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I have never posted someone from Youtube before, partially because it almost feels like out of bounds or something.  Also probably because I am not really of the age to become obsessed with youtubers, for me it’s that site where I can watch a music video or a funny video, it really isn’t the site where I watch shows or anything.  Though sometimes I guess I do.  It’s much more in bursts of “let me watch the last 30 of these cause I forgot this stuff existed” than it is “Oh the new whatever is out, let me watch that”.  I have been informed that everyone has crushes or is attracted to various people on youtube but it was news to me.  Apparently I am old and out of the loop, This feels accurate.  Also I was worried that this might be creepy (and as a rule of thumb if you’re worried something is creepy it’s probably creepy) but I have been assured I am way to worried about being creepy.  Anyway, the real thing is this girl here who goes by comicbookgirl19 has a great show on YouTube.  It is pop culture based and obviously comics oriented and it is just very well put together, very well done, and she is smooth and charming in front of the camera.  She happens to like the X-Men as much as I do, which is nice because I can’t tell you how much comics media I consume where people groan when the X-Men come up.  I get it, there is a lot there but I love them.  And I love her channel, which I will link to to assuage some of my creepguilt.  It is found here.  So go watch.  I like it.  And she’s completely gorgeous, right?  Like, that hair alone.  Just amazing.  So this feels extra silly to say this time but it’s the only name I have to go by, today I want to fuck comicbookgirl19.

So you guys get a break from athletes today but don’t worry, I am sure they’ll be back (btw, fascinating aside, Silje Norendal got no attention yesterday until she appeared on NBC’s primetime broadcast and then all of a sudden she got a bunch of likes within an hour).  Anyway, today Audrey Kitching is back and it is not because she is in the Olympics.  It is because she has pink hair.  That simple.  She has pink hair and I like pink hair and well, she often just has remarkably nice hair.  And that’s enough sometimes.  So today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.

I am going to just go ahead and start off by saying this is the strangest pick I have ever made.  I can’t imagine one stranger.  It is odd to sexualize cartoon characters but sometimes it happens.  It feels slightly wrong to do so to current cartoon characters because… they aren’t there for me, except Adventure Time is clearly in the game or trying to appeal to adults as well as kids.  And it is not a show with anything resembling realistic looking characters, they are purposefully simple and crudely drawn. Yet here is Princess Bubblegum because… I have thought about posting her a million times before and end up giving up in my picture search as my brain moves on.  It is hard to find good pictures to post of a character whose face is really just like two dots and a line.  Yes the character herself is so complex.  I think I am attracted to the subversion of the princess archetype. I have posted before about something in the collective subconscious that draws us to princesses.  And I stand but that but at the same time PB is not really anything like that, she is, except for the fact that she might be evil, or at least morally flexible as she considers knowledge more important than humanity, really more likely to be the rescuer than the rescued.  She is a scientist in a fantasy setting full of princesses and magical candy people.  She is smart, competent, and mature.  And since very early on I have found myself oddly attracted to her.  I don’t have an explanation for it.  I could go into a lot of stuff about her character, even if it is a feminist representation or not, how it is unique but honestly it would all feel a little like horse shit to me because the truth is… I just find her appealing and I don’t know why.  I mean this whole blog is an exercise in intellectualizing lust and trying to over think things but some things even I can’t convince myself of.  All I really know is today I want to fuck Princess Bubblegum.

Here is Audrey Kitching who has shown up here before but it has been like a year.  I can’t say that’s a surprise because most of you probably are going “who”?  Well, she’s like… a style icon who now I guess is an elder statesmen of people who go famous on the internet.  Back in the early days of myspace she managed to use the platform to advance her modeling and popularity and also dated dudes in bands (just one really but the reputation was soon cemented as the girl who dated dudes in bands).  And she was much loved and hated and it all seems very quaint now because I don’t think she elicits much hate from anyone anymore.  Maybe she does and I don’t see it anymore.  The only time she pops up is when I see some sort of article about her being fashion forward or something.  So that’s good I guess, the controversy is gone, all that’s left is a buzz feed blog and occasional clothing lines.  None of that really matters because what I like is the hair.  I love the pink hair.  I like the other colored hair a little less but I am still fan.  I like colorful hair.  Her hair usually looks pretty good.  Today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.

