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August can be a pretty slow month for celebrity stuff because TV isn’t back and all the big movies came out much earlier in the year and so there just isn’t a lot of red carpet stuff. It means unless I am going around watching stuff sometimes there isn’t a lot of inspiration for this blog. So there are days like today where I am digging around and going like wow, nothing is happening. Then I saw Olivia Munn was at someone’s Hollywood walk of fame star ceremony and it’s like she’s here to save the day. Because she always looks good and it suddenly means I went from, boy, there is nothing today to, oh this is easy, she looks great. So here is Olivia Munn because she looks great. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

It has been 4 years since I last posted AnnaSophia Robb. This isn’t worth noting because I ever posted her frequently or anything, just notable because that’s a huge gap. It probably has to do with the fact that I pretty much never happen to see anything with AnnaSophia Robb in it. I guess I still haven’t. She is promoting some new movie though and has shown up a bunch this week at events and stuff and I thought she looked good. So I was like why not. She’s always been pretty and always been good in what I have seen her in. I was just never going to watch a Sex in the City prequel. Today I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb.

Crypt TV released a supercut of season 2 of the Sunny Family Cult and it revealed to me that I didn’t see all of season 2. Well, that was a nice surprise. There was a moment that took out of the reality of the show though when Trew Mullen is getting picked on by some mean girls in the bathroom. It isn’t that I don’t believe that can happen. Teenage girls can be fucking vicious and the teenage member of a cult who is pretty quite and a little weird definitely is the sort of person who is an outsider, so that is ripe for picking on. But they seemed to be implying she was ugly as their main insult and I mean, come on. It’s a movie but come on. And insult needs to have some tiny bit of accuracy to really cut at someone. I mean, the best insults are when you can isolate someone’s core insecurities and expose them. They’ll do the rest of the work for you. Most people wear their insecurities on their shoulder so it’s just not hard to turn someone into a quivering mass. She’s a weird outsider, hit on the fact that she will never fit in and never be accepted. Boy that would work. Hmmm, I didn’t intend this post to be a public service announcement to improve your bullying when I started but I guess it ended up that way. Either way, while I find it easy to believe anyone can be insecure about their looks I am just struggling with the concept anyone would look at Trew Mullen and spot that as a weakness. Like, you’d go, “Oh, that’s girl is ugly, that’s real obvious thing about her”. But she was good in it as always, both the parts I had seen and the ones I hadn’t. Today I want to fuck Trew Mullen.

I saw someone post a career retrospective thing on Charlize Theron and it was about her journey to find challenging roles when it’s very clear that what Hollywood had in mind for her was that she would be beautiful. I mean, she accomplished the beautiful part but she has come up with some very interesting roles that allow her to be more than that beautiful woman in the movie. Like they mentioned Young Adult which was a challenging and not perfect movie but while she is indeed a beautiful woman there she is also very distasteful. On purpose. I really do like her as an actress (and I am remembering I really need to see Atomic Blonde. I had high hopes when it first was released, the reviews were meh but I have to be honest, she looks so cool in it, I just want to see it for the visuals). The thing is, she hasn’t been posted here much for reasons I have gone over before, she’s too beautiful. I realize that sounds very stupid and counter to the whole purpose of this blog but it’s true. I guess it’s why they tried to shove her in a box on Hollywood as well. She isn’t just pretty, she is the kind of pretty where it feels wrong to lust after her like, oh, that isn’t for human consumption. I’m not good enough for her (which I guess tangentially means I think I am good enough for everyone else I post here. That’s a fun bit of ego on my part). But sometimes I can’t resist because well, look at her. And you know, it’s a nice reminder that she really has pulled off some great roles. I still think Fury Road is the best action movie in more than a decade. Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.

Hey guys, Happy Monday! Truth be told I almost forgot to post today. Or rather I did actually and it suddenly hit me, did I post today? I felt like I must have and then I asked myself who and I had no idea who I had posted. I almost forgot what day it is. That happens when I get busy sometimes. So I am posting Lili Reinhart cause the Teen Choice Awards were last night and I liked her dress. It’s sparkly so you know, you shouldn’t be surprised by now. I am going to go ahead and predict that if @femalecelebrityoftheday posts someone who was at the awards last night he will make a joke about them looking choice or something. Or I could be wrong, I have never heard him use that phrase but since I thought of it and was like, wow, that’s a terrible joke, it seemed like one for him. Which sounds insulting but I promise you it wasn’t meant to be. Boy, I am a mess today, my head just will not get on straight. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

So there was a UNICEF event this weekend and Emily Ratajkowski was there and I thought she looked good. I am not sure about reactions on her dress but I feel like I could see people not loving it. It had a lot of elements I am a sucker for though so I liked it. She looked good. So she’s here. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Ani-Mia posted this picture of this black dress and I really like it. Like that’s just a fantastic dress. So I was thinking about her. Then she posted a picture of a porg dress and I should not like that. That is objectively not a good idea. A porg hood on the dress. But… I like it. So she’s here. I happen to find her attractive, I like her cosplay quite often (She has done my favorite Zatanna of all time which is impressive because Zatanna is relatively easy to cosplay and easy to look amazing cosplaying as. I know that sounds like faint praise but it’s such a flexible and classic look there is a bounty of good Zatanna cosplay out there and so for someone to rise to the top it has to be extremely impressive. Hers is), I like pretty dresses, I like pretty girls. She checks those boxes. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

Debby Ryan was at the premier of her new Netflix show last night and so she is here because I think she looked quite good. I know there was a bit of a controversy around the trailer for the show and I’ll be honest, it’s stupid as fuck. I can’t comment on the show itself, maybe it is full of fat shaming but I watched the trailer when I heard people were claiming it was fat shaming and I think people really just like being upset. There is only fat shaming in there if you think a character being fat is fat shaming. The basic premise if you haven’t seen it is that Debby Ryan was mercilessly picked on when she was fat. She loses weight due to injury one summer and comes back and everyone is nice to her. That is not a show fat shaming someone, that is art doing it’s job. Which is to hold a mirror up to reality and reveal things to us. In this case it is not fat shaming to point out that we treat fat people differently than non fat people and that a teenage girl especially is going to be treated very differently depending on how closely she matches accepted beauty standards. So I am not sure how anyone saw fat shaming in it and that’s ok because I feel like a lot of the rage engines that get going are full of people who haven’t actually seen whatever they are mad at and just got on board. Anyway, that’s my thought there. I have no real plan to watch the show so maybe it’s terrible. If I watch it I’ll let you know but the premise itself is not a problem. I haven’t posted Debby Ryan in ages because most of the times I posted her were directly linked to her show ending right before Gravity Falls started and my DVR picking up the final post credit beat of her show. Which is a very specific reason to be into someone but that’s more the circumstances, the reason was that she is very good looking. She still is. Good news for all of us. Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

Here is Robin Holzken because she is quite good looking. That’s about it. This is a bit of a snake eating it’s own tail situation just because my dash was filled with pictures of her I reblogged yesterday and I think that’s what put her into my head. It happens. We feed our own interests. I’d be more concerned about what it says about the echo chambers we have set up for ourselves online but I am tired and she’s pretty so why fight it. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.