Tag: Dua Lipa

Dua Lipa has been doing the Jingle Ball circuit this year and I am a fan. It proves tha age old adage that nothing is more Christmasy than a British woman of Kosovan and Bosnian descent. It’s nice when life backs up what you have always read in greeting cards. And I appreciate all her stage outfits cause they are sparkly. I especially like the red, it looks like wrapping paper a little bit. Normally people wouldn’t compliment a dress that way. Or probably every describe something that way. But I am and I consider it a good thing. Just further proof there are few things on the planet that say peace on Earth and goodwill to men like Dua Lipa. Have a Holly Jolly weekend everyone. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

So Dua Lipa is in Spain and at first it was for some awards I had never heard of because it turns out that I am not an expert on Spanish Awards but then it was for the EMAs, which are a thing I did know existed. She looked good at both which is a thing I could have guessed without seeing on on account of Dua Lipa always looking good. So I am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

Today’s Dua Lipa post is the result of me seeing some pictures of her at Lollapalooza and she looked pretty hot. So I am back with my well researched, in depth Dua Lipa facts. She is hot. It’s a fact. You’re welcome that I have once again uncovered deep, not well known facts about Dua Lipa. Now you won’t be able to help but notice it. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

Dua Lipa is beautiful. There, I said it. Once again I am using this blog to take what I can only assume is a radical stand. Sure she started her career as a model before becoming a singer and is very popular and has legions of fans but I assume I am the first one to notice this fact. While we’re at it, her name is kind of fun to say. Though you’re forgiven for being self conscious and worrying you’re pronouncing it wrong because sure it’s short but it’s also ludicrous so it could be easy to assume it’s tricky. It’s not. You’ll be ok. It isn’t one of those names spelled Dua Lipa and pronounced Tom Jones or anything. Back to my original point, she is stunning so I am posting her today. That’s about it. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

How about some Dua Lipa guys? You kids like her right? I am not sure why I phrased it that way. It makes me sound like some out of touch dad at best or more likely someone trying to lure you into their basement to never be heard from again. I am sorry, I didn’t mean to come off that way. I don’t even have a basement guys. What I do have is a lot of affection for Dua Lipa, who is pretty hot. I like her. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

The Grammys are tonight and it seems like as good a time as any to post some Dua Lipa. I mean, she was at some Pre-Grammys parties, so it isn’t totally out of the blue. I like her though, she’s very attractive. I kind of expected her to be um… bigger at this point than she is but I still hear buzz so maybe it’s coming. Or maybe I have no clue about anything. It definitely doesn’t matter either way. She’s so very pretty. That’s all that matters, Everything else matters even less than the Grammys, which science have shown to be among the least important awards in the history of the world (I hope U2 wins best new artist this year). Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

Here is Dua Lipa who I have intedned to post for some time but haven’t. Probably to my benefit because then I didn’t have to post poor predictions.  I expected her to fully blow up this summer and it didn’t quite happen.  I mean, if you’re looking at this post you either follow me or you know her, so she isn’t super obscure but I thought like… I don’t know, maybe she’d have the song of the summer.  That her name would be on all lips.  It didn’t happen.  Was there even a song of the summer this year?  I actually can’t think of one.  That could mean I am officially old or it could mean the fracturing of culture has progressed to a point where that is now a thing that no longer exists.  The two are of course not mutually exclusive but only one is the reason why I can’t think of one.  Either way, it makes me a little sad because it will be a thing to be missed.  Sorta.  Part of that is nostalgia talking, overall the fact that there is so much choice and people can find what they want is a good thing.  Mostly.  I don’t miss the mono culture as a whole but I do miss the unity it brings.  The idea of universally shared experiences.  We all still have them, they are just less obvious now and less likely to be a thing you talk to a stranger about. Which is a shame. There is also the fact that as we pursue our narrow interests our heads end up so far up our own asses we can’t see anyone else.  So there are drawbacks to each.  And I miss the idea of an identifying song of summer. Like, other than the hook Fancy was a dumpster fire but it’s nice for us to all know it.  And that in 20 years when they are making movies someone can put that on and we immediately know what year it is.  And some of them are quite good (has Call me Maybe been 5 years, Jesus).  So I would have liked Dua Lipa to be that, I would have enjoyed that as the signifier of this summer.  It didn’t happen and maybe it didn’t happen for anyone really?  Oh well. I still think she’s a pretty good pop singer and I also think she’s really pretty.  So she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.