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Guys I will not be posting tomorrow. I will be joining the protest on December 17th by not logging in to tumblr. It will be the first day I have ever really skipped here. It’s been almost 7 years since I started this blog and that’s a long time. I am about a dozen picks short of my 2500th pick actually. But I will not post tomorrow. And I am not sure I am coming back Tuesday. We’ll see how I feel. Tumblr has left me feeling deflated. So this could be it and it feels appropriate that I am posting someone for the first time with what could be my final post. It’s appropriate because I haven’t forced anything, I am posting who I am posting. I haven’t betrayed my initial mission here. But it’s also appropriate because there is always something new over the horizon. Every ending is a beginning and if this blog is done it’s done but there are new things in the future for all of us. A few of you have reached out with kind words to tell me my blog meant something to you and I really appreciate it. I wrote this for myself but it’s always nice to know someone else cared. I guess any creative endevour demands to be shared in some way and it’s nice to know it resonated with someone. I know a lot of you are leaving tumblr after this and I know a lot of you are down about it. I get it. If I can leave you with advice it is to try and find the beauty in all things. Not in a Pollyanna way but because there is beauty out there to behold. And there is beauty you can create. The world can be dark and lonely at times. It can feel oppressive and I know people will try to drag each and everyone of you down. It will be tempting to retaliate, to turn bitter, to turn angry. Please don’t. Cynicism is lazy and easy and it means they have won because it makes the world a darker place. Be better. You can add beauty to this world just by being decent to one another. It can be hard but the small impacts you make in the lives of others are how we really can make the world a better place. Always remember you are dealing with human beings and if you can make their life a little better with your actions then we all have won. So if you step away from tumblr try to remember the good it brought. I rue it’s end but I savor the joy it brought me. Now, April Gloria is getting posted cause why not. I like her cosplay. She is pretty. She is probably best known for her ability to look almost exactly like Taylor Swift when she wants to. She actually only sorta looks like Taylor Swift in general but through the female sorcery known as hair and make up she can close the gap to looking strikingly like Taylor Swift. The media has long been fascinated by this and I get why. I even remember once an angry post about fake metal fans because Taylor Swift was wearing a band t-shirt and they knew she didn’t listen to metal. Apparently among metal fans they think this is a real issue. People co-opting metal culture. Bad news metal guys, metal hasn’t been mainstream cool enough for pop stars to want to get their metal cred in a really, really long time. Anyway, it was not Taylor Swift, it was April Gloria. It is the kind of thing that is entertaining and pops up on the internet now and again. I happen to be a fan of her Mara Jade cause I am old enough to have once sorta crushed on Mara Jade. True fact. I apprecaite all my followers and whatever happens thank you for joining me on my journey. Today I want to fuck April Gloria.

It feels appropriate that as things wind down Amber Heard returns to this blog. For those who weren’t here, which in fairness is most of you because I have roughly 50 times the followers I did then and at least 8 of you are not bots, Amber Heard was one of the most posted people on this blog in it’s first year of existence. I think she was the 3rd or 4th person to reach 10 posts here. Her red carpet stuff can be hit or miss and well… sometimes you drift apart but I really liked what she wore to the US premier of Aquaman so I am posting her. It’s a good gown. Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

Here is Ellie Rowsell who I am posting so I can mention my good friend @wildflagsure who already hasn’t been around much as late because being Greek she had to go on 12 labors. It’s really hard these days because Europe doesn’t even have Lions anymore. Anyway, she quite likes Ellie so that’s a good match. As a friend I assume because they are both girls so what more could it be? I don’t even know how that works. I wish there was a website where a curious person could look but oh well, there aren’t anymore. Antigone, or Mrs. John Cena as her friends call her, first came into my orbit because she was excited I posted Vanessa Bayer. And I was excited because she was the first person to give a fuck that I posted Vanessa Bayer. That might not sound like a big thing but I had a friendship at 5 years old founded on a mutual love of orange soda so lust for Vanessa Bayer seems like at least as solid a foundation. Antigone is a musician and loves music and it’s where a lot of our friendship came from and so Ellie just feels right. Also, Ellie Rowsell is just smoking hot. Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.  

