I almost posted this and then I realized it’s my dear friend @wildflagsure‘s birthday. So with her Happy Birthday, she’s great and deserves it.  Of course, this post won’t mean anything to her but she’s a Greek living in the UK, I feel like she has greater disappointments on her mind than having to look at Blake Lively.  Anyway, she basically got a birthday post here a few days ago.  Anyway, I went and saw the Shallows last night and