So Mythbusters is on Saturdays now?  Man, that show changes days so often… I had no idea, thank god we live in an era of DVRs where my shit just gets recorded without me needing to know.  Anyway, they did a Star Wars special, which is like double or triple nerd bait depending on the kind of math you are doing.  I happen to have grown up loving Star Wars, so I was very happy to see the myths addressed, especially the myths that only came from the movies I loved.  And while I love Star Wars you guys really, really love Kari Byron.  Like so much.  Man do you guys love Kari Byron.  I like her too.  Put her in an R2-D2 dress or dress her up like a rebel on Endor?  Man I am so in.  I am going to guess every one of you is, too.  I don’t blame you because I can absolutely say without a doubt today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

Mythbusters did a Zombie special and that was pretty awesome because I love Mythbusters and I love horror and you guys love Kari Byron.  Seriously, my most popular post of all time was Kari Byron.  By a long shot.  You guys just love her.  Love her.  I get it, she’s pretty great   I am the one posting her after all.  So I am not going to ruin this with a lot of talking, she’s awesome and today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

So until recently my most popular post ever was when I posted Kato.  Then about a month after I posted Kari the post exploded and it got like 150 notes in a day.  I still have no idea why.  It was a lot but… still not more than Kato.  Then Saturday at some point… the same Kari post exploded.  Another 100+ notes on it in a day.  Suddenly the 5th time I posted Kari was the most popular time.  I have like zero idea why that post specifically is suddenly getting so much love but people keep talking about her being a nerd crush or how great she is and… they’re not wrong.  So this is me reacting to people reacting to something I posted.  It’s why Kari is here.  Because they reminded me she’s awesome and so today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

So… Mythbusters was on last night.  I guess it’s always on last night when I post Kari Byron.  What can I say, I find her attractive and I love the show.  I mean, I don’t expect everyone to feel the same but it’s always tickled my nerd bone.  I like seeing experiments and trying to guess how stuff will work out and she’s bubbly and cute and just total nerd bait.  So she’s here again because today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

So Mythbusters is back on and I just got around to watching the latest episodes so… here is Kari Byron.  It’s hard to really go too much into detail about what makes her great if you haven’t watched the show.  Or rather, if you don’t like the show.  I mean she is pretty and she is cute and she is funny but the real appeal is she is the girl who does awesome experiments with the rest of the Mythbusters and blows things up with coffee creamer or builds earthquake machines or whatever.  It is an interesting skill set for someone to have and is obviously nerd baity in it’s appeal.  Not that I am saying she exists to bait nerds but you take a hot girl and you give her the ability to do awesome mad science stuff, that really is like what a lot of nerds dream of.  Anyway, it’s why she’s here, she is talented and beautiful and pretty unique among the women who are posted here.  Today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

One of the silliest things people do is try to bring facts to matters of taste.  I actually get messages about this now and then (not as often as I did when I had anons on but… still some).  People will tell me so and so is way hotter than someone else and here are the reasons why and I can’t refute them because they are facts.  Their facts are a lot of times things like this person has been ranked higher on Maxim’s hot 100 the past two years or Jennifer Aniston was listed the hottest woman ever by Men’s Health (remember when Men’s Health was just homoerotic pictures of men’s torsos?  Those were the days).  These are of course, not fact and even more so taste is not democratic.  At least it isn’t for most people, I suppose there are people out there who really are so easily influenced that the opinions of others completely dictate theirs but I think they are rare.  It is an odd human instinct though to so badly need to be right about shit that just doesn’t matter.  Which brings me to Kari Byron.  I have never gotten crap for posting her because nerds love her but man this seems exactly like something Mythbusters would tackle and prove nothing, because again you can’t really scientifically prove who is hotter than someone else.  For some people their first sexual awakening was their baby sitter with the striped socks stretching on the couch and they will forever have a thing for knee highs, others will always want someone to sit on their face because of the time some girl bullied them in 3rd grade and sat on their face.  Or this could all be bullshit and some people want their face sat on for reasons I will never understand.  The point is all the lists in the world won’t change who you most want to see in striped sock and have sit on your face or whatever is your thing. But I bet Kari Byron would be willing to tackle the idea and there would be some overly elaborate experiment.  It would be pretty cool because I like Mythbusters and I like her.  And for very straight forward reasons (she is cute, she is pretty, I find her enjoyable, I like redheads) today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

So Mythbusters is on again and so is Kari Byron.  And thus so is my attention.  I do enjoy a cute girl and there is a special soft sport for a little nerdom.  Not that she is necessarily a nerd but she certainly is nerd bait isn’t she?  But she is pretty, she is bubbly, she is cute and frankly I enjoy her body.  These pictures accentuate that a bit.  But there is something about a woman blowing stuff up that can be pretty hot so today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

I think everyone kind of likes redheads.  At least a little bit.  It’s because there are fewer hot redheads than anything else and thus we are drawn to them.  Or at least I am.  It’s probably why Kari Byron immediately stood out to me.  A hot redhead on a show I adore?  Great.  The fact that she is cute and funny and does really cool stuff that I wish I could?  Even better.  I am watching Mythbusters right this very second and that is why today I want to fuck Kari Byron