Happy May the 4th guys! I hope it’s been good. Given the date I figured hey, why not make the sort of post that confuses most of my followers and makes people regret they know me. It’s been a long time since I have posted a fiction character and even longer since it was an alien that makes some people go, “What, really?” But you know, fictional character are great honestly because you can connect with them on a deep level if you want to. Or rather, they resonate. You tend to know a great deal more about them than you do even many of the people close to you in real life. We get information. Anyway, I am late to the party with Ahsoka because I didn’t watch Clone Wars and stuff due to it being a show for children and me being someone who hated the prequels. Star Wars and I were not on the best terms at the time. I couldn’t work up any excitement. Clearly that time is well over for me and as I dove back in I discovered a lot of people considered her thier favorite or one of their favorite characters. She was really popular. Well, no sleeping and just other factors like being a huge loser lead to me watching Clone Wars and I get it. She is the kind of hero I tend to adore in that she is just wholly good hearted. Doesn’t mean she always makes the right choice or is perfect but in the end her ultimate goal is to help people. And she does. Even when it costs her. Or cost here. I think you’re supposed to always talk about Star Wars characters in the past sense because it happened a long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away. So they’re all dead now. Which is pretty bleak, so we’ll pretend I didn’t say that. Anyway, as always I had to wade through a sea of porn to get you these pictures. Somehow this always stuns me when I post a fictional character like I just heard about the internet yesterday. And I feel like I should mention Rosario Dawson has brought up she’d love to play Ahsoka in a stand alone movie. Which I don’t want to see because I hate when they fill in too many gaps in these things. People love Star Wars because it feels expansive but the more they try to show us the smaller it all feels. One of those contradictions of fictional works. But props for Rosario Dawson for once again proving she’s the world’s biggest nerd. And I get it no because Ahsoka is awesome so I get wanting to see more and wanting to be here. May the 4th be with you guys, today I want to fuck Ahsoka Tano.
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