Tag: Bryce Dallas Howard

I think I have seen Bryce Dallas Howard in a bunch of things but as I think about it the only things I can remember her in are The Help and 50/50, in both of which she was a huge bitch.  And not the good kind of bitch but the kind where you kind of want to punch her in the face she is so casually and carelessly evil.  I am not sure what it says about me exactly that those roles are my memory of her and yet when I think of her I go, “She’s pretty hot, I’d fuck her”.  Of course, I am imagining no one ever thought they’d say that about a relative of Ron Howard either but here we are.  Well, I wish everyone a good new year, I guess it’s appropriate I ring it in with a girl I have never picked before.  Here is to new things and new beginnings and here’s to saying today I want to fuck Bryce Dallas Howard.