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Hey guys, here is Taylor Swfit because you know me, I love to post obscure celebrities sometimes. I think her Australian Tour is over but I don’t know if that means there is more of it or it’s all done or what. Maybe the moon next? It seems like Taylor Swift can probably go anywhere and people would come and see her because I have this theory that people love Taylor Swift and she’s an immensely popular artist. I don’t have proof yet but you know, like or reblog this post if you think I’m right so I can prove to my dad that Taylor Swift is popular? I can’t remember how those text posts used to go. I don’t actually have anything interesting to say here, it was more that she is good looking and boy are there are lot of pictures of her over the years and so I was kind of just digging through and finding stuff I liked. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Last night was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and that usually leads to me posting someone from said show. Today is no different. Now, I do have to say in advance I haven’t seen everyone and everything. I haven’t really done my due diligence on this one. No, this is really an act of kindness as everyone knows Candice Swanepoel has been throwing herself at me for years. So I am throwing her a bone. Doubly so because she is a new mother, it’s been just a few months since she had her most recent baby and I remember when she got pregnant, a certain segment of the internet that follows models was furious and declared she was going to ruin her body and get boring. Obviously, as you can see in these pictures she is very boring and her body is terrible. Good job internet, you haven’t been this vocal and right about something since someone’s grandparent posted about Obama on facebook. Well done. So, clearly, it’s an act of kindness that I throw poor Candy this bone. The poor thing, life must be really hollow being rich, famous, beautiful, and having a family she loves. Maybe one day she’ll wise up and listen to bitter strangers on the internet. Or maybe I am reading this all wrong and she actually looks incredible. Like, I could be so wrong that actually what she wore on the pink carpet was amazing enough that she would be here. Maybe. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Hey guys, happy Wednesday. I am posting Lili Reinhart because I had a dream about her. It wasn’t a particularly interesting dream I guess. She seemed very nice. A bunch of people got locked out of their hotel rooms. She was fun and funny. See, this is proof other people’s dreams are boring. I can feel you yawning through not just the internet but space and time since I am typing this and literally no one can read it yet. Sorry. I do what my subconscious tells me to. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

Here is Ellie Rowsell cause I haven’t posted her in a while and I think Ellie Rowsell is really hot. Wolf Alice has won a Mercury Prize since I last posted her but I don’t know if that has changed anything at all. Like, I tend to imagine most of my followers are in the, “Who?” category still and those who know who Ellie Rowsell is already knew who she was before she won a British award for being good at music. But I am curious. That’s not why I am posting her. Again, I am posting her cause she’s hot. But I am curious as to the reaction. Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

Once upon a time Holly Willoughby did an ad for Diet Coke and I made a joke that my rule was anytime she did an ad for Diet Coke I had to post her. Good joke. Everyone laughed. I was alone so that’s just me but it was a real crowd pleaser on this end of the computer. Since then I have proceeded to post Holly Willoughby every time she’s done a Diet Coke ad. More came out yesterday. To further run up the score she was also at the Pride of Britain awards last night and looked fantastic. So she was going to get posted either way. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I am posting Natalie Alyn Lind and if you know me you can probably guess why. If you don’t well, it’s because I am required by law to post anyone who dresses as Daphne Blake. Look, I don’t make the laws, I just follow them. So she did. It’s not my favorite Daphne costume. I am ok with minor updates but I have never understood the urge to sexify it or anything because it’s medical fact that a purple mini dress, pink tights, and a green neckerchief is the sexiest outfit known to man. I had two grandparents who were doctors, which means I’m half doctor, I just know this stuff. Medical fact. So that said, it’s still a nice costume. It’s always well done really when first glance you just know who someone is supposed to be. And yes, first glance at thumbnails and I knew. So well done by Natalie Alyn Lind, she pulled it off well and she looks good. Today I want to fuck Natalie Alyn Lind.

Guys, it’s almost Halloween, like this weekend is the big weekend for it cause for some reason it’s still not a national holiday yet. It should be. Everyone in American should get November 1st off so we can all have a wild Halloween night. It’s the most magical night of the year. Everyone gets to dress up and pretend to be someone else and we all are just cool with this. Like, if I dress as Super Mario and go to the store on Wednesday no one will bat an eye. The only comments I will get are positive. But if I do that in December? Well, suddenly people are calling the cops. That’s magic. On top of that kids get free candy and uptight middle class people get one night where they can just fucking relax and be weird. So in honor of that I am posting Jessica Nigri, who keeps the Halloween spirit in her heart all year round. Here are pictures of her as totally spookifying scary creatures. There’s a scary moth, a scary Boosette, even a girl wearing barely any clothed, which if Anger is Fear turned inwards, the internet has taught meia girl willingly taking her clothes off is among the most terrifying things in the universe. Too much bare flesh on a woman who chose to expose it? That’s about the most terrifying thing most redditors can think of. So, I know this blog is usually full of pretty girls but today I present you with these terrifying pictures full of super scarifying pictures. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Here is Chloe Moretz cause she was at a screening of the Miseducation of Cameron Post and I thought she looked really good. That’s enough for me. I still haven’t seen it but I think I will at some point. Just you know, October is kind of reserved for a different sort of scary movie. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

So Blue Lips finally came out. You may not have been waiting on it but I promise you anyone who found this post by clicking on the Tove Lo tag was. It’s another short film by Tove Lo in support of her music and boy it’s fascinating. The fact that she makes these are fascinating. Tove Lo is fascinating in general. Just her whole approach to everything. I once saw art as anything we do that isn’t directly to feed our most basic needs of shelter, food, and sex. Which has always made pop music tread a weird line because I have known plenty of people who cared about having a creative outlet but they also formed a band to get laid. Not that I am accusing Tove Lo of that but it is interesting that her work is so sexual that I think some people would be quick to dismiss it. But the thing there is talking about sex is art, it’s different than trying to get sex. And of course that’s not all she talks about but it seems to be part of everything she talks about. Which is what makes it so interesting, there is a sort of openheartedness about something that could be leering. Is leering sometimes, I mean, picking up daddies on playgrounds and what not. And so this one was really good because sex is at it’s core and her naked chest will likely be a lot of people’s take away but what I find fascinating here is how it’s not one simple thing. There is stuff about sex and love and friendship and heartbreak and lust and it’s all tangled together in a way I really loved. I guess because none of those things are neat and simple and sometimes they do get jumbled up in ways that make them hard to separate and can ruin all of it. There is a loneliness to this and really to all her short films that is a little heartbreaking but also is part of what makes them beautiful. Anyway, I liked it. I like her. Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.

Hey guys, here is Holly Willoughby because apparently she has a line of clothes for Marks & Spencer coming out and there are pictures. I like clothes. I wear them every day. I like Holly Willoughby but admittedly interact with her far less often. I like both things though. So I am posting her. Also she looked very pretty in the pictures, that helped. It seems to be a jacket heavy line but that makes sense because as an expert on England I realize that it is kinda cold and gray all the time and it rains every day. Also castles get drafty. So smart move with the coats, everyone there needs them. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.