Here is Puck Moonen who has been blessed with not just an amazing name but also beauty and athletic prowess. She is Dutch Cyclist and she reminds me of a bunch of other Dutch Athletes that I am aware of in that if you showed me pictures and told me she was a supermodel I’d believe it. Which works because they all look at least a little like Doutzen Kroes who is both Dutch and a Supermodel and it all makes me wonder, what the fuck is going on in the Netherlands? Is this just what people look like there? How did we not know? Is that what the pot is all about? You get people so high they don’t notice? Why would you want to keep this secret? “Hi, welcome to Amsterdam, yes, we’re all beautiful but you can’t tell anyone. Eat this brownie”. It seems very odd. Anyway, she is a cyclist which I don’t have a lot to say about. I used to like riding my bike until helmet laws came into play, at which point I was too cool to ever ride a bike again. But I get the appeal sometimes. In a paraphrasing Joni Mitchell sense that I wish I had a road so I could ride away. Anyway, she came to my attention because I saw her once and said, “Holy shit, who is that?” I did my research and it turned out she was Dutch Cyclist Puck Moonen. Everything about that is awesome and she is beautiful. And if you can’t just ride away from life a little beauty can help make it more tolerable. Today I want to fuck Puck Moonen.
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