Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.  I hope you have a good one.  Like regardless of your relationship status or anything like that.  I know some people can really feel the drag of this day.  Believe me I know.  The ghosts of past relationships and unkissed kisses can haunt your life and you can feel them starting to take on substance to drag you down.  The dull ache can turn into a throb.  I get it, it can be hard and if you’re in that spot you have my sincerest sympathies.  It’s tough.  But it gets better.  Time heals all wounds and all of that. I mean, the real truth is if your past relationship didn’t work there was a reason and you might be miserable now but it’s a misery that will pass and get better with time.  Being in a bad relationship?  That’s a misery that continues as long as the relationship does.  You can fight and fight but you’re just going to hang on to something that makes you unhappy.  So what I am saying is you’re in a better place now than you were before, so hang on to that.  Besides, being single has it’s perks.  Not that you came her for any of that, I am just saying guys, I know today can fuck with people and if you’re one of those people I am sorry.  If you need someone to talk to you can message me.  But it isn’t so bad. I mean, look, if you feel really bad about not being with someone I want you to close your eyes and imagine yourself in a small cafe on the south bank.  The air is crisp and clean and the only thing that keeps the moment from being entirely peaceful is the couple off to the right desperately trying to redefine their relationship as they turn their relationship into a self-perpetuating misery machine of their own making.  Now open your eyes.  See, being single is great. Also I mean, you can just buy yourself a box of damn candies and eat the entire fucking thing.  Who are you trying to impress?  That said, here is Blake Lively. She wore a dress with hearts on it and that feels like Valentines Day to me. Also she’s beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.