Comedian – Who I want to Fuck Today

I always thought one day I would post a comic here but I didn’t know when it would ever happen. Mainly because comics don’t tend to do photoshoots or red carpets or anything that generates a lot of pictures besides a lame headshot here or there where someone forced them to try and look zanny because the guy behind the camera thinks he’s funny and is telling professional funny people how to be funny. Now, I like comedy a lot but I am not a comedy nerd on the level of the true fans out there on the internet, I have other passions that mean more to me. But I do love stand up. And I happen to really like Amy Schumer’s stand up. I am just now catching up to her show because… I am a slow poke? I can’t watch everything all at once? I don’t know. She is filthy and hilarious and if you don’t know her check her out. I mean, if you follow this blog you should at least appreciate the edge her comedy has to it. I also appreciate how she looks. Looking for pictures I saw someone online declare her “Hot enough” which was probably a douchy insult but I am going to steal it because it works. She’s pretty, pretty enough to be here but I really like people who are good at what they do. Being good at your art? That’s sexy as fuck. Like I said, I like her comedy. I like her. So today I want to fuck Amy Schumer.

This pick is perhaps a slight divergence from the past few days, I get that it is tough to see a through line from curvy sultry sex stars to a comedian but that’s ok, I promise you there are people who get it. I think I probably first saw her on Funny People but it might have been Parks and Rec. I don’t know what came first, what I do know is that Aubrey Plaza is quite attractive. There is more to it than straight up looks though, she is so funny, and not just a little funny but cutting edge of comedy funny. She of course used to work with the great Donald Glover in their pre stardom days, she has done stand up, she is fantastic on TV. There is something about someone who is comedically innovative and on such a smart show… it just adds to appeal. So this is a whole package pick and that’s why today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.