So Blake Lively has been all around promoting her new movie the past week or so and people have been critical of what she has worn. And I get it. I didn’t even include her neon green suit that was… well, a bit too neon green if you ask me. And her rainbow plaid thing people compared to a clown and I can see that. But you know what I also see? I also someone who kind of looks like a pimp. And I don’t mean that in saying she looks cool. I mean like, she wouldn’t have looked out of place in Starsky and Hutch as someone Huggy Bear knew. I guess I consider that a good thing. What I am saying is that if Blake Lively were a pimp and she decided to turn me out to have sex with her and her friends for money I would consider it. Because I am a deeply good person and I understand rejection is painful. So I wouldn’t do that to her. Plus I think she looks really good. I don’t think all of the looks quite work for me. Crushed velvet is hard to pull off, even if you’re Blake Lively. But I think that white suit and the plaid one she looks great. I don’t think most people could make them work. But she does. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.