Emma Roberts – Who I want to Fuck Today

So I have basically posted stuff that could be considered Halloweenish all week. If you squint. This wasn’t a plan but sort of a reflection of who I am, which is a person obsessed with Halloween. This is on account of Halloween being completely awesome. Well today I wanted to post Emma Roberts and for a moment I was disappointed in myself because I was like, there’s nothing Halloween about that. I am not sure why I thought that exactly. Like… Scream Queens aside, which is going on right now and is a Horror Comedy we also have things like Scream and American Horror Story. So… I am still on track, I am a horror maniac. Hey, that rhymed! I didn’t intend it! Man, today is full of happy coincidences. Today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.

Wes Craven died Sunday and it saddened me greatly. Not because he was taken too young or anything but because he always seemed like a kind, intelligent man and his movies meant a lot to me. I know most people aren’t horror fans. Few people I know are. They have always appealed to me though. I am not entirely sure why, I am not sure taste can really be determined but when I am really pressed for an answer I have to admit I think it’s because I was scared a lot as a kid. I mean, I was basically afraid all the time. It is a fact of the life I grew up with, it was not a home with much kindness and it was not a pleasant place to be as a child. I was scared almost constantly, the sound of the stairs creaking always made me tense up, my back stiffen and I would shake with fright because it meant someone was coming and that was always ominous in my life. So I think I turned to horror because it was the only fear I can control. Control is important in a situation like that. It might scare me senseless but I could turn it off. I could walk away. So I think that’s why and my favorite horror movie as a kid was A Nightmare on Elm Street. I loved the whole series but the first one was my favorite. My friends all liked Friday the 13th better but not me. As I have gotten older I have noticed overly intellectual children seemed to gravitate towards Freddy for some reason. When I was a teenager Scream hit and became a very big deal. I was grateful because it meant I had this thing I could share with people. I luckily was never ostracized for liking horror movies but it wasn’t a thing anyone else was interested in. Scream was a nice thing to bond over people with and the slew of horror it brought after it let me bask in that for a while. So why is Emma Roberts here? Well, the round about way is I was thinking about actresses in Wes Craven movies and she popped into my head as the hottest. Maybe not the hottest of all time but the hottest right now? Like, the one I am currently most attracted to. Anyway, I started thinking about her and that she’s pretty and looked at pictures and here she is because today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.

Last night was another kinda half assed American Horror Story finale but I thought Emma Roberts looked pretty damn good in it. Actually, she has looked very good all season. I am a little surprised except that I am not. I had to double check but I have posted her before but it was just when the season started. She is an interesting case because I have been attracted to her off and on for what seems like forever now. I guess it really couldn’t have been that long but it definitely runs hot and cold and i kind of just thought I was “over” her some time ago. Like before I started this blog which is why she didn’t appear for the first 18 months. But then on the show she has been… very pretty. And I guess I am back on? I don’t know, I can’t claim to understand but then that’s why I have this blog so I can track stuff like this and never actually understand anything. But look at all the data points I have! Today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.

I caught up on the premier of American Horror Story in the early hours of the morning and one of my first take aways was, “Wow, Emma Roberts looks good”. There have been times she has looked good before, I am not saying it like it is a huge surprise but it’s been a really long time since I noticed. Honestly it is a little strange to find her attractive. Not because she isn’t pretty but the first time you find out she is Julia Robert’s niece you nod and it totally makes sense because they look a lot a like. Yes I never found Julia Roberts attractive. I guess she’s just enough different that she does something for me? It’s odd, you can see the resemblance but I find her more attractive (I almost made a joke about her being a renown pugilist being attractive but that’s not cool. Don’t joke about that). Anyway, she looked good, she looks good, today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.