Hey look it’s Pigeon Foo, who has of course been here before but I seem to be on some sort of independent model kick.  A big part of why she is here is because she is pretty awesome and nice and fun to talk to on tumblr.  A big part is also she is pretty hot, too, let’s not pretend this blog is entirely of the mind.  But she is nice, at least last time I talked to her, it’s been a while but like… there’s a 99% chance she is still nice.  I guess she could have become a super villain in that time, I mean, she obviously likes playing dress up so I can sort of see the lure of a kick ass costume.  I guess possibly one day she was working in her lab on a cure for the woman she loves when the board of directors came to shut her down, not fully understanding her science and in the scuffle there was an explosion, forever changing her life and her demeanor.  But still… as realistic as it is that she was working her model lab (See I know a lot about models, she herself commented I consider many aspects others don’t, this is how I know all models have labs…. for model science) I still say there is like an… 80% chance she isn’t a super villain.  I mean… ok, there is the meteor thing in Russia but that doesn’t fit.  Then it would have to be that she fell afoul of Russian Mobsters in her search for funding for her research and now she’s lashing out against them.  But that’s more antihero than villain.  I had a point here but I feel like it has slipped through my fingers.  Oh well, look, pink hair is great.  So is blonde hair, or green or whatever.  My point is she is pretty (seriously, that first picture is just beautiful, right?) and generally most people seem to agree she is awesome, so she too is here for awesomeness.  And well hotness.  I’ll admit, I tried to come up with a killer portmanteau of awesomeness and hotness there but it was a mess (hawtsomeness? Horrible) so it’s just going to have to be hotness and awesomeness, I’m not a supervillain so I am not going to create some ungodly abominable combination.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

So Audrey Kitching makes an appearance again.  There are various things I could go into about her and why I think she’s attractive but the simple thing is just pink hair.  I really like pink hair.  Always have.  Like… I can’t remember a time I didn’t.  I even remember in college there was this girl with bubble gum pink hair and I thought she was so hot.  Then Sophomore year she came back with her natural hair color and i realized she really wasn’t very good looking.  That’s the power of pink hair sometimes.  And let’s be honest, pink or whatever, Audrey Kitching clearly has great hair, she knows what she’s doing up there.  I just love it.  So today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.

Most Popular Posts of 2012

This feels like a pretty good way to close the year out, my most popular posts for each month this year.  It seems pretty clear what you guys like best, that would be Mosh and Pigeon Foo.  Or maybe just models in general, you guys like models.  And not redheads.  Or Singers it seems.  Anyway, everyone have a great new year, I am gone until it’s 2013.

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It has been an odd week, I’m the first to admit it.  Now, I stand by everyone I picked but I totally get that I have gone kind of out there and obscure to a degree, I mean Kristen Stewart? Who is she?  Well she was in a little movie about Vampires, you’ve probably never heard of it.  Seriously, even she fits though as people did mention they thought I didn’t like her.  And it is true she was an anomaly.  On the other hand today we have Audrey Kitching, who I have always thought is pretty but I get is also a strange pick.  Certainly the level of fame isn’t that high in the grand scheme of things but you know, she is internet famous.  I promise you more people on tumblr know her than Dolly Read.  But yes, it has been an interesting week.  And that’s cool, I let me impulses guide me here but it’s nice when they guide me to less traveled territory.  Variety is, after all, the spice of blogging about hot girls.  Audrey is, in my opinion, undeniably pretty.  She gets a lot of hate and it’s hard to write about someone with a bit of baggage without it influencing you somehow.  You at least have to bring it up.  The thing is I don’t care if people feel she steals her style, or if she is a bitch, or whatever.  I mean, I guess I am more attracted to people I respect but someone who I mainly know as a big time scene queen and fashion blogger… I am not too worried about the gossip of people on the internet.   She’s basically here because stolen or original or some combination of like.. stolriginal I like her sense of style.  It’s like the… sexy version of playing dress up from your Mom’s closet or like from a gypsy’s stolen wardrobe.  I love, love, love her hair, it is gorgeous.  And I think she’s pretty.  Yeah, some days I am moved by great performances.  Some days I just like a pretty girl.  Today? Today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.

So… she isn’t exactly famous famous but she is internet famous.  Perhaps more hated than loved, Audrey Kitching is one of those people to rise to semi prominence thanks to the birth of social networking and the boom of the internet as a community as a whole.  I will leave the debate to others about if this is horrible or awesome or inconsequential.  The truth is she is pretty and uniquely so.  Though I am sure some will mention she cribbed her style from whatever she does it well and she made a career out of it, that’s praise worthy.  I have a serious weakness for pink hair, I happen to love her style, and right now I don’t care if she is enviable or despicable either way today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.