Tag: Emily Didonato

Emily DiDonato was in Vogue Greece and that’s exciting because she doesn’t show up in much these days (she’s going to school at Columbia and I guess Ivy League educations leave little time for modeling). So I am grateful to see her even if I am suspicious of just how Greek this issue of Vogue is. In fairness, I have not actually gotten my hands on the issues because I don’t know where you get Drachma, which I am going to assume is what Greeks use to pay for things because all of my knowledge of Greece comes from Mythology. But more importantly, my dear friend @wildflagsure is Greek and has confirmed many times to me the core thing that makes something Greek is Feta Cheese and Olives. Like if you have a piece of chicken and you want Greek Chicken? You add feta cheese and Olives. Greek Cocoa Puffs? Add Feta Cheese and Olives and maybe some Greek Yogurt. I won’t lie, I hate shitting on other cultures but that sounds disgusting to me. Still, that is what makes something Greek. They’re just like us except with Olives and Feta. The problem is, I looked at all the pictures and I don’t see any Olives or Feta cheese. Which makes me question if it is even a Greek Magazine at all. Maybe she has them stuffed into her pockets or something. Not how I would transport them but hey, I’m the sort of Philistine willing to shit on putting Olives and Feta in chocolate cake without even trying it. That is of course, the recipe for Greek Chocolate Cake. Anyway, Emily looked good and so I posted her. Because today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

So Emily DiDonato had some new pics for Yamamay hit today and that is a good enough excuse to post her and her ridiculous eyes.  She is very pretty, I happen to like her eyes a lot but also it helps that so often she does work for lines I like, so she looks good and what she is my kind of thing as well.  Anyway, I don’t need much of an excuse to post her, just a reminder of how pretty she is. Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

So Emily DiDonato is doing Christmas stuff for Yamamay and I fully approve on account of liking Emily DiDonato and really liking Christmas Lingerie.  That second one I don’t know why, I just always have.  I don’t have some heartwarming story about childhood.  Or even some really scary creepy story about childhood, which is what I imagine it would actually be if I could trace a love of Christmas lingerie to be 5 years old.  No, I just like it.  I love Christmas.  I really don’t know past that.  Anyway, she looked great because she always does so today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here is Emily DiDonato because… she’s really pretty and so I wanted to post her.  It’s that simple.  I mean, she did some pictures for POP Magazine but those didn’t make the cut so I am not sure that actually is the reason.  I mean, I like her eyes.  I like the clothes she models quite often.  I don’t have great reasons.  It’s summer, I’m busy, and this was my whim today.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here is Emily DiDonato and her ridiculous eyes because she’s hot.  That’s about it.  I have no deeper thoughts or anything today, I just saw a picture of her and was like, oh yeah, she’s really hot.  So here she is being really hot.  Fun times.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here is Emily DiDonato.  She was at some stuff for Fashion Week in Paris last week so she has been on my mind.  It is easy to find picture of her which is why she is here today.  I know that sounds strange but sometimes I have one person in mind, go looking for pictures, get frustrated with the lack of pictures, get angry at said person and am like, “Screw you, I don’t even want to sleep whit you now”.  Because I am basically a petulant child.  Emily DiDonato doesn’t give me such problems, she’s gorgeous and a model so here she is doing gorgeous model things.  I really like her eyes.  Everyone likes her eyes.  I mean, everyone who likes her.  I am sure other people have little to no opinion on her eyes.  I am a fan however.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here is Emily DiDonato because she ended up being in Harper’s Bazaar Singapore because while print is dead it’s corpse still washes up in localized forms on the shores of every nation in the world.  It’s kind of a good thing if you like models though because it means there are always editorials out there, even if you didn’t know that every magazine has a different edition for each country.  Now, I feel like I have been very model heavy lately and I think that annoys a few of my friends.  You have my apologies, it’s honestly just an example of me being easily influenced.  Most TV shows are gone for the winter and I only see so many movies.  So you know what I end up seeing?  Models because they keep working, so their work remains consistent but they became a huge percentage of what I see.  Also, because I am easily influenced the fact that my friend @whole-lies-and-half-smiles won’t shut up about models doesn’t help.  She is fully obsessed with models and won’t stop talking about them and eventually your brain just gives in when someone is that passionate about something.  Anyway, here is Emily DiDonato because she is very pretty and I love her eyes.  I saw someone claim the other day you only compliment a girl’s eyes if she’s ugly but I am going to come out and say Emily DiDonato is proof otherwise.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here is Emily DiDonato for no particular reason.  Like, I was kind of just sitting around and let my mind wander and it wandered to her.  It didn’t really go there for any specific reason other than maybe the fact that I tend to like the tights she models.  That might seem weirdly specific but that’s who I am.  Anyway, I got thinking about her and was like, well, I should post her.  Because she’s pretty and I am attracted to her.  So I did that.  True story.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here are a bunch of pictures of Emily DiDonato just cause really.  I mean, she did a photoshoot for Maxim that is pretty good for sure but I am basically just posting her cause she’s pretty and i am pretty out of it. I couldn’t fall asleep last night to save my life mainly cause I couldn’t stop thinking about how I would take over Finland in the 790′s.  It’s things like this of course that make my blog so popular, my problems are universal problems. Anyway, she is quite pretty and so.. uh here she is.  Ok, fair enough, people follow me for my eloquence as well.  Today I want ot fuck Emily DiDonato.

Here is Emily DiDonato because I guess her eyes.  But also probably because she often models the best tights.  Also because it is early and for some reason she just popped into my head.  I don’t really have a lot more to say about that, I have discussed her before and even gone into long inquisitive tangents about why she sticks in my head when many models don’t.  People helpfully offered their explanations and basically all of them told me it was her eyes.  So it’s probably her eyes.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.