Tag: Blake Lively

I almost posted this and then I realized it’s my dear friend @wildflagsure‘s birthday. So with her Happy Birthday, she’s great and deserves it.  Of course, this post won’t mean anything to her but she’s a Greek living in the UK, I feel like she has greater disappointments on her mind than having to look at Blake Lively.  Anyway, she basically got a birthday post here a few days ago.  Anyway, I went and saw the Shallows last night and yeah, I wasn’t expecting much but you may have noticed I have posted Blake Lively a ton recently so I was in the mood to see Blake Lively.  Well, I was in a Blake Lively mood yesterday. Anyway, I wasn’t expecting much as I definitely insinuated in another post but the movie actually was much better than I was expecting.  Now, that’s damning something with faint praise but in part that’s because every shark movie in the world owes a giant debt to Jaws and is never as good as Jaws.  So, I guess breaking news, you heard it here first, The Shallows is not as good as Jaws. It is however, a good deal better than a lot of shark movies.  I have seen a lot of shark movies.  There is a whole wide range of quality that spans from say Jaws to Jaws 4 (in which a shark chases a woman to the Bahamas to get revenge. That is the least stupid part of it).  This movie is light years better than Jaws 4. And Jaws 3.  And for the first 50 minutes or so this is honestly pretty good.  It really falls down in not having enough faith in Blake Lively, it seems like it wants to add stuff when this movie really should have been about Blake Lively trapped on a rock and we don’t need another thing.  So overall it was ok, it had the potential to be much better.  And I will give Blake Lively credit for really being pretty good in this.  And beautiful.  Fuck she is beautiful.  So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.  

I am sorry.  I know I just posted Blake Lively and some people don’t like when I repeat myself frequently (I assume @thunderstormofoblivion is livid because she gets annoyed when I post Charli XCX a lot and also her silence on Blake lately makes me assume she has decided Blake Lively is gross.  You have my apologies if you are reading this Blake but the bad news is she has no interest in you ever again.  Don’t try to make out with her) and Blake proved to be less than popular last time, most likely give her growing stomach which tends to make celebrities way less popular except for the small segment of people for whom said celebrity becomes way more popular.  And you know who you are. And yes, I am looking right at you.  Metaphorically, I don’t have a camera or anything at your desk.  I can’t help it though because it’s like Gossip Girl come to life, Blake Lively looking fabulous all over New York and every blog on the internet abuzz with details about where she’s going and what she’s saying and what she thinks of sex scenes in Deadpool, and so on and so on.  It’s great because I just counted and it has meant Blake Lively in 9 different dresses since Monday.  That’s just fantastic.  For me.  For you too if you’re a person of taste and given you’re probably following this blog if you’re reading this, you must be.  So good news for all of us.  Except @thunderstormofoblivion who thinks girls are gross.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

It always feels like a little present when Blake Lively is out promoting a movie. She suddenly shows up everywhere for this little spurt before disappearing again to her secret lair she shares with Ryan Reynolds.  Maybe lair is the wrong word.  Anyway, she has been doing press for her new movie.  I don’t really know anything about the movie but I assume it will be terrible.  This feels like a pretty unfair assumption on my part but the truth is I have seen the things on this list and there is a pattern.  Whatever, I didn’t need to bring that up.  I’m sorry.  She always looks so fantastic though.  I am impressed with how she is dressing while pregnant especially.  Because she is managing to dress in a way that looks great, doesn’t draw attention to the pregnancy but never looks like she’s hiding it.  I don’t think I have ever seen it pulled off quite like this before. She looks great.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Here is Blake Lively because Blake Lively is just dominating Cannes.  She has looked fantastic.  I have really liked a lot of what she has worn and I think maybe her blue gown she wore most recently was the best.  It looks pretty great.  She looks great. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

