Tag: Olivia Cooke

In the past couple months Olivia Cooke has been number 2 on quite a few days. Which annoys me. Like, she shows up so rarely and she is one of those celebrities that I just find so pretty. Which I mean is everyone on this blog but there are some people who just click with me and I know I am more into them than the other people looking at them right now. Which still isn’t the best way to describe this as it sounds like the sort of thing a stalker says but I mean like in Bates Motel Nicola Peltz was very pretty and clearly supposed to be the hot girl on the show but my brain was like, “Oh, Olivia Cooke, she’s the hot girl on the show”. Some people have that impact on me. It’s like you wierdos who like Velma more than Daphne despite that obviously being wrong. Or it’s not like that at all because I am right. Anyway, I find her very attractive and she has shown up on the red carpet a few times, which is always a rare treat, and then missed out on being posted. And it bothers me because I feel like I am just throwing away chances. Well, screw it, I am posting her today. Cause she’s pretty and that blue dress, right? Wow. Today I want to fuck Olivia Cooke.

So the backlash against Ready Player One is really confusing to me. Like, I have dozens of posts here talking about how I feel nostalgia is the enemy of art, so I am ready to be on board with people angry at nostalgia but it feels painfully insincere to me. You’re never going to get me on board with tearing apart a film no one has seen yet, it strikes me as stupid and I have been seeing people shit on this movie for almost a year now. People criticizing movies they have not seen is a pretty big pet peeve of mine in general. Past that, the internet loves nostalgia. I think Nostalgia is a great enemy of art. I also think I can’t go a day without someone talking about the signs that you’re a 90’s kid. You people loved Stranger Things, a show I thought was pretty good but somehow became a cultural phenomena essentially by playing the greatest hits of Steven Speilberg’s 1980’s work and had no reason to be set in the 80’s other than to say, “Hey, weren’t the 80’s rad?” and give us a version of the 80’s that only existed in rose tinted glasses. And the main criticism of the new Star Wars movies seems to boil down to, “This doesn’t make me feel exactly like I felt when I was three years old”. So you know, it just feels insincere. Also, I get the impression most of the people criticizing it haven’t read the book. Which is fine. It is fun but isn’t hardly great. It’s entirely what it is, which is a nostalgia bomb telling the same story that existed in dozens of old sci-fi stories except in the future set in an era obsessed with old sci-fi. And it puts me in this weird place cause I don’t actually care about this movie. Maybe I’ll see it? I don’t care though, I would forget it existed if I didn’t see people talking about how bad it is. Why are you guys making me defend this? Anyway, that’s a long rambly way to say Olivia Cooke was at one of the Ready Player One premiers and she looked good. I hope it is good and successful for her sake because I would like her to become more popular. She is one of those people I am weirdly attracted to. Not in the sense that it would be weird to be attracted to but every now and then someone appears on screen and my attraction is intense. Like, I am drawn to them and I know no one else in the room is going, “Holy shit who is that”. Would they say she’s pretty? Sure. But like on Bates Motel she was not the intended eye candy. Nor was she the ever sexualized even. That was Nicola Peltz’s job. Yet my eyes were always drawn to Olivia Cooke. There is just something about her. So I am glad if she is going to show up on a bunch of red carpets coming up and I will be interested to see how the internet loses it’s mind about the movie. Today I want to fuck Olivia Cooke.

Here is Olivia Cooke who I would say I am extremely attracted to, or at least more attracted to than almost everyone else.  There is something about her that is not only attractive but also kind of crush worthy.  I would forgive you for not knowing this about me because I haven’t really posted her much.  This is of course, not my fault.  She is on a show with tiny little seasons that has, and I am just guessing here but this is how it feels, approximately 300 years between seasons. Also I watch it on Netflix so my consumption of Bates Motel takes place over 2 days and then I wait 300 years for the next one. So she isn’t really showing up on my radar a lot and there are almost never pictures of her.  Luckily she is in Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.  So that means I have something to watch cause I have actually heard good things despite some backlash.  Also it means there have been some red caret things in the past few months.  Big win for me.  Anyway, here she is because she is pretty and cute and i like her.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Cooke.

It dawned on me the other day that Olivia Cooke makes me think of Kitty Pryde.  Or maybe I am attracted to her because I am attracted to Kitty Pryde.  I am not saying she should be Kitty Pryde or something but rather there is a similar element there.  I have loved comic books for a very long time and my favorite was always the X-Men.  For whatever reason the X-Men spoke to me.  Kitty Pryde has been referred to as every X-Men fan’s first girlfriend.  This is problematic in some ways but in other ways is understandable.  She was smart, kind, the only mistakes she ever made came from trying to do the right thing, she was younger than everyone else, a little socially awkward, and she was a noble super hero.  Like in teen comedies despite being pretty like every super hero or actress she never could seem to get boys attention, that always went to Illyana or later Rachel and so on.  So of course young nerds who maybe weren’t even ready to admit they liked girls would find themselves going, “I’d talk to you Kitty…"  And thus it goes, we all had a crush on her because she embodied that whole, you know, girl we knew we could get along with but was also approachable.  Anyway, I realized that Olivia Cooke is the person on Bates Motel I most often find myself attracted to and it’s because she fills a similar role for the audience.  She is good.  She is kind.  She is vulnerable, an outsider because of a slight weakness.  She doesn’t really have friends.  Boys certainly don’t give her the time of day.  Yet she is gorgeous and has those big, lovely eyes.  And you go, oh, well, everyone else may not pay attention to her… but I’d make out with her.  I’d throw her that bone.  Which of course is kind of scary and condescending, that so many of us are going, "What I want is a really desperate girl.  Someone without options who will think I am a hero”.  But it is what it is.  Or I could be over thinking it.  I know, that’s rare for me, I would never write 400 words about some girl or something here.  But maybe this time. Just once.  I do find her very attractive though and today I want to fuck Olivia Cooke.

I kind of feel bad admitting that I am watching a new show on here because so many wonderful people have suggested new shows to me and I feel like I am slighting them by not watching those shows instead.  It isn’t you, it’s me.  See, I can hear something is critically acclaimed, I can be told I’d love it, until I somehow get the desire to actually watch it?  No force can make me watch it.  I’m a completist so a new TV show is a big commitment because if I don’t like it I could be sitting through hours of horrible TV.  I have a problem.  Anyway, I started watching Bates Motel on a late night whim.  I had heard good things but I was so distrustful of the core concept.  I am glad to say it is way, way better than a show about a teenage Norman Bates has any right to be.  I was torn though, again not wanting to hurt anyone’s feelings, as to who I would end up posting first from the show.  I figured it would depend on mood (that mood is not blonde or brunette, that isn’t a mood) as to who it was.  But I really like both of these actresses on the show, I think they do a good job, one as sort of a sweet, vulnerable girl you want to just give a big hug to and tell it’s going to be ok and the other as the sexy girl with a good heart, who I guess maybe you also want to hug?  :You know, let’s not talk about how you want to touch them and move on.  They are both very attractive and I couldn’t decide because I didn’t want to slight anyone.  So yes, I am posting two girls today for their sake.  Because I’m just such a good person.  I don’t want to say I am the Mother Teresa of pervy internet posts but… well, when I’m canonized you can reblog this post and say I was such a good person.  Anyway, they are both gorgeous and I like what I have seen of their work so far and so today I want to fuck Nicola Peltz and Olivia Cooke.