Charli XCX spent last week on vacation in Jamaica and it included a picture basically every day of her in a swimsuit or something like that. I am not usually the type to post a bunch of pictures of girls in their bikinis but I thought she looked really good. And sometimes I am just that simple. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
Today just felt like a Lana Del Rey kinda day. I don’t know why exactly other than because it does. I happen to like her a lot because she is pretty and her music is uniquely hers but also I find her a number of strong philosophical concepts given human form. Which is a neat trick but most of us never get to be the embodiment of intellectual ideas but she does. My favorite at the moment is that everything she does is constructed and artificial and that there is more truth in that than there is in most authenticity. It’s just a fun paradox to sort of bounce around in my head, that because everything she does is an affectation she reveals more than those who carefully take their time to seem real. There is no lie to Lana Del Rey because it’s openly not real. Anyway, my brain loves going down those roads but if you don’t I would point out she makes for some fantastic pictures. So you can just enjoy those. Today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.
Here is Chloe Moretz cause she is still showing up in stuff cause of her new movie. Which is good. I am glad it’s getting attention. I have heard mostly good things about it and I have to say as long as it is well handled then it feels like it is a great chance for her to do strong work. I think Chloe is a very good actress and has been since she was a child but a lot of the movies she has been in as an adult have been real misses. I will be glad for something that gives her a chance to show off her skills. I will say that I can think of fewer heart breaking things than the betrayal of being forced into conversion therapy, it’s a betrayal from the people you love telling you that what you are something they cannot accept or handle. It seems awful and it means I am not rushing out to see it cause… well, it just sounds very bleak. But I am glad if it is doing well and I am glad if it means a lot to a lot of people. And she looks good in the waves of pictures that keep coming in so today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
Hey guys it’s summer and not much is going on but that’s nice when my mind can just wander and not be too influenced by mass media. Well, sorta. I am posting a celebrity because I like her music but it feel more natural. There hasn’t been a push. I posted Jenny Lewis yesterday and that sent me down a record hole where I listened to a bunch of stuff and eventually I ended up on Angel Olsen and I am posting her. Today is easily my worst Angel Olsen post ever. Just pointing that out. This is the third time I have posted her and in the past I posted her on Thanksgiving because it just felt right each time and those are better. I have very little interesting to say today other than I really like her music and really hope to catch her on tour soonish. Today I want to fuck Angel Olsen.
I am posting Jenny Lewis because I had a discussion just yesterday about what the best songs of the past 20 years are that were written by women. It was a long and meandering thing (and for the record I think I settled on Royals being #1. It’s pretty impressive). But Jenny Lewis came up as did Rilo Kiley and it included a lot of things like how her solo work is different than her Rilo Kiley stuff was. I think you could argue Just One of the Guys is her best song ever in terms of writing but I probably still prefer Rilo Kiley because I think sad girl music is just so rare. The world is full of sad bastards and somehow we declare them geniuses because they are men who are sad but sad girl stuff is much more under represented. I think I have probably gone into this before when writing about Lana Del Rey since I think at it’s core that’s why she connected with so many people despite never quite being as mainstream popular as it seemed like she was poised to be. Anyway, I was thinking about Jenny Lewis’ song writing and also the fact that she has been a celebrity that has played a semi important part in my life since I was like 10 years old or something. Which is kind of crazy. I love Jenny Lewis. She’s so Bad. Today I want to fuck Jenny Lewis.
So Blake Lively has been all around promoting her new movie the past week or so and people have been critical of what she has worn. And I get it. I didn’t even include her neon green suit that was… well, a bit too neon green if you ask me. And her rainbow plaid thing people compared to a clown and I can see that. But you know what I also see? I also someone who kind of looks like a pimp. And I don’t mean that in saying she looks cool. I mean like, she wouldn’t have looked out of place in Starsky and Hutch as someone Huggy Bear knew. I guess I consider that a good thing. What I am saying is that if Blake Lively were a pimp and she decided to turn me out to have sex with her and her friends for money I would consider it. Because I am a deeply good person and I understand rejection is painful. So I wouldn’t do that to her. Plus I think she looks really good. I don’t think all of the looks quite work for me. Crushed velvet is hard to pull off, even if you’re Blake Lively. But I think that white suit and the plaid one she looks great. I don’t think most people could make them work. But she does. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.
Here is Olivia Munn cause she is pretty. I like just posted her but she was at the VMAs and apparently at an after party and she looked good and that’s all it takes. Like right now that’s literally all it takes. She’s good looking. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.
The VMAs were last night and they were kind of disappointing from a fashion sense. I mean, they weren’t like a tire fire or anything but I largely found it not that exciting. I liked a few looks but nothing truly moved me. So I am posting Nicki Minaj. Her outfit really wasn’t anything special but I like Nicki Minaj. There is some stuff going on with her right now and at this very moment I don’t care. I mean that in the sense that I can’t be bothered to form an opinion one way or another at this precise moment. I have no thoughts because my brain is not really working. I am kind of tired, kind of cranky and I just happen to find Nicki Minaj attractive so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.
So in the summer a lot of times I end up posting people not because anything is going on but because I watch something. Aubrey Plaza I am posting because I didn’t watch anything yesterday. Which seems odd but about a year ago I watched Ingrid Goes West and the movie was pretty good but Aubrey Plaza’s performance was astonishing. Even thinking about it now I am touched with the deep pathos she infused in a woman who was just not right. Anyway, a friend of mine watched it last week and we talked about it and I was like, I should watch the Little Hours. Which seems out of nowhere but it was also a movie last year that was praised for performances that Aubrey Plaza was in. I have had a copy of it forever and meant to watch it last year about the time I finished Ingrid Goes West. Well, I didn’t watch it again last night. I am thinking about Aubrey Plaza though who is of course hilarious, and I’m pretty jealous of comedic persona because she can really say and do anything she wants to people and they’ll think it’s hilarious but also she really is a pretty good actress. I don’t think she’s been in anything this year. Maybe I am wrong. I always have the Little Hours when I need my fix I guess. Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.
Here is Hayley Atwell because it’s a well known scientific fact that she rules. I am just not the sort of person who is going to go against a clearly accepted fact like that just to drum up attention. That would make me some sort of asshole. And that’s not who I want to be. So I am not going to fight it. She rules. It’s a fact. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.
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