Megan Fox – Who I want to Fuck Today

For full disclosure the first time I was aware of Megan Fox was sitting in a movie theater with friends watching Transformers and my immediate reaction to seeing her duck under the hood to fix the car was, “I want to lick her stomach”. I don’t know where that came from, I don’t recall thinking it about anyone before. I am certain I haven’t since. It’s not like I am into stomachs. That’s cool if that’s your thing but I don’t want to get anyone all excited thinking this blog is going to become about stomachs. It’s not. This blog is going to become about Jennifer’s Body today. Just for today. It has been on my mind for a few weeks because there are horror fans who swear it is awesome. Especially female horror fans seem to love it. I have heard feminist arguments about it, I have heard it is anti feminist, I have heard it is nice to just get a horror movie that “gets” women. All of this made me think I had missed something when it came out because I just remembered it being boring. So I asked a friend I knew must have seen it how it was. She said it sucked. Case closed. But then another friend just swore it was awesome. She told me I had to rewatch it. Case reopened. Well, I do what I am told and I watched it. I mean half the point is that Megan Fox is pretty. I thought she was pretty. I never considered myself on the Megan Fox band wagon, I thought she was pretty, I fully got the appeal but she never rated in my top 5. Of course, that was cool cause it meant I never hopped on the hate Megan Fox band wagon. She is pretty in sort of a… how do I say this without being insulting, card board cut out sort of way. Like she was designed to be pretty and little else. At least, that’s how she was in Jennifer’s Body. Sometimes that has it’s appeal. Today I want to fuck Megan Fox.

When I posted Leslie Mann I had someone chide me and ask how I could watch This is 40 and walk away with her as the person I wanted to sleep with when Megan Fox was there. I get it, that’s a very fair question. I don’t know. It did get me thinking though, it’s been about 4 years (4 years! I can’t believe it!) but there was a point where she was clearly the it girl out there. I mean, she was all over the place and the world was in love with her. I though she was amazing looking, too. I definitely would have claimed she was one of the hottest women alive. So what happened? Man, I have no clue! She didn’t get less hot. The novelty wore off? She showed up less often in anything I saw for one. I am not sure what happened really. But it got me thinking and I went looking for pictures and it reminded me that oh yeah, Megan Fox was smoking hot. Is smoking hot. So there we go, a couple of pictures and it helped me realize that today I want to fuck Megan Fox.