Tag: Hayley Atwell

I found out Hayley Atwell was at a thing last night when @femalecelebrityoftheday posted her and I was like, “Well, I guess I’ll be posting Hayley tomorrow”.  I was right.  It’s amazing how accurate my predictions are when I am solely responsible for their outcome.  I’m some sort of genius or something.  Her showing up at something always feels like such a rare treat, how am I supposed to not post her.  Anyway, the BFI is having a film festival and she was at the awards for it and she looked great.  And also I want her to just be in more stuff please.  Can you hear me Hollywood, it’s me Margret.  I would really like it if you made Hayley Atwell your biggest star now.  We’d all benefit because you’d have a bundle of charisma and talent and joy in your biggest projects and we’d get to see a bundle of charisma, talent, and joy in your biggest projects.  Thank you.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Hayley Atwell was at the after party for what I believe is a play called Against last night but i don’t know because it turns out Against is a terrible term to Google.  But whatever it is, it is in a theater and she was at an after party and hey, it’s a nice reminder that she exists which is always a reminder that she is awesome.  Like 10 kinds of awesome and so any excuse to think about her is good which usually leads to me posting her because she is just a delightful human being.  It feels like we all better for every reminder that she exists.  So I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Rumors abound that Hayley Atwell is in Infinity War and Peggy Carter will somehow show up in it.  How?  Who knows.  Maybe it’s a flashback (less exciting), maybe the time gem or the reality gem or any of the gems cause they are stupid powerful comes into play and she is yanked into the present or reborn or whatever (more exciting), or maybe she’ll step out of the screen and be my best friend and I can drive the car and wait around to drive away when she beats people up (most exciting).  There are a wealth of possibilities and I like to think they are all equally as likely.  All of them.  Whatever the thing that gets Hayley Atwell on my movie screen, I am a big fan of it because the world needs more of her Peggy Carter.  Especially now.  She’s like my second favorite superhero to ever show up on a screen at this point and the world needs her now more than every.  I am still kind of mad at every single person who didn’t watch Agent Carter and I don’t want to overstate anything but you’re worse monsters than the Nazis for not getting me a third season.  Maybe it’s all going to be ok though.  She’ll be in the present.  Holy shit, if she could punch people through twitter all of my country’s problems would be solved.  Maybe. Maybe that’s what happens, those infinity gems are really powerful.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Hayley Atwell went and watched Hamlet this week in London’s West End and man, that’s a good enough reason for her to show up here.  Because not only is she basically the best person ever, Hamlet is also the best of Shakespeare’s work.  I realize I am not exactly being creative by calling Hamlet my favorite bit of Shakespeare but then again, things that are highly regarded for 500 years are usually highly regarded for 500 years for a reason.  I don’t know why I am getting defensive about this, like I am arguing with fictional people in me head who can’t wait to give me shit about liking Hamlet more than King Lear.  Most people won’t even read this.  Besides, I have plenty of time to cause a Hamlet firestorm because I think there is an Ophelia movie in the works and I am sure I will upset someone when I point out that you take your chances with one night stands, especially when they are with privileged, self obsessed guys.  Boy that’ll tweak the Tumblr Shakespeare fandom which I assume exists and is mainly people drawing Rosencrantz and Gildenstern cuddling or someone angrily decrying the use of the word Witches in MacBeth.  Anyway, this got far afield, my point is that Hayley Atwell is one of the most delightful people to have ever walked the Earth and that’s all I really need, her going to see Hamlet is just a bit of a bonus on top of that.  I hope she enjoyed it.  I just assume it was good, it looks like a nice setting.  Though now I am enjoying the idea of a professional actress sitting through a high school performance of Hamlet, wincing as that one guy or girl belies louder equals profounder and another person speeds through his lines to just get this shit over with.  I guess my basic point is that High School theater is terrible.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

