Tag: Blake Lively

I get the impression not everyone is as into the Blake Lively suit parade as I am but that’s ok, I’m used to being an iconoclast. I am ok being on my own here cause I think she looks cool as fuck. So I am posting her. Sure one or two were a miss. Someone needs to let people know that purple and green together are villain colors. That’s basic color theory. But otherwise she’s looked great and i love it. There is always something fun to look at, like her shoes on that orange suit. Or like the lace sleeves in the pinstripe one. Or her face in all of them. I dig it all. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

So Blake Lively has been all around promoting her new movie the past week or so and people have been critical of what she has worn. And I get it. I didn’t even include her neon green suit that was… well, a bit too neon green if you ask me. And her rainbow plaid thing people compared to a clown and I can see that. But you know what I also see? I also someone who kind of looks like a pimp. And I don’t mean that in saying she looks cool. I mean like, she wouldn’t have looked out of place in Starsky and Hutch as someone Huggy Bear knew. I guess I consider that a good thing. What I am saying is that if Blake Lively were a pimp and she decided to turn me out to have sex with her and her friends for money I would consider it. Because I am a deeply good person and I understand rejection is painful. So I wouldn’t do that to her. Plus I think she looks really good. I don’t think all of the looks quite work for me. Crushed velvet is hard to pull off, even if you’re Blake Lively. But I think that white suit and the plaid one she looks great. I don’t think most people could make them work. But she does. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Well guys, the Met Gala was last night and wow I was blown away. I kind of thought the theme of the whole Catholic Imagination would be good but I had no idea until people started showing up just how good it would be. It was just such a rich tapestry for designers to express themselves on as so many people looked like they stepped out of an old bit of Byzantine Iconography or a renaissance painting about an obscure saint. It was pretty awesome. And I knew today would be tough because I could have easily posted over a dozen people today and been happy because so many people knocked the theme out of the park. Which is nice, some years it seems like people just ignore the theme and you know, nice dresses and all but when you can wear that gown to any event it feels like you wasted a real chance to get creative. Also, this really gave us some amazing headpieces which I didn’t even know I wanted but I did. Just beautiful things to look at. Priyanka Chopra and Nicki Minaj’s deserve a ton of credit. Their whole looks were good but they really just had amazing head pieces. There were a ton of tiaras which I guess some people might not like but I fear those people’s lives are devoid of joy and wonder. There were wild looks that really were pulled off well like Lana Del Rey, Katy Perry, and Zendaya. There were subtler ones that I think really looked great like Kate Upton or Alicia Vikander. There were a lot of in between that nailed the theme, were not too out there but definitely could only ever work here like Amber Heard, Olivia Munn, or Ariana Grande. There was Rihanna because there is always Rihanna and maybe for the first time ever had me going, “Hey, that Mitre is kind of hot”. No, I mean, definitely for the first time ever. And you know, on the guys side it’s usually more boring but one or two people always stand out and this year Chadwick Boseman won by basically looking like what if Lando Calrissian became the Pope. Which I guess to some sounds weird or like an insult but it isn’t. It was strongly on theme and not that odd an a pairing really since Lando and every Pope ever are pretty over the top glam and love flashy capes. My point is there was a lot going on last night and so many people I could praise. And I basically always knew I was posting Blake Lively. I saw her dress and I knew it would be hard to top. I knew today would be a hard decision but I always knew she’d win. Because she always knocks it out of the park at these things. She just does. And last night might have been her single best Met Gala look ever. Which is impressive because she has been 10 times and always does well. She looked like she stepped out of a painting though. Some cross between a Medici Princess and and Elizabethan noble woman. The pictures of her mounting the stairs could be framed and just labeled the Ascension of Saint Lively and I would believe it. The look was just perfect and it’s where my head keeps going back. So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.  