What a difference a day makes, guys. I think tumblr might be dead. Self inflicted wounds. It might take a bit but this is not great. I know they won’t scrap my blog but as it stands right now about half my content will disappear. And I don’t do nudes,a  thing that people have teased me about for years. Others are going to be impacted more and I worry about some people’s livelihoods. I worry some people are losing a safe space. There was no interent when I was a kid and I have thought before about how much I wish there had been. Things were rough for me in some ways as a kid and I would have loved to find a community of people to tell me I was ok. Or at least not worthless and broken. It might seem like this is a strange reaction to porn going away but it won’t just be porn. This will harm the communities that Tumblr thrives on I am sure. And I have been thinking and I am not sure I will be sticking around to see it crumble. That’s not because I am angry about losing porn, it’s practical. Sometimes I start to post someone and halfway through I change my mind. I save those posts in drafts so at least I have some pictures put together later. The full post never makes it but sometimes I rejigger it and post it at a later date. Like all my posts those are always with people who are covered up. I have never done nudes. Of the 15 in there right now, 6 are marked as inappropriate. They are Katy Perry, Blake Lively, Darshelle Stevens, Olivia Cooke, Dani Thorne, and Aubrey Plaza. Some are showing a lot of skin. Most are wearing red carpet fashion. I am pretty sure I won’t want to deal with the frustration of having to upload pictures, find some gown is too sexy for tumblr and then reupload pictures as I try to guess Tumblrs standards. It doesn’t sound found I haven’t made a decision yet but there you go. It’s really been a long strange trip on this blog. It has introduced me to a lot of things and people and I have enjoyed it. You may not know it but one of the first girls I ever discovered because of tumblr is Pigeon Foo. And by discover I mean she messaged me and I looked at her blog and then claimed it for Spain. I don’t want to brag but people have long called me the Christopher Columbus of Tumblr. I am posting her today cause she wasn’t the first friend I made on tumblr but she was the second and she’s still around. Probably. Who knows, maybe after tomorrow she’ll never return. The nature of online friendship is often that it’s ethereal and that’s ok, losing tumblr may mean losing contact. It can be sad because endings are always sad but on the other hand they can be a chance to reflect. Foo messaging me to tell me she liked my blog all those years ago and that Sara Fabel was a good choice lead to many great experiences. I got to follow her and she showed me many a beautiful woman I might not have seen otherwise. I got to have fun interactions and watch her build her own company. Which as an aside, Tumblr hates small business. Can we make that a slogan. I mean no shit, Verizon owns them but still. Anyway, when I discovered her she was nothing but a girl with a dream. Back then she could only kill like 20 ninjas at once. Max. But her powers have grown since then. I can’t count how many ninjas she can kill at once now. Because I was always better at English and History if we’re being honest. This is all sort of rambling and doesn’t have much to do with anything but I am old and my blog is old and I wanted to say more than just Pigeon Foo is hot and looks good in pretty pictures that are largely designed to show off her hotness. It’s too tautological for my tastes. So I mentioned her ninja killing skills. Also, fun fact for people who say I always point out things about slam dunks when talking about how great they are, I know for a fact Pigeon Foo can slam dunk but chooses not to because she thinks it’s showy for a tiny model to go around dunking on people. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

I know I just posted Dove Cameron the other day but like.. she showed up in a new photoshoot and I am only human. I mean, that shoot isn’t here but that’s for reasons involving me deciding I liked these pictures better after those pictures got me looking for what pictures of her to post. It’s a complex process here, guys. Anyway, she looks good because that’s her thing. It’s almost unsettling if I am being honest but in a good way. Like you know, the Twilight Zone or something. No, wait, that isn’t a compliment at all. Forgive me, I’m tired and my coffee machine broke this morning so I am living like an olden days settler or something but worse because it’s also cold and rainy and I assume they never had to deal with that. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