So here is Hayley Atwell because… maybe because I am really tired?  I basically just woke up.  Because I didn’t really sleep last night and as a result around noon I finally crashed and got a few hours sleep and then my mind wandered to Hayley Atwell and then Peggy Carter I think because I remembered it was her birthday last week, which I probably remembered because I may have queued something last week and it finally popped up today but I can’t swear by it.  Anyway, as I tried to shower and wake up I was thinking about how important heroes are in general and how it’s just crucial that sometimes we have people to look up to.  Fictional or not, it’s important that there is some justice in the world but also a working example of how you can be a real human being but also be a deeply good person.  I like Captain America for similar reasons, as kids some of us didn’t have examples of this in any real way, so our heroes had to do the same.  And Peggy Carter was one of those.  Not a model for me as a child or anything because she barely existed in the comics until Hayley Atwell knocked it out of the park with the character.  But she fills that role so well.  And I miss that.  And I probably have more to say but I am so, so tired.  So I won’t.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Hayley Atwell is getting posted cause she showed up somewhere.  It’s basically that simple.  I adore her as does pretty much anyone who has taken the time to get acquainted with her work.  She is just so stupid charming.  It’s ridiculous. So she was at the Three Empire Awards last night and being not in England I have no clue what these are other than the fact that there have been other awards in the past that are the <something> Empire Awards.  So I don’t know if Three is a sponsor of if this is a whole other set of Empire awards or what.  Either way, it seems anachronistic, you guys lost the Empire.  Everyone knows it.  But I’ll let it pass this time since it got us Hayley Atwell in a lovely black dress.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

This is coming in so late cause I basically slept most of the day away.  It happens.  Anywya, it’s probably a good thing I did cause otherwise maybe I would have posted before I saw a Hayley Atwell shoot for the New York Times.  Boy do I miss her and Agent Carter.  So much.  I deeply wish that show was still around or a show I wanted to watch had her on it.  Or a movie.  She should be an action star.  She and the rock should team up and punch things.  I would give you money for that Hollywood.  I promise you I would.  Anyway, she looked good, I liked her tie, it reminded me of my alma matter’s school tie back in the day.  I guess that’s a good thing?  I dunno, I’m loopy guys but it doesn’t take much clarity to realize Hayley Atwell is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Hayley Atwell was at the ACB Upfronts and hey, any excuse to think about Hayley Atwell is ok with me.  Because Google uses some sort of witchcraft I have already been peppered with ads for her new show whenever I watch YouTube and uh… wow it looks terrible.  Not because of her but because it looks like the sort of overwrought legal drama that makes my eyes want to roll out of my head.  You know, the show The Grinder was mocking his year.  Of course, the Grinder got canceled and the shows it parodied go for like 10 years so maybe this will be good for Hayley.  ABC, home of the shows I don’t enjoy but end up watching because I really like the woman who plays the lead.  Quantico just got a partner I guess.  I really shouldn’t complain about shows I haven’t actually seen yet but… well, it’s not my first rodeo.  Anyway, I am excited about her being in a new show, though I wouldn’t have made her use an American accent, not when British accents are all so great, but at least she will be on TV.  So that’s good.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Last night was the end of my beloved Agent Carter.  Definitely the end of the season, very likely the end of the show.  I am in mourning because I loved it.  I loved Hayley Atwell in the role.  Now, certainly Peggy Carter will go on.  Marvel will no doubt have her in comics.  Hayley Atwell will go on as well.  That magic combination of her as Peggy Carter won’t though.  Which is sad because she was brilliant in the role.  I imagine her mark will forever be on future version of the character.  I will miss it because I loved the show and I loved the performance.  I adore her and today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Here is Hayley Atwell because yesterday was Tuesday and I am basically in love with Peggy Carter.  I think Hayley Atwell is pretty great, too.  The bad news is apparently this season’s ratings aren’t too good for the show.  By bad news I of course mean the worst news ever.  I love the show and was looking forward to it all year, I will be very sad if leading up to winter hiatus next year I don’t have the show to look forward to.  At least we’ll always have Hayley Atwell, who I assume will remain a delightful combination of funny, charming, British and beautiful even if the show is canceled.  I mean, I can’t imagine that going away.  Anyway, here she is because I adore her.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.