Game of Thrones was last night and multiple times during the episode Emilia Clarke was on screen and all I could think was, “Fuck, she’s so beautiful”. I realize I am not alone in this feeling about her. I mean, I have seen people I follow reblog and basically say the same sort of things. There is just something about her face. So she’s here today for that simple reason, she is really beautiful. Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
Game of Thrones was last night and I have an odd relationship with the show and property in that I like it fine for the most part and that seems to really piss off a lot of people because that’s not enough to like it. Not people here so much. Well, not that they tell me. More friends in real life. It’s one of those things, when you don’t embrace someone’s favorite middlebrow work as the most epic piece of anything every conceived they tend to take it personally because they are deeply insecure. And I get it, insecurity can eat away at you. I assume. I don’t know, I haven’t experienced it, which is why I assume everyone so desperately wants my approval. And I have a really, really long relationship with this property because I feel like for 20 years people tried to force me to read the books even though it’s a pretty well known fact that books are for nerds. I was super busy doing things like kick flips and slam dunking basketball and banging hot chicks for that but the calls to read the series were so oppressive that eventually I took a break from jumping my motorcycle through rings of fire to read the books. Which were pretty good but my core reason for not reading them (besides the afore mentioned issue with me being too busy being awesome) was that I am greatly distrustful of fantasy series because they never end. Once they become a cash cow books get added and added and I at best only have like 50 more years on this planet. And you know, turns out I was right there. When the show came out I didn’t have a ton of interest but after every person I have ever met started showing up on my door to ask, “Why aren’t you watching Game of Thrones” I gave in. I knew it was a bad idea because when I didn’t immediately declare it to be the single greatest thing in the history of all media, I was going to piss people off. I am going through the same damn bullshit with American Gods right now. The book was fine, I liked it, but I have never been passionate about Neil Gaiman. I like him, I don’t love him. I think we should just stay friends. So I know once I give in the harassment and watch the show and don’t think it’s the greatest show ever made (which will be tough since there are like 8 shows people want me to watch because they are the greatest show ever made and I have to be honest, people are bad at language or there is something really strange going on with reality for so many shows to be the greatest ever) people will be very annoyed with me. So you know, I watched Game of Thrones last night and I was like, “Hey, that was fun”. And boy did that piss off some friends this morning who are very upset I didn’t think it was the greatest thing ever made. So I am trying to find a middle ground here on something I feel has to be generally uncontroversial. Emilia Clarke is beautiful. Often when she is on screen or I see pictures I am just struck by how beautiful she is. It really is remarkable how pretty she is. Big thumbs up to her. Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
So there was the Woman of the Year awards in the UK. The Glamour ones. I am not sure if anyone else does them but might be good to differentiate so no one is confused. Though, again, if you’re coming here for your news you’ve chosen poorly. Anyway, those things happened and I was like, oh, I guess I’ll be posting a British celebrity today. It turns out I was right, technically, just maybe wrong about the reason. It’s already, I’ll chalk it up as another win. Me 150, imaginary opponent 0. I win again. Anyway, Emilia Clarke was in… a magazine? I think so, I am not sure what it is now, I just know these photos were for Violet Grey which is not a thing I am aware of and assume was a magazine until I started typing. Well, if I am wrong, once again, this is a very, very poor source of information. Probably don’t site this website in a term paper. Even if you actually get facts from it, you don’t want your professor coming here. I keep getting side tracked. Probably because I am in a hurry so of course my brain is out to sabotage me and make me late. Oh man, what if my brain is the imaginary opponent. No wonder it’s out to get me, it’s down 150 to nothing. Nice try brain but I’m just going to wrap this up. Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
Here is Emilia Clarke because Emilia Clarke is so pretty. It’s that simple really. She is almost always around at least in the background when Game of Thrones is currently airing. Be it photoshoots or appearances or just reblogs on my dash. My first thought is always about how pretty she is. There have been some conversations with friends and such recently about who I like best on Game of Thrones (and who they do but that’s less important because let’s be honest, they either are just like me or wrong, so who cares). For me the big debate is between Natalie Dormer and Emilia Clarke but honestly I think Emilia Clarke is the prettiest. She’s just… I like her smile and her face. So some new pictures of her emerged today and it was time for her to show up again. Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
So Emilia Clarke was in Australian Vogue which is why she is getting posted. Or the inciting incident that lead to her getting posted. She is posted in general because she is very, very pretty. Game of Thrones is also on the way back, which I assume is part of why she was in a magazine. Big media pushes and all that. I am always glad to see her though and wish I posted her more often. Quite often I think about it but someone else wins out. Which looking at her right now is silly because look at how pretty she is. Exceptionally so! So here she is because today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
Emilia Clarke has been due for a posting for day snow. I assume anyone who is interested enough to be reading this saw her Esquire sexiest woman alive thing. I thought I would post her that day but then someone else trumped her. This has happened a lot this week. I find Emilia Clarke beautiful, like she is one of those light up a room kind of beauties. I mean, I have never been in a room with her to my knowledge but I mean like… her smile. It’s one of those special smiles that seems so purely joyful that it makes you happy to see it. That;’s the kind of beauty I mean, the kind that just makes you happy. So every time I haven’t posted her recently it feels like a huge oversight. It just happens I guess. But she is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