Dove Cameron is here because I have no idea if she’s in anything at the moment but random pictures of her keep showing up and my reaction is always the same, “Oh, she looks good there”. Which makes sense, as discussed in previous posts she’s the sort of pretty that almost feels unnatural. Like someone designed her in a lab somewhere to be pretty. So obviously that would make for good pictures, if not the entire experiment would be a failure. Anyway, that’s why I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

I am posting Saoirse Ronan today because it’s rare she shows up outside of awards season so it’s nice she did, even if she was at an Oscars adjacent thing so that’s almost cheating. She looked good though, I like when she wears a nice dress. I don’t have a lot more to say than that I guess. Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

How about some Scarlett Johansson for you guys today? She’s shown up a couple times this week at things and we should all be thankful for that. It was a Gala at the Natural History Museum in New York, though if I am going to be biased here, and I am, it’s no Smithsonian Museum of Natural History. It’s cool, I get it. The Smithsonian doesn’t have a Gala and it’s not in New York. You take what you can get when it comes to museum galas. Anyway, she has looked lovely this week. And since history was mentioned she was the first person I ever posted and would likely be the most posted person ever on this blog if I had started it 10 years earlier. That’s not saying she isn’t as appealing now, just that she has had staying power and I have always been into her. But also like a lot of famous people, showed up in pictures more earlier in her career. Cause that’s just how that works for whatever reason. And by whatever reason I mean I am older now too and my big Friday night plans are to stay in and play video games online with my brother. So I get it. People don’t take pictures of me doing that either. I don’t think. I hope not. Scarlett looked very good and I am glad to see her. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Here is Candice Swanepoel because she cleans up ok I guess. If you are into beautiful women. Then she looks good. Again, it’s a matter of taste. Do you like breathtaking beauty? Then maybe she’s for you. She does ok I guess. I guess. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Sometimes there are people who have almost made this blog for years. For years. Why don’t they? Usually cause there is some bad luck involved. Always a bridesmaid never a bride kind of thing. Sometimes it’s just cause they’re weird. Not in an insult way but in a it’s hard to wrap my head around it and post them and when I post someone who feels out there to post I don’t feel like I can just write, “Hey, this girl is pretty. Have a sweet Monday. San Dimas High School Football Rules”. I mean, I could. It’s my blog but I have standards. So Poppy has almost made it but keeps not because she is really, really strange. If you recognize her it’s probably from her Youtube videos with are slightly off kilter. This is because Poppy is basically a performance art piece. I mean, she’s also a pop singer but she’s an art project. The collaboration between multiple artists and if you have done a deep dive on her channel, which of course I have, if you’ve read this blog you can’t be surprised, you’ll discover a deep ambivalence not just about Internet Fame but Internet Culture in general. Her videos are often full of cliches and common sentiments we see in countless other places on the internet but she has robbed them of all emotion or sincerity. They become creepy and hollow. I guess it’s a way of showing the hollowness that was always behind empty statements of vapidness. It’s really kind of brilliant sometimes. My friend and I were watching her selling things from her merch store and she was saying these rote things that people might think to themselves when looking at clothes and they took on this whole weird life as she said them with a vacant smile. It was a mix of hilarious and unsettling. Which is why I have never posted her. Mixed in with this is that she’s coded to be an attractive youtube star. Pretty, innocent, positive. Big eyes and cute dresses. And just off enough that you start to feel bad about finding her attractive. Which I also think is part of the whole thing. Again, I find it kind of brilliant but it means I feel almost bad when I have thought about posting her. But hey, I run a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today, people are already judging me, what am I scared of? Heights mainly. Also Ghosts. I am pretty sure she is short and if she’s secretly any supernatural creature it’s a robot, not a ghost. Yes, I just said robots are supernatural. Prove me wrong, Internet, prove me wrong. Today I want to fuck Poppy.