Tag: elisha cuthbert

I am finally getting to the third season of Happy Endings.  I wish I had gotten to it earlier but sadly I couldn’t.  I feel like it would have benefited from the binge watching the first two seasons got from me.  Not that there is anything wrong with it, I am enjoying it a lot.  It just feels so separate from my experience with the first two seasons. Something are familiar though, like the fact that I am finding Elisha Cuthbert extremely attractive yet again.  I was discussing her with someone the other day who didn’t know her, which seemed odd to me because I sincerely feel like there was a time around like 2002 or so where she was just everywhere.  Every magazine and so on.  Maybe I am misremembering.  Who knows.  Who cares.  I actually think she has gotten better with age and I am impressed to what she brings to what could be a pretty empty “ditzy blonde” character type.  I will say talented comedic actress was not the first thing I thought about her when I was watching Kim Bauer back in the day.  Though that was that whole hilarious thing with the mountain lion.  Christ, that show went downhill fast, didn’t it?  What?  Where was I.  Oh right, today I want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert.

Sometimes when it rains it pours.  Like last weekend at this time I was pretty bored.  This weekend has been wall to wall excitement and I have way too much media to consume.  Stuff is backing up.. why did Arrested Development have to wait for this weekend?   Anyway, I also got more Happy Endings in the mail and so I have to watch that (have to).  Good news is it is still a lot of fun and Elisah Cuthbert is still very pretty.  I still feel strange that like… she is having this Renaissance with me, especially because I am finding 12 year old pictures of her.  Apparently also her stomach is a thing.  I mean, I know it exists, it is a thing, I think I would have noticed if she didn’t have a stomach but I mean it’s like a thing. My searching brougth me a lot of people out there making Elisha Cuthbert Stomach Appreciation posts.  It’s a nice stomach, I didn’t realize that was what people focused on with her.  Didn’t she usually wear shirts in 24?  I have no clue, I’m babbling.  Anyway, she is hot and here she is and today I want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert.

So I have been watching Happy Endings and am really enjoying it and it brought Elisha Cuthbert back into… well awareness for me?  I kind of forgot she existed.  It’s a little strange because I remember when 24 was the hottest shit on TV and she was thus one of the most popular women on the internet.  You know how those things go, there should be like a heat index, obviously there were more famous people but she was one of those it girls that anywhere you’d go people would have her on their hottest girls alive lists or whatever.  Anyway, that all cooled off eventually, probably about the time she was being chased by hillbillies and cougars and everyone got really sick of 24.  And if you had asked me a week ago I would have told you she was really pretty but didn’t do anything for me.  Some girls are like that, like paintings, you get the beauty, everything looks right, but nothing moves you.  Then I started watching Happy Endings and I am really liking it and as the show goes on… I find myself thinking about how hot she is.  I guess being associated with something I like is enough to awaken… whatever.  At least for right now.  So today I want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert.