Tag: Jane Levy

I finally got around to seeing Don’t Breathe, a much hyped horror movie, and it was pretty good.  Maybe not quite as good as some people claimed but it was very good, very well done, good at tension.  It’s been a really good year for horror and I have seen some stuff that just feels like it’s going to hold up as all time classics. Hey, if you’re curious as to what, feel free to message me.  You won’t have a hard time getting me to talk about horror movies, I promise. Anyway, Jane Levy was in it and I actually didn’t know that on account of not learning anything about the movie going in.  Horror works best that way I think. I was surprised to see her but pleasantly so.  First because I have always thought she is just extremely pretty and think it’s a shame that she rarely comes into my world.  Second, I think she’s a pretty good actress.  I only have a small body of work to go by for that but from everything I have seen she is pretty good.  Horror is a genre where one of the big pitfalls is creating a cast of bodies that at best have no personality or at worst you just can’t wait to see them fucking die already.  One thing that good horror often can accomplish is making you care about the characters.  Certainly there were some pretty cliched reasons to care about Jane Levy’s character but it’s a strong credit to her as an actress that it didn’t seem like anyone was rolling their eyes, instead those cliches worked.  It’s funny how that happens when you have someone skilled at their craft.  My point is, she made a character that felt three dimensional and likable and you were rooting for her when there was every chance that with a lesser performance that would not have been true.  So she’s here for that because I like her and I liked her performance and I think she is pretty.  Today I want to fuck Jane Levy.

I saw Evil Dead and it was not great but it also wasn’t horrible.  Pretty faint praise I suppose but it seems to have created a love it or hate it mentality on the internet so I am going to stand firmly in the luke warm camp.  I guess of course the internet does that in general, encourages people to take really extreme positions.  A really clever person here would make a joke about binary code and binary opinions but I am only a pretty clever person, not a really clever person.  Anyway, Jane Levy was in it and I thought she was pretty good in what she was given, though I was surprised at how she was used.  I think I expected more ass kicking and less demoning.  But you know, she is pretty, there is a certain attitude to her that is kind of fun and enjoyable. I don’t know, words have left me at the moment for the most part so let’s sum it up.  Today I want to fuck Jane Levy.

Here is where I admit I know very little about Jane Levy other than I thought she looked good when promos for Suburgatory started showing up and she has looked good in the few episodes of the show I have seen.  I have discussed before that it is rarer but it happens that sometimes I find myself stuck on someone I really never see in a show, see popping up on the internet or whatever.  I don’t know why, part of me always feels bad, like it’s a classier form of lust if I can talk about how much I love Community before leering at Alison Brie’s boobs or something.  It isn’t but it seems that way sometimes.  We all have a complicated relationship with sex and sexual attraction, I suppose sometimes we need to make excuses.  I really don’t have one here, she has great eyes, great hair, I see her for a few minutes quite often at either the end or beginning of my recording of Modern Family and today I want to fuck Jane Levy.