Tag: Lili Reinhart

Hey guys, happy Wednesday. I am posting Lili Reinhart because I had a dream about her. It wasn’t a particularly interesting dream I guess. She seemed very nice. A bunch of people got locked out of their hotel rooms. She was fun and funny. See, this is proof other people’s dreams are boring. I can feel you yawning through not just the internet but space and time since I am typing this and literally no one can read it yet. Sorry. I do what my subconscious tells me to. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

Here is Lili Reinhart cause she was in Variety and I thought she looked very nice in it. It was a cool little photoshoot. Also she was at an event last night and so like… what, am I supposed to ignore all the signs. Those signs being that uh… she exists and goes outside I guess? I dunno, it felt like I was supposed to post here. This is more art than science. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

Hey guys, Happy Monday! Truth be told I almost forgot to post today. Or rather I did actually and it suddenly hit me, did I post today? I felt like I must have and then I asked myself who and I had no idea who I had posted. I almost forgot what day it is. That happens when I get busy sometimes. So I am posting Lili Reinhart cause the Teen Choice Awards were last night and I liked her dress. It’s sparkly so you know, you shouldn’t be surprised by now. I am going to go ahead and predict that if @femalecelebrityoftheday posts someone who was at the awards last night he will make a joke about them looking choice or something. Or I could be wrong, I have never heard him use that phrase but since I thought of it and was like, wow, that’s a terrible joke, it seemed like one for him. Which sounds insulting but I promise you it wasn’t meant to be. Boy, I am a mess today, my head just will not get on straight. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. If you are an American you should hold these words as near sacred. They are at the heart of the identity we have constructed for ourselves as a nation and as a people. But they aren’t just words. They were and are a radical and important sentiment. I would say the thing that makes July 4, 1776 just an important day in human history rather than the most important day in human history is the inherent hypocrisy of the grand sentiments Thomas Jefferson put down followed by our treatment of African Slaves and Native American populations. I’m not trying to bring you down but it’s important to note how close we can to being truly radical in our approach to how man treats man. It’s important to always keep in your heart and on your mind and look around to see if we are still falling short today. It is a guiding principle and a standard we should never fall short of. If we find ourselves doing so then we should do what we can to correct our course. Happy 4th of July everyone. I hope your day is good, I hope it’s fun. If you’re not an American I still hope it’s good but I am imagining fewer hot dogs, hamburgers and fireworks in your day. But hey, I have no problem if you choose to indulge in those things today. I am posting Lili Reinhart because she was in Harper’s Bazaar and looked really good. On top of that, there are few things that feel more American to me than Archie Comics and Betty and Veronica. Your mileage may vary but the comics were ubiquitous in my childhood. I didn’t know anyone who was intensely a fan of the comics but I also didn’t know anyone who hadn’t read a bunch at some point and wasn’t familiar with it. Art can serve multiple roles in our world. Sometimes it is aspirational, sometimes it is critical, and sometimes like with Archie it serves as a window into how we see ourselves. Betty Cooper is a deeply decent and good person in the comics and even on Riverdale from what I have seen, though I fell off in season 2. Either way, the world of Archie paints American kids as good and decent people for the most part. It is how we tend to see ourselves and again, we should ask ourselves if we are falling short or not. Is the world functioning the way we think it should? Well, anyway, Lili Reinhart is pretty. And an American. So take that King George. You can suck it with our pretty girls and hot dogs and what not. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

Boy there is a lot of stuff going on this weekend isn’t there? But I am posting Lili Reinhart today because she did a photoshoot for some CBS Magazine which sounds like not a real magazine and of course it’s not real.  CBS owns the CW. She’s on the CW. It’s a whole self promotion thing and that’s fine. I liked the pictures a lot. I just thought she looked really good. So that’s about it. She looked good and thus I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes were both in a shoot for Glamour and they looked fantastic.  And I was like, oh man, I am not sure who to post, they both look very good. What a hard decision. Then I remembered this is my blog and I can do any stupid thing I want. So why decide? There are no rules here and even if there were rules rules are for losers. Or decent people. Or… well, they aren’t for me. I’m an adult, this is my blog, I can do whatever I want and you can’t stop me. So I am posting them both and I wish I hadn’t fallen behind on Riverdale. I am not mad at it. The second season, up the point I was at, is not bad or anything but it was a step down. I just sort of got busy and my rule with TV shows is if I can’t find the time to watch it for 3 episodes in a row, maybe it’s time to shelve it and binge it later. No episodes in three weeks means that I wasn’t too busy, I just wasn’t interested enough. But now I am feeling the tickle, I want to know what is going on. Maybe I will try to catch up. Anyway, today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes.

I watched this week’s Riverdale last night, which you probably figured out when you saw who I posted if you know the show and this blog.  This is the first time I have posted Lili Reinhart and it’s… well, it’s hard to explain why.  I think part of it is in the fact that she plays Betty.  Betty who in the comics often comes in second for Archie’s affections and who is the most awesome person you can imagine hanging out with so you take her for granted.  Even as a kid I liked Veronica better.  And in the comics Veronica is frankly not nearly as decent a person as she is on the show, so it is one of those things you know it a mistake but you are into it anyway.  Like, every ounce of you knows Betty would be the perfect girlfriend.  She’s supportive, kind, well adjusted, smart, sweet, funny, and almost any other positive you can think of.  And in the episode I watched someone referred to her as the perfect girl next door and she said she hated that phrase.  And I get it.  Besides the fact that it stops her from being a person and an idea, it also makes it easy to forget even human beings who seem pretty great and happy have real problems, too.  They have more depth than that.  But… I think it’s why Lili Reinhart hasn’t shown up here yet despite her beauty and my clear obsession with the show.  Because it’s wrapped up in some age old Whore vs Madonna stuff that is buried deep in the cultural consciousness.  Betty is the girl you marry.  Lili Reinhart plays the girl who would just be great to be around and is awesome so… I’m going to take her for granted and focus my attention elsewhere.  Anyway, in the episode I watched she sang Happy Birthday and it was a little sexy.  Uncomfortably sexy for Happy Birthday but that’s a whole other thing that has slowly infected the culture (thanks Marilyn).  Anyway, it was kind of hot and she is great and frankly her twitter and stuff during episodes is amazing so it’s really past time Lili got her due.  Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.