Tag: Kate Lambert

I was actually thinking I was going to post Kato the other day but then… you know, Oscars. Major awards shows tend to overwhelm everything else when you run a blog like this.  You know 3 hours before midnight I am thinking of Kato, then she is washed away in a flood of gowns and stuff.  I think she’ll probably get over it though.  Anyway, she just has her special kind of look to her, not just the steampunk, though I do strongly feel that is awesome, but she has cultivated an exotic kind of beauty and some days that just hits you in the right spot, turns out today is one of those days as well and today I want to fuck Kato.

So I started my first Kato post by explaining that Steampunk was cool and then taking that back and saying it was dorky as hell but so cool.  I still feel that way, it is so nerdy but my first reaction to seeing it is always to go, “ooooo, that’s so awesome”!  Because it is so awesome!  Anyway, I was talking about that and then talking about Kato just a bit earlier.  That got me thinking about Kato who is just super attractive.  And pretty awesome.  And yeah, the steampunk stuff helps, so do the awesome hair.  And the cool outfits.  But it’s also just cool.  I like it.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Kato.

The first time I posted Kato I was stunned by the popularity.  It was for a long time my most popular post.  Then the second time I got on my soap box about boobs and judgement and I don’t regret it, it got a conversation going, it got a great post by a model about the industry and implants, it was fun.  But hopefully this time I can avoid any of that and just talk about Kato.  Who is really hot.  I will avoid the obvious saw here (I like Blonde Brits, I like Katherines) and instead talk about the appeal of the exotic.  You may not think of Kato as exotic but it seems to me that is what she trades in.   Yes a skinny, blonde, white woman with large breasts is exotic.  I know on paper it seems silly.  But in binary it seems obvious to me.  Look at how those 0’s and 1’s come together up above to form pictures, there is nothing about her look that would pass for normal.  She does not blend in.  The hair color, the way her make up shapes her eyes and high lights her features, obviously the way she dresses, these are exotic.  Steam punk is exotic, it is fashion that is nostalgic for a time that never existed.  That has to be a big part of the appeal, we have all been outsiders at some point and the draw of something that never was is strong.  Something that is different, that is special.  Steampunk is not something that did exist, it’s something that people wish existed.  It’s a reality to be shaped in the mind, one that then will fit you like the real world doesn’t.  That’s the appeal of someone like Kato as well, it’s a sort of hyper reality, it’s a beauty that you can’t as easily assign a type to.  Because it doesn’t fit what we know it can become whatever we don’t know.  It becomes comfortable because it’s foreign, it suits us because it fits nowhere else.  Or you know, she’s just hot, has a great body, and a unique style.  it’s one of those things.  Today I want to fuck Kato.

So last time I posted Kato it turned out to be, you know, incredibly successful, well by this blogs standards.  Most popular post of all time.  I was surprised.  Also, got a few snide comments as a result.  Also surprised, they happen sometimes but… I guess more popular and there will be more negativity, right?  Mainly it was about if she had real breasts or not. Just a couple of things, talking about how someone looks fake or not what a real woman looks like is insulting.  She’s got two X Chromosomes (I assume) then she is indeed a real woman.  The only person you should throw the not real thing at is Pinocchio’s sister and even then you’re kind of a dick.  Secondly, I had this long thing in my mind planned about feminist theory and stuff but this is not the place for it.  Send me a message if you want, I will talk theory for hours with you.  I will just say this, attacking women about what they have or have not done with their bodies is pretty much never feminism.  If you have a problem with a decision a woman made feel free to attack the source or circumstances you think cause women to be put in such situations (ie societal pressures for bigger breasts, the male gaze and how it dominates commerce) attacking a person has no point.  For real, no point, it isn’t going to solve shit and it won’t help the person.  Which is my other point, sorta, just because someone makes a decision you would not does not make them wrong or immoral.  This applies to feminism, too.  But enough of that nonsense cause that is not what this is about, this is about a very pretty girl and very awesome costumes.  I am in awe of anyone who can perfect a look as well as Kato does, it is just so impressive how everything she does, even for example the cosplay of a character from a movie like Baby Doll can so flawlessly still feel like it is part of the same aesthetic as everything else she does. I am very impressed with her steam punk style.  And now I will debase all my top of this entry arguments by objectifying her and stating that today I want to fuck Kato.

Steampunk has always been so cool.  Well… cool isn’t the right word because it is pretty much nerdy as fuck.  Rather I have always thought Steampunk stuff is really interesting to look at and when I see a really awesome contraptions I think, “Oh fuck, that’s cool”.(your know, like this)  It’s still nerdy as fuck, I am just not  Anyway, it never occurred to me to fetishize it.  Or rather it never occurred to me people did.  Because apparently this is my first day on the internet?  I get it, the outfits are interesting and hot and hot girls in interesting and hot outfits should prove to be… well, interesting and hot?  Look, here is a model named Kato, real name apparently Kate Lambert.  She also is a clothing designer and stylist and I have seen pictures of her pop up places over the years but until I recently went looking for pictures of “who is that girl” I didn’t realize how many pictures of her I had seen before.  Apparently they were memorable enough that I could immediately know I had seen them before.   And they are pretty good.  And she is pretty hot.  I don’t know much more about her than I have said here but sometimes that’s enough, today I want to fuck Kato.