Well guys, today is a snow day but my understanding is not in Australia. I am posting Michelle Jenneke cause… why not? I have no reason I can really think of, I almost forgot to post today. I am suddenly pretty checked out on tumblr. No clue why. Anyway, I saw a picture of her and it looked sunny and nice and somehow I have only posted her once. I really could have sworn it was more than that but it turns out it isn’t. So today I want to fuck Michelle Jenneke.
So I guess this post is 4 years in the making because it’s been like 4 years since a video of her at the World Juniors took the internet by storm. You probably know the video and if you don’t I helpfully included a gif of her pre race warm up dance. It was just a thing she did but it obviously had it’s appeal to a lot of people. Now, part of that is she is very attractive and moves well. I think a bigger part of it is she look so happy. I remember the video being misattributed as being at the Olympics, which was understandable, it was right before the Olympics. It’s also why we watch the Olympics, for the triumph of the human spirit. So seeing someone with that smile and what is clearly just a sheer joy of being alive, it’s why we’re there. We want to see people win, we want to see people succeed, we want to see unbridled joy. Also she is pretty hot and in killer shape. The result was mesmerizing and I actually have had people ask me if I had ever heard of her and hey I should post her. I had heard of her but I guess the time wasn’t right? She had to make the Olympics to earn a place here? No, of course not but she did make the Olympic team and I am obsessed with the Olympics enough that she is showing up today, 2 days before her race. I wish her luck Tuesday and today I want to fuck Michelle Jenneke.
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