I watched The Interview because I am an American and love freedom. Obviously. It wasn’t great but I felt good knowing that somewhere an evil dictator is shaking his fist at the sky and screaming, “Why?” just because I watched a movie. I am pretty sure that’s how it works. I hope that’s how it works cause the movie was a whole lot of not very great. Anyway, Lizzy Caplan was in it and I was like, “I should really post Lizzy Caplan again on account of her being attractive”. Then I looked and was stunned to discover I have never posted Lizzy Caplan. I honestly have no idea how this happened because I have found her attractive for a long time. Now like… Mean Girls long time like some of her other cast mates (this is now the 5th person from that movie so… look out Tim Meadows, you’re next). I loved Party Down though and found her very attractive in it. I think my reaction was something along the lines of “Whoa she’s hot… who is she… that’s Janis Ian!?!?” So, you know, I like her. I could have sworn I at least posted her when she was guesting on New Girl or something. Apparently I didn’t. I am correcting that now though because she is funny and she is pretty and today I want to fuck Lizzy Caplan.
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