Like most people I didn’t know who Tessa Virtue was before the 2010 Olympics. I say most people because obviously there are fans of ice dancing out there who no doubt knew who she was and I work under the assumption all Canadians knew who she was because all my Canadian friends are just nuts about any sport that takes place on ice. As a matter of fact, I “discovered” her because a Canadian told me I was wrong about someone else, Tessa Virtue was the hottest girl in the Olympics in 2010. I kind of rolled my eyes and googled and was had to admit, she well could be the hottest person in the Olympics. She is definitely gorgeous. The ice dancing is pretty I suppose but I can’t claim to be blown away by it like I am by flashier sports, it’s just not one of those things that speaks to my soul. I do love what she wears on the ice often though. And she is just so pretty. And I just heard in some preview or news piece or whatever garbage NCB keeps showing instead of actual Olympics that she might be retiring after this. Because the world cruelly uses the Olympics to remind us that 24 years old is too old and if you’re old than that it’s pretty much time to give up on life. Don’t worry though, I am a kind soul, so I would gladly take Tessa in if she finds people barring her from places due to age. I will state she is not too old for me. Today I want to fuck Tessa Virtue.
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