The Grammys and the Baftas were last night and that’s a whole lot of red carpet to go through but luckily my choice was made easy by the fact that Charli XCX was wearing a beautiful red gown and I am a sucker for her.  So is @she-goes-to-eleven, my friend, who frankly runs a blog that I can’t decide if it’s a gay blog that is dirty or a dirty blog that’s gay but it’s one of those two things.  Anyway, it’s her birthday so wish her happy birthday (and by that I mean you know, send her an ask or something saying happy birthday.  It shouldn’t need to be said but it most definitely needs to be said this is not an invitation for dick pics.  Now, to a thinking man, or woman but this really doesn’t apply there, you would realize that a lesbian doesn’t want dick pics.  Well, a thinking man would realize no stranger wants random dick pics.  In general, as a rule of thumb, I would say imagine you were in front of that person, not just on the internet.  Now, is it appropriate to take your penis out and show it to the other person or is it a sex crime?  You’ll find the same is true with dick pics.  But more specifically I am going to say that approximately 99.9% of lesbians do not want to see your penis.  I don’t want to rule out the possibility that somewhere there is a lesbian way into seeing your penis but I believe she is a rare enough creature that she realizes she should just come out and ask because otherwise no one is going to know she wants to see your penis. But, I digress, my point is don’t send Kat pictures of your penis.  This is a thing people have done for some reason.  And by some reason I mean because she’s a woman and all men secretly believe they have a magical penis and that if the show it to a girl she’ll believe it tastes like happiness and… I don’t know, fall in love with him?  Whatever, just wish her happy birthday).  So Charli looked great and it’s nice to have at least one friend that appreciates that.  I am not calling out my other friends.  I am just saying it’s nice to have common ground with people.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.