This is actually my favorite kind of post. And typically least popular kind of post. But I always like when it happens. I saw this moving late last night called Storage 24. It was nothing special. Just some movie about an alien monster killing people in a storage facility. It was an English production so for an American it always makes it seem somehow a little bit more sophisticated and stuff. I even made a joke early on, “Oh, this is for me, all the girls in it are blonde and everyone knows how much I love blonde British girls”. And this one girl in it, Laura Haddock, was playing the best friend of the main girl and I was like, oh, she’s really pretty. And as it went on I thought she was better and better looking. Like very pretty. And I had no idea she existed before last night. That’s what I like, seeing something, seeing a girl I’ve never heard of, posting her. Of course, when it’s someone from another country I have no idea if they are actually famous or anything. Like, she’s been on a lot of TV shows in the UK but I haven’t heard of them so… they could be wildly popular or something no one has seen. I have no clue. I will say a lot of people have seen her because she’s Starlord’s mom. But… I don’t remember sexualizing her in that role. Weird. Today I want to fuck Laura Haddock.
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