Tag: Singer

Dua Lipa has been doing the Jingle Ball circuit this year and I am a fan. It proves tha age old adage that nothing is more Christmasy than a British woman of Kosovan and Bosnian descent. It’s nice when life backs up what you have always read in greeting cards. And I appreciate all her stage outfits cause they are sparkly. I especially like the red, it looks like wrapping paper a little bit. Normally people wouldn’t compliment a dress that way. Or probably every describe something that way. But I am and I consider it a good thing. Just further proof there are few things on the planet that say peace on Earth and goodwill to men like Dua Lipa. Have a Holly Jolly weekend everyone. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

So Charli XCX was at an event this weekend and I think she looked very good. In some ways i miss her hair when it was just long and semi untamed cause she has very good hair but I am really enjoying the splash of red in her shorter cut right now and she has looked pretty good on the red carpet recently. So I am excited to post her but there is really an even more appropriate reason to post her and that is my dear friend Katherine. Everyone knows how much I like Charli XCX if they follow this blog, she’s probably my favorite. But I like my friend Katherine way more. Usually this is when I link to the person’s tumblr and talk about how tumblr made our friendship but it didn’t. She doesn’t have one. She’s just the only person who knows I have this blog that isn’t on tumblr and she turns out to be a powerful metaphor for what people are losing with tumblr. That’s a safe space. Katherine knows cause I trust her and she is kind and non judgy and could see the good in my blog and past the name I suppose. And even if she didn’t get why someone would create this blog at the outset she understand that I needed some outlet. People had that with tumblr and even if their blog isn’t going to be deleted and directly impacted I think a lot of people feel that they have lost their safe space. A place where they could anonymously be themselves and largely not be judged. It’s what the internet should be for. I am lucky, my safe space will remain my friends, most especially my dear friend Katherine. But I am old, I have had years to create these spaces in my lives. Not everyone has the luxury of being old. Either way I am posting Charli because I am intensely attracted to her and she is just a good choice here. Cause I love her and Katherine doesn’t get it. But doesn’t make me feel like I am wrong (in part because she’s obviously wrong). I am glad to have both and I am glad I had this tumblr. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is some Tove Lo to start your short week guys. Well, a short week if you’re an American. If not, sorry I guess? Here’s some Tove Lo to help make you feel better about your long week. I don’t have a special thing about her as to why I am posting her, no new video or short film or anything. Well, I had a dream and that was weird but I think the dream was more Fallout inspired than Tove Lo inspired. Which if that sounds confusing to you then imagine having said dream! She’s just here because I think she’s really sexy. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.

Sometimes there are people who have almost made this blog for years. For years. Why don’t they? Usually cause there is some bad luck involved. Always a bridesmaid never a bride kind of thing. Sometimes it’s just cause they’re weird. Not in an insult way but in a it’s hard to wrap my head around it and post them and when I post someone who feels out there to post I don’t feel like I can just write, “Hey, this girl is pretty. Have a sweet Monday. San Dimas High School Football Rules”. I mean, I could. It’s my blog but I have standards. So Poppy has almost made it but keeps not because she is really, really strange. If you recognize her it’s probably from her Youtube videos with are slightly off kilter. This is because Poppy is basically a performance art piece. I mean, she’s also a pop singer but she’s an art project. The collaboration between multiple artists and if you have done a deep dive on her channel, which of course I have, if you’ve read this blog you can’t be surprised, you’ll discover a deep ambivalence not just about Internet Fame but Internet Culture in general. Her videos are often full of cliches and common sentiments we see in countless other places on the internet but she has robbed them of all emotion or sincerity. They become creepy and hollow. I guess it’s a way of showing the hollowness that was always behind empty statements of vapidness. It’s really kind of brilliant sometimes. My friend and I were watching her selling things from her merch store and she was saying these rote things that people might think to themselves when looking at clothes and they took on this whole weird life as she said them with a vacant smile. It was a mix of hilarious and unsettling. Which is why I have never posted her. Mixed in with this is that she’s coded to be an attractive youtube star. Pretty, innocent, positive. Big eyes and cute dresses. And just off enough that you start to feel bad about finding her attractive. Which I also think is part of the whole thing. Again, I find it kind of brilliant but it means I feel almost bad when I have thought about posting her. But hey, I run a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today, people are already judging me, what am I scared of? Heights mainly. Also Ghosts. I am pretty sure she is short and if she’s secretly any supernatural creature it’s a robot, not a ghost. Yes, I just said robots are supernatural. Prove me wrong, Internet, prove me wrong. Today I want to fuck Poppy.

