am declaring Priyanka Chopra the winner of the People’s Choice Awards.  Part of this is likely just due to the fact that I never mind an excuse to post Priyanka Chopra, though now that she is showing up in mainstream American press I guess I shouldn’t worry about having to find excuses.  Still, she did look good, I mean, her dress was shiny.  She looked good because she always looks good.  She is just breath taking.  I like her a lot.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is Daisy Ridley because she showed up in a dream I had last night which probably means I have moved on to full blown obsession.  Oh well.  I could see it coming.  Of course, I am in real danger of running out of pictures of her to post because she’s only been famous for a very short time.  Like a year and half if you’re being really generous but realistically just a few months now.  And I am pretty convinced she’ll be big.  She seems charming and talented, I was watching her and Oscar Isaac sing Christmas songs the other day and she has a really nice voice.  It seems like she will be bigger but right now… I am almost out of pictures it feels like. Anyway, here she is.  I like her a lot.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

Whatever I am doing on New Years Eve I tend to stop and tune in for the last 5-10 minutes of Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve leading up to the countdown.  I don’t know why because it isn’t a thing I feel like I care about but it tends to feel like the thing to do.  I don’t know why that specific broadcast other than the fact that it has always been there.  Since time started.  I mean it’s a little weird it’s now presented by a dead man who thankfully doesn’t show up but I guess calling it Dick Clark’s and having no Dick Clark isn’t all that different than calling it Rockin’ when it has in fact, never been rockin’ in my experience.  I remember being a small child and Walk Like and Egyptian played and thinking it wasn’t exactly a rockin’ song.  Anyway, Demi Lovato was there with Ryan Seacrest as the ball was dropping and when she smiled she just looked beautiful.  She has a good smile.  So I was like, oh, maybe she’ll get posted tomorrow.  But I knew in my heart of hearts that was unlikely because I wasn’t’ going to do it right then and after a night’s sleep no one ever makes it here.  Too many new things competing to be noticed when I wake up and I have the attention span of a goldfish.  So I guess it’s like a New Years’ Miracle that she is here.  There is nothing new to draw me away today and ample pictures of Demi performing last night.  And she looks good and I kind of like her coat.  We’ve talked about strange things I like and I happen to find girls adorable in big bulky coats.  I don’t know why either.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

Here is Rosario Dawson who I have never posted before.  That’s one of those things where it feels like I should have but I haven’t.  It feels like I should have because she’s one of those amazing screen presences where she is always so charming and just effortlessly fun to watch.  It’s hard to quite describe it but good or bad, whatever she is in she is a joy.  I wish I had better words for it than that but it is a skill to always be likable and just funny and charming.  She comes up today because I saw Top Five which I quite liked a lot and she had a big role in it.  She was beautiful and very good and today I want to fuck Rosario Dawson.

Here is Emily DiDonato because she ended up being in Harper’s Bazaar Singapore because while print is dead it’s corpse still washes up in localized forms on the shores of every nation in the world.  It’s kind of a good thing if you like models though because it means there are always editorials out there, even if you didn’t know that every magazine has a different edition for each country.  Now, I feel like I have been very model heavy lately and I think that annoys a few of my friends.  You have my apologies, it’s honestly just an example of me being easily influenced.  Most TV shows are gone for the winter and I only see so many movies.  So you know what I end up seeing?  Models because they keep working, so their work remains consistent but they became a huge percentage of what I see.  Also, because I am easily influenced the fact that my friend @whole-lies-and-half-smiles won’t shut up about models doesn’t help.  She is fully obsessed with models and won’t stop talking about them and eventually your brain just gives in when someone is that passionate about something.  Anyway, here is Emily DiDonato because she is very pretty and I love her eyes.  I saw someone claim the other day you only compliment a girl’s eyes if she’s ugly but I am going to come out and say Emily DiDonato is proof otherwise.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.