Tag: Krysten Ritter

So I had a dream last night about Krysten Ritter.  A sex dream.  Well, except there wasn’t actually sex.  But it felt like a sex dream (And who doesn’t like hearing about other people’s dreams?  Oh right, everyone.  Well tough, it’s my blog, so you’re gonna!).  You’ve had those, right?  I remember once I had one about a coworker and all we did in the dream was play cards but it felt like a sex dream so I could not look her in the eyes for like the next two days.  This at least makes more sense for feeling like one.  I was at the grocery store with a friend trying to find something for dinner and I found some pork loins that didn’t have a price (and I know, pork loins!  I am onto you brain!) so I asked a guy there how much they were.  He said that he had to go check.  So I was leaning against the case waiting when Krysten Ritter came up to me and was clearly going to play make out chicken to see if she could make me uncomfortable.  But I was on to her so when she leaned in I just pulled her in closer and we made out.  Then the guy came back and told me the pork loins had no price because they were free.  So I stopped making out with her and went home to make dinner.  So yeah, I am a huge nerd who was more interested in getting a good deal on meat than continuing to make out with someone.  There are layers there I may not want to examine.  In other news I did finally finish all of Don’t Trust the B- in Apartment 23 last week.  It stinks cause it was awesome and I miss it.  I mean, clearly, now I’m having dreams about cast members.  But all of that is why today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

So I am watching the much beloved but little watched Don’t Trust the B___ in Apartment 23.  (Seriously beloved, so many people told me to watch it.  So many, like two of my favorite people on tumbr loved it.)  It finally showed up on Netflix and i am watching it.  It is fantastic!  I always feel guilty about watching a good show after it’s cancelled, like I could have done more but… I can’t watch everything and I’m not a Nielson family anyway.  Krysten Ritter has shown up here once before because I have had kind of a love hate relationship with her for years now.  I found her somewhat annoying on what I saw her on but some days she just seemed so hot… and anyway, that’s why she showed up before.  On this show though, she is a revelation, just fantastic.  And she is still hot.  Dreama Walker is someone I had seen, after all I was a Gossip Girl addict, but I thought she was pretty but I didn’t feel anything.  Well she is so charming here I suddenly get the attraction there, too.  Plus, me being me, I kinda want to see them kiss.  Because… kissing is a beautiful thing and the world needs more of it.  Or I’m a giant perv.  Whatever.  Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter and Dreama Walker.

I am not a Krysten Ritter expert by any stretch of the imagination.  I know she started as a model and pretty much my only experience with her was on Veronica Mars where she was a little funny looking and her character was a little off.  I had no issue with her but she wasn’t a stand out.  I still think she is a little funny looking but in a good way?  I don’t want to sound insulting because I don’t mean it to be, having a unique look can be a very good thing and lord knows there is more than one type of beauty.  Now, Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 has been suggested to me and I am sure I will get to it some day but I haven’t yet.  I just think she is attractive in a rather unique way.  Sometimes I like it.  Today I like it. Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.