Here is Erin Andrews because yesterday was football and she was the sideline reporter for the game I watched.  Which doesn’t happen like it used to once upon a time, in part because I watch less but also cause my team’s games don’t get the A crew very often.  Anyway, I had some stuff to say and write but today has been stupid busy (and tumblr ate my first post.  I didn’t even realize it didn’t post until now, like 4 hours later) so I am just going to put it out there.  She hasn’t shown up in a long time but I find her attractive and today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

I got distracted and didn’t actually get around to posting so far today and then it slipped my mind.  Nice thing about a 24 hour window though is that’s a lot of hours to remember to post.  Besides, my rule of thumb is I post when I think of someone.  The difference is most days I don’t get very far into the day without thinking of someone.  But I got distracted with errands and then football approaching.  But that is why I am picking because I was going through stuff and saw Erin Andrews tweet about the NFC Championship game tonight and it’s like, oh yeah, Erin Andrews.  I kind of wish I could have posted her two weeks ago because I wanted to but by the time she showed up on my TV I had already posted for the day.  Well, not today.  She is attractive.  I like her.  So today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

So I was watching Football stuff yesterday and suddenly there was Erin Andrews.  I am still getting used to that.  I don’t think Fox really knows how to use her but it is nice for her to occasionally pop up on my screen unexpected.  I like her.  I have a special attraction to her that’s hard to explain so I am not going to bother really.  The point is she was there and now she’s here because I find her attractive.  I know I’m not alone but I also know she won’t be my most popular choice.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

Erin Andrews is such an odd case.  I don’t just mean because it is rare I will post her here but I mean everything about her, the hate she gets is such a strange mix of contradictions.  I actually think few people in the public eye get more unfound hate directed at them than female sportscasters.  That is pretty much how it has always been and… well hopefully not how it always will be but a woman on ESPN has a lot more work to do to win over certain viewers than a man does.  But being known as the hot Sportscaster seems to only add to this because some people resent her success because she is attractive, others diminish her abilities because she’s attractive, others go out of the way to stress how unattractive she is (though I think that’s just the contrarianism that runs through society).  It is just strange, she is a horrible person for… being attractive?  But also she’s a frigid bitch for being angry when a stalker filmed her in the nude (I mean ugg, could you be more frigid ladies?  Choose when and where someone sees your body, how much, which actual people, not wanting it on the internet?  That kind of bitchiness won’t land you a husband…) but also she was only filmed in the nude because she always sold her sexuality so she was asking for it?  Now that she’s on Fox I barely see her but lord do I hear about her from sports fans who hate that she’s on Fox and don’t like her behind the desk and who knows what else.  I rarely watch pregame anything, so my problem is solved, if I am watching Wisconsin beat up on Nebraska in the first half Erin Andrews never appears on the field, so it’s no issue.  Amazing how we can avoid the things we hate by like… turning our head to look a different direction.  Of course, I have no problem with her, I liked her sideline reporting, I have seen little of her new gig but have had no issue with what I have and I think she is pretty and I don’t consider that a bad thing.  Basically, what I am saying is today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

Erin Andrews holds a certain magic.  That magic, I suppose, is sports.  Except not, it’s also the smile and the general ability to be casually charming and friendly with hordes of drunk college kids when you know she doesn’t really want to be standing there being ogled.  She falls off my radar for most of the year until catch a college football game, or she is covering my team in basketball and then I realize, today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.