I’ve been watching the Olympics a lot this weekend. There is a special sort of irony that athletic competition encourages me to plant on the couch and watch TV but there it is, I love the Olympics. Now, I have already done some US Athletes but today we are traveling to Paraguay for the pick. Now, some of you might be saying that is some sort of betrayal but all I am doing is embracing the true Olympic ethos of bringing people from all over the world together to embrace the commonalities of being human. Sport can help us understand our shared appreciation of achievement, of humans endeavoring to be the best they can be, the triumph of victory and the tragedy of defeat. Or in this case the appreciation of beauty and out desire to sleep with said beauty. I know next to nothing about the Javelin event except for the fact that it’s pointy and you aren’t supposed to try and catch it. Leryn Franco is not the best in the world, she was 51st in the Bejing games. Still, to get to the Olympics is a triumph and there is something attractive about trying as hard as you can, working your entire life to achieve something. Being good at something is sexy, even if you are just very good instead of great. Then you throw it into this body? It is pretty nice. I assume anyone who recognizes her name will know her because in 2008 she was declared the “hottest Olympian”. I bet she can compete for that title again this year, no finishes in the 50’s in that event. I get it, she’s gorgeous, I have a bit of Olympic Fever, and today I want to fuck Leryn Franco.