Tag: Holland Roden

I was watching Lore last night, which is a TV show based on a podcast I quite like.  It’s like spooky 99% invisible. Or maybe spooky Memory Palace. Look, if you know what those words mean then you probably understand what it is and if those words mean nothing to you know that I am just super cool and this is all super cool chick magnet stuff like you’d expect from me. Anyway, I was up to the second episode after watching the first in October because… sorry Amazon, it just never, ever occurs to me to go watch your shows. It just doesn’t.  You aren’t even like my 4th option on the, “I’m bored, I am going to put something on” list. It’s not you, it’s me. Mostly. So I watched and it’s set in Ireland and I was like, “Hey, this redhead is really very attractive and she is giving me a vibe like I know her”. I looked it up and it was Holland Roden.  Well there we go, I was right on both counts. She is attractive and I know her. I thought I had posted her a few times in the past but it turns out one time ever. Who knew? Well here she is again because she is really pretty and um… to my terrible ears her Irish Accent was good. And I know nothing because I’m an American but I’m confident about it! Today I want to fuck Holland Roden.

So I started watching Teen Wolf because… it’s on Netflix and when I can’t sleep I need something?  A lot of people said I should?  I used to love MTV and expected it to be music videos and was stunned that MTV no longer has music videos?  Ok, that last one is ridiculous because when I was a small child and stuff like Remote Control was on my friend’s older sister used to complain that MTV didn’t show videos anymore.  Anyway I am watching it because it’s easy.  It is not a bad show but it’s also not a great show, it is just kind of there.  It is compelling enough that I don’t stop Netflix when it starts playing the next episode.  It is not compelling enough that I am going to tell you that you have to watch it.  But that show is why I know who Holland Roden is and why I wanted to post her.  Interestingly enough, she is one of those girls who looks so good on the show and finding pictures was a pain because I didn’t feel like any properly conveyed how good she looks.  It’s strange, some people are like that.  I don’t know if it’s the lighting, the shows hair and make up people, just the reality of someone in motion doing what they want to do rather than standing awkwardly on a red carpet.  What I am saying is I think she’s hot and I like the pictures I have chosen but I feel they don’t show how hot she is.  But I am rambling, either you know or you don’t if you’re reading this.  Today I want to fuck Holland Roden.