Ugh. Ok, so the time changed and that sucks and of course my brain in response decided last night would be a great night to not shut up and never sleep. Like, let’s go through every failed relationship in our life and then maybe stress about money or maybe we could think about embarrassing things we’ve done before or dwell on if we should have done this thing instead of that thing. Because my brain hates me and I am this fucking close to stabbing it with a Q-tip guys. Anyway, the Kids Choice Awards were last night, a thing I was made aware of because Youtube started playing ads for it yesterday because Google is either way off about my age or eerily accurate about my interest in possible red carpets. Either way, I knew I would be posting someone from it today cause that’s just always how this sort of thing works. Anyway, I expected Demi Lovato when the commercials listed who would be there but I asked my buddy @wildflagsure to give me a report because it was hosted by John Cena and you may not know this but John Cena has a headlock around her heart. Her deepest desire in the world is to have bouncing baby Cenas running around her house. Anyway, she fell down on the job and I am dragging today so it feels like the day is over and I am just getting to this. And Peyton List won, which is a little surprising. She’s pretty but it seems like everyone I know likes her way more than I do so I am always almost like, reactionary in not posting her. It’s like… I don’t know, I don’t want to trample someone’s garden or… that doesn’t even make sense. I lost my train of thought here. I am like, really, really tired guys. Anyway, here she is because she looked the best in my opinion. Today I want to fuck Peyton List.
Who I want to Fuck Today 