Here is Emilia Clarke I guess because Game of Thrones is on tonight? Now, I realize if anyone is equipped to answer why she is here it should really be me. But the truth is I don’t know. Every now and then I wake up just thinking about someone. This morning I woke up thinking about Emilia Clarke. I really have no idea why. When this happens the person usually gets posted. I don’t sprint to my computer or anything but they tend to rattle around in my head for a long time. And I do enjoy Game of Thrones. And Danys might be my favorite on the show, certainly one of them. You know, not being irredeemably evil really makes you stand out in the books and show. Anyway, here is she is, looking pretty because today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
So if you care about such things there is a very good chance you know that Game of Thrones comes back tonight. If you don’t care about such things there is a good chance you have been unable to escape this fact. I sorta care about these things. For me Game of Thrones is a little like homework in that for like 15 years friends have been pestering me to read the books and then once the show started the chorus of people demanding I somehow acquaint myself only grew. So i read the books and caught the show about 2 years ago and you know, it’s ok. It is fun. I don’t think I am as into it as everyone else which always makes me feel bad. It’s almost like yawning during sex, someone else is really into this and if you show some indifference it’s a pretty big insult. And I don’t mean that but like for me I am going to watch tonight certainly but if the world wasn’t constantly reminding me it was on I probably would have forgotten until like Tuesday or something. That said, I am in full agreement with the legions of people who think Emilia Clarke is beautiful. I feel like you don’t have to be a fan of the show to recognize this, as a matter of fact my dear friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles is filled with hate for anything that brings the masses joy (well, maybe not really but it’s fun to accuse her of it) but she has commented multiple times that she is always amazed by how beautiful Emilia Clarke is when someone reblogs her. I think she’s said something about her smile and I get that, Emilia Clarke is someone who seems to smile with her whole being, it’s pretty infectious. And she is so beautiful, that face is just extremely pretty to look at. It was nice of them to make her one of the few decent people on the show so I wouldn’t have to sit around going, “Oh, sure she murders children and kicks puppies but… I mean, still, I could overlook that, right?” This was pretty disjointed and pointless, sorry, enjoy your rape, murder, and backstabbing tonight guys. Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
I have a friend who commented recently that Game of Thrones holds no appeal to her but she can’t help but notice how pretty Emilia Clarke is every time she sees her. This is fair, Game of Thrones is not for everyone but Emilia Clarke really is very pretty. I don’t think I am breaking any new ground by saying this but there is just something about her. She often is smiling but even when she isn’t she’s just very pretty in a way that really helps her on the show. She plays someone who people are supposed to fall behind and follow, to be drawn to. You kind of get it, there is something about her. It isn’t showy or even something easy to articulate but there is a magnetism to her, it isn’t just her beauty but the beauty helps. I don’t know, I just said a lot and didn’t explain at all what I am thinking so I am just going to give up. She is an interesting kind of pretty is what I am saying and there is something about her that I find compelling without being able to articulate it. So I give up, no articulation here. I’m just going to sit here and grunt or something. Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
When I was a kid there was a nice old guy who lived up the street and he drove and El Camino. I kind of thought El Caminos were crazy awesome looking and I didn’t get why adults would always kind of chuckle in an, “One of those? Wow, go figure” sort of way when they would see it. Anyway, he was very nice, he was good with tools, he helped me build a bird house once when I became obsessed with building birdhouses. Emilia Clarke has had a lot of really good photo shoots appear lately and that first picture I posted really took a hold of me and I wasn’t sure why at first until I realized that I’m mostly sure she’s leaning on an El Camino. I didn’t consciously realize it but my subconscious must have, nostalgia is a powerful drug and built into our very core as humans. It starts from our creation myths on, the world used to be a paradise but now that’s lost. Things used to be better. The great driving force of the middle ages was an attempt to recapture the stability and wonder of a lost Roman Empire, some of that glory real, some imagined. We all know old people so happy to tell us that the world has turned to shit and isn’t the utopia it was when they were kids. So the fact that some of her photos have been retro-tinged feels like part of the appeal. The instagramification of photography makes sense in general because of that but it especially makes sense for an actress who plays a girl trying to reform a kingdom that was once glorious and is now in ruins. There used to be dragons. She is stuck on a continent that was once powerful and glorious, full of ruins of older civilizations. And she is going to bring it back. Because the only thing more powerful than nostalgia is someone who can make you believe they can bring it back. It’s how most dictators manage to rise to power actually, they promise not the future but the past. Not that I think Emilia Clarke is a dictator, sure I’d get on my knees for her if she asked but that’s a whole other thing and I do try not to be crude here, I am just saying that it can be a powerful drug to make someone wistful for something that may not have even existed. And she is a beautiful woman and a fine actress and she carries with her all the comes with loving the character she plays. And she is really pretty. That is also a big part of why she is here. Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
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