With Cannes going on there is a wealth of lovely gowns and lovely women to post and I could have gone a lot of ways today but I chose Blake Lively.  She has looked great and hasn’t left me with a lack of things to post but also because of the wave of crap she and Kristen Stewart are getting for working with Woody Allen.  I get it.  I kind of thought the point where he started banging his daughter as soon as she turned 18 was enough of a reason to stop supporting him.  I feel like, in general, when the best thing you can say about a relationship is, “Well, technically it’s not incest” you have something that maybe needs to be avoided.  So I get it, I think the man is at best extremely creepy and likely a predator.  I think you guys have misdirected your blame, however.  I feel like, far too often, people are very free with other people’s money and time.  The pressure for young actresses to not work with him seems like it misses a large point.  First, you greatly overstate the power of most actors when you think they have their choice of roles and the luxury of turning down things that will get them in front of eyes, possible critical respect, and a paycheck.  You greatly overstate the power of Blake Lively if you think she has the pull in Hollywood to fight Woody Allen.  I am not saying you can’t criticize her or Kristen Stewart or anyone else, knock yourself out, I just think you’re in the wrong place and seems to misperceive how this all works.  I think the people you should be more critical of are the people who continue to give Woody Allen money if you want him to stop making movies.  I think you should be more critical of the men who work with him, given men have a much larger window of fame, women are counted as “too old” very quickly by directors and fans alike.  I think mainly you should continue to criticize Woody Allen and those who fund him.  There is a whole other discussion about separating art from the artist and… I don’t like Woody Allen enough to care about that, much less go into it.  But I think you guys are wrong when you attack someone who is, like many of us, doing what they have to do to work in their given profession.  That was longer than I intended.  Let me also say I really liked her gown and I thought she looked great in red at the photocall. A+ premier for a movie I won’t see.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I knew by yesterday afternoon that I was probably going to post Blake Lively today.  She was at the Michael Kors show the other day and when I saw pictures of what she wore I was blown away.  Like I immediately went and messaged my friend @thunderstormofoblivion because I knew she’d agree on account of her medical condition, which is having eyeballs.  It was a good reminder that when Blake Lively wants to she can completely blow my mind.  She has been at various things in New York for the past couple of weeks, sort of circling around Fashion Week and Deadpool stuff.  Anyway, here are a bunch of pictures of her, including the Michael Kors dress and they are mainly of her outside walking to stuff because she has the amazing ability to look like she’s in the middle of a fashion shoot while walking to the car or whatever.  Her entire life is like some sort of glamor shoot.  It’s a little ridiculous.  I guess that comes from being preternaturally beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

It is really rare for me to post the same person multiple days in a row.  It has happened but it is rare.  And so that is why today I was sitting here, thinking it looks very likely I am going to post Blake Lively for the second day in a row and going, “man, can I do that?”  And then I got a message from thunderstormofoblivion which said, “You might have to keep going with Blake as your choice for the next lil while“.  And… she is right.  Like, I can’t fight it, she has looked really, really good. Like, I thought she looked good in the stuff I posted yesterday but then Yesterday she was all over the place looking better.  I am only human.  So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I got a submission this morning that was, to be frank, a bit rambling and pointless, not the thing you’d expect from contact@snggu.freeboatsonline.net but we all have our off days.  Still, the point was made that I don’t use the words maidenhead or besmirch often enough.  Now some people would discount criticism from a spambot but I feel it is folly to ignore good advice simply based on the source.  Truth is truth and the truth is I don’t use them enough.  Some people would feel you have besmirched my honor, sir, with this criticism but I do not.  I thank you for piecing the maidenhead of my ignorance, I will endeavor to right this glaring error in my blog from here out. Anyway, this doesn’t have a ton to do with Blake Lively but it needed to be addressed.  Probably it is something fewer people realized than the fact that Blake Lively is ridiculously gorgeous.  It’s kind of her thing, a winning smile and stunning looks, making it all look so easy.  So you don’t need me to tell you that.  She has shown up in a bunch of press for her new movie and she looks great so… here she is.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Here is Blake Lively who has shown up a lo this week.  At least I think it was all this week.  I dunno, it started with her announcing she was pregnant and then very obviously being pregnant and I feel like I have seen new pictures of her every day.  None of these are actually those pictures but you know, whatever.  It happens.  Anyway, here she is because she is just so classically beautiful sometimes and I like how glamorous she can look.  It’s that simple.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I sometimes think about how easily influenced we are by the world around us.  The media or… whatever.  Not like the Illuminati or anything but just generally that someone is trying to push a certain person or this person has been deemed a star and another has not and how it influences us.  Or me at least.  I don’t know how it influences you.  Blake Lively is absolutely pretty and it isn’t like she’s Hollywood’s it girl or anything but it is worth noting I greatly enjoyed Gossip Girl and while I found her very pretty I pretty much ranked Leighton Meester about 72 levels higher than her.  Part of that was no doubt because Leighton Meester played the best character on the show.  Yes a lot of the world seemed to want Blake Lively to be the big thing to come out of Gossip Girl.  I mean, the basic narrative of the show was in a lot of ways shaped around the idea that she was almost supernaturally desirable.  The sort of person you just fall in love with.  And she got the bigger movie roles and the attention.  But while the show was on she couldn’t compare to Leighton Meester.  Well, Leighton Meester is not really in the spot light very often any more and the show is done and while Blake Lively isn’t getting a push as big as A-Listers, she shows up a lot more and as such… she has been posted a lot more.  And I think I find her more attractive now.  I think this means I am easily influenced or something.  I don’t know.  I do know that today I want to fuck Blake Lively.