CinemaCon is a weird animal to me in that it is in some ways demonstrative of just what the interenet has done to pop culture. It’s just a trade show and those were always just meant for industry insiders. Like, it’s a thing that exists so people who own movie theaters can be up on the latest technology and techniques on basically running a theater and how to make more money at it. But at some point someone got the idea that you are associated with movies so why not invite some celebrities and suddenly your trade show becomes news. And now this thing that has been going on longer than I have been alive becomes a thing we keep getting pictures from. I am not complaining, it’s just a weird commodification of something. Anyway, it means now every year celebrities show up and I end up posting someone. This year it’s Blake Lively because first bow ties are cool. Second, a girl in a suit often looks hot as fuck. And third Blake Lively is beautiful. So in a suit with a bow tie? She looked great. So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Here is Blake Lively cause she was at a thing for Eye Bangles, which sounded horrifying to me until I realized you wear them on your wrist. Which is a better place to wear jewelry but makes them very poorly named. Anyway, eye and teeth stuff I have a hard time with, even in horror movies so the whole thing seems terribly thought out as far as I am concerned but it is possible I am not their target audience anyway. They could have called them wrist bangles with dangly eyeballs and I still wouldn’t likely buy one either. I am grateful they invited Blake Lively though because she is beautiful and I like looking at her. SHe basically always looks good. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Here is Blake Lively because she’s long overdue.  She’s been promoting her new movie and the result is suddenly she’s all over New York city wearing bright colors and fabulous outfits and just looking great.  Then it will be over and she’s disappear back into Westchester County.  She’s like some rare migratory bird or something, completely unseen for most of the year then suddenly she’s out for a few weeks in the fall, everyone takes pictures because it’s such a rare and beautiful sight and then she’s back into her hidey hole.  Or maybe there is a funnier, more accurate metaphor since I know nothing about birds.  I’ll leave that up to someone who cares more smarter.  My point is for a few days it has been amazing, especially because she seems really dedicate to looking as good as possible and showing off as many amazing looks as possible.  There are days she wore like 4 different things.  It’s fantastic.  I consider it a real public service she is doing because of course she looks great.  So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.  I hope you have a good one.  Like regardless of your relationship status or anything like that.  I know some people can really feel the drag of this day.  Believe me I know.  The ghosts of past relationships and unkissed kisses can haunt your life and you can feel them starting to take on substance to drag you down.  The dull ache can turn into a throb.  I get it, it can be hard and if you’re in that spot you have my sincerest sympathies.  It’s tough.  But it gets better.  Time heals all wounds and all of that. I mean, the real truth is if your past relationship didn’t work there was a reason and you might be miserable now but it’s a misery that will pass and get better with time.  Being in a bad relationship?  That’s a misery that continues as long as the relationship does.  You can fight and fight but you’re just going to hang on to something that makes you unhappy.  So what I am saying is you’re in a better place now than you were before, so hang on to that.  Besides, being single has it’s perks.  Not that you came her for any of that, I am just saying guys, I know today can fuck with people and if you’re one of those people I am sorry.  If you need someone to talk to you can message me.  But it isn’t so bad. I mean, look, if you feel really bad about not being with someone I want you to close your eyes and imagine yourself in a small cafe on the south bank.  The air is crisp and clean and the only thing that keeps the moment from being entirely peaceful is the couple off to the right desperately trying to redefine their relationship as they turn their relationship into a self-perpetuating misery machine of their own making.  Now open your eyes.  See, being single is great. Also I mean, you can just buy yourself a box of damn candies and eat the entire fucking thing.  Who are you trying to impress?  That said, here is Blake Lively. She wore a dress with hearts on it and that feels like Valentines Day to me. Also she’s beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

The People’s Choice Awards were last night and I thought Blake Lively looked fantastic.  Now, I think looking at her dress, some people will not be as down with the fringeness as I am and by people I mean I have a few specific friends in mind but I don’t mind the fringe.  I really like the cut of the dress and hey, it sparkles.  Her shoes are kinda great, too.  She looks fantastic.  And she’s pretty.  So she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Blake Lively is here because I had a dream about her.  It was honestly kind of odd, Leighton Meester was there but only barely.  Mainly I just played catch with a Frisbee with Blake Lively while I waited for the laundry to finish.  I was closing up my vacation home for the summer and I guess they had gone with me maybe?  I don’t know, I had to finish the sheets and put them away before I left and I remember worrying a little about making her run too far left or right to catch the Frisbee because she was pregnant even though she didn’t look pregnant at all.  Is Blake Lively still pregnant?  I feel like she is but I don’t know, I haven’t seen any new pictures of her since the Spring.  Well, either way, we can agree this is a compelling post because people love hearing about other people’s stupid dreams.  The result either way is Blake Lively on the mind today so here are the most recent pictures I have from her.  Again, from the Spring basically.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

So Blake Lively is back promoting another movie and I’ll mainly gloss over that because the less said about Woody Allen the better (I mean, I thought he was a creep when he was just banging his daughter, when it turns out he’s a child molester though? Wow).  So instead what I will talk about is Blake Lively’s amazing ability to dress while pregnant.  I don’t mean like actually physically getting dressed, though I’d imagine that’s a chose but it’s a chore every pregnant woman manages to do.  No, I mean her fashion sense while pregnant. I seriously think she might have the best maternity clothes ever.  It’s astounding to me the variety of things she wears and how good she looks.  Like, it puts some people to shame who aren’t pregnant.  And like. admittedly I’m not an expert but it seems likely that the options you have while pregnant are much more limited than clothing options while not pregnant.  She has looked great.  I love it.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.