If I have to tell you who Gracie Gold is you probably have not been watching the Olympics, at least not in America, because were coverage to be believed the only two athletes at the Olympics to start the games were Shaun White and Gracie Gold. After Shaun White didn’t medal that means Gracie Gold is almost the only athlete. I get it, it’s a TV show, I just wish there were better options for watching sports as opposed to listening to Bob Costas/Al Micheals/whoever interview people. Anyway, Gracie Gold is a figure skater if somehow you had not put that together yet, if she wins the gold it would not only feel like fate given her name but she’d immediately be America’s sweetheart because… pretty blond white girl wins gold in the most popular Winter Olympic Sport. I am actually not a big figure skating fan, I like the costumes and everything but I dislike the outsized representation it gets and I am bothered by a sport that seems to be known for corrupt judging and that winning is based on things other than performance. I can’t say I know it well enough to know when that is happening but the knowledge it is happening bothers me enough that I cannot enjoy it. I can enjoy beauty and talent though, and for all the surrounding stuff I appreciate how impressive it is that these people can skate like they do. And yes, she is very pretty. And well, we’ll pretend for a second that this is really about America, I am here because I am rooting for America and you should, too. Unless you’re not an American and then I’m sorry, that must be hard for you. Anyway, today I want to fuck Gracie Gold.
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