So Dua Lipa is in Spain and at first it was for some awards I had never heard of because it turns out that I am not an expert on Spanish Awards but then it was for the EMAs, which are a thing I did know existed. She looked good at both which is a thing I could have guessed without seeing on on account of Dua Lipa always looking good. So I am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

Here is my beloved Charli XCX who was in Paper Magazine because… well, I don’t know why. For magazine reasons I would assume. I know for most of my life people have talked about how they get their magazines for the articles but for me I mainly consume magazines for the pictures. It makes my subscription to the Economist amazingly unrewarding. Which is a killer joke if you have ever seen the tightly packed text dense pages of the Economist. It’s ok if you didn’t know that, the joke still works and by works I mean it’s my way of signaling my intelligence and sophistication. Obviously I nailed that when I named this blog though. Anyway, I didn’t plan this for today. In case you were wondering, I don’t schedule major magazine shoots. I don’t have that power. But I mean today is a big day for me and sometimes I pick someone special for it but someone special picked herself I guess? It’s probably fate. Either way, I’m making a great case for another restraining order. Oh well. She looked good though and I like Charli XCX a lot. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Well, pictures are still rolling in and the biggest party of them all hasn’t even happened yet, so I am not yet declaring a winning for Halloween. But stuff has happened and if I am being honest there were some strong looks this Halloween so far. A lot of it is from the older generation though, so I would like to see others step it up. Also, another theme seems to be celebrities dressing as olden days celebrities this year. That part is fine but sometimes a little dull. Anyway, there were a few people I thought about posting today and maybe it’s a little gauche to admit it but I chose Halsey cause she looks really hot as Poison Ivy. It’s a good costume and she’s hot. That’s it. So she’s here today. I mean, she often does well in the costume department, she once threw what was supposed to be an epic Halloween party a couple of years ago that no one really seems to know anything about, which is probably what makes it epic? Brilliant really, don’t invite anyone, tell everyone it was killer, everyone assumes it must be if they didn’t get an invite. But really she’s just here cause she’s a hot Poison Ivy. Today I want to fuck Halsey.

So Blue Lips finally came out. You may not have been waiting on it but I promise you anyone who found this post by clicking on the Tove Lo tag was. It’s another short film by Tove Lo in support of her music and boy it’s fascinating. The fact that she makes these are fascinating. Tove Lo is fascinating in general. Just her whole approach to everything. I once saw art as anything we do that isn’t directly to feed our most basic needs of shelter, food, and sex. Which has always made pop music tread a weird line because I have known plenty of people who cared about having a creative outlet but they also formed a band to get laid. Not that I am accusing Tove Lo of that but it is interesting that her work is so sexual that I think some people would be quick to dismiss it. But the thing there is talking about sex is art, it’s different than trying to get sex. And of course that’s not all she talks about but it seems to be part of everything she talks about. Which is what makes it so interesting, there is a sort of openheartedness about something that could be leering. Is leering sometimes, I mean, picking up daddies on playgrounds and what not. And so this one was really good because sex is at it’s core and her naked chest will likely be a lot of people’s take away but what I find fascinating here is how it’s not one simple thing. There is stuff about sex and love and friendship and heartbreak and lust and it’s all tangled together in a way I really loved. I guess because none of those things are neat and simple and sometimes they do get jumbled up in ways that make them hard to separate and can ruin all of it. There is a loneliness to this and really to all her short films that is a little heartbreaking but also is part of what makes them beautiful. Anyway, I liked it. I like her. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.

Charli XCX released the video for 1999 yesterday and what a perfect excuse to post her. Fun fact, I was alive in 1999 and I remember it. I enjoyed the references even though, let’s be honest, nostalgic looks back in time are never accurate. They are a reflection of what we find important today, not a reflection of the times. But that’s what makes it fun. It was a fun video. It’s a good song. She looked really hot in some of it. So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Charli XCX spent last week on vacation in Jamaica and it included a picture basically every day of her in a swimsuit or something like that. I am not usually the type to post a bunch of pictures of girls in their bikinis but I thought she looked really good. And sometimes I am just that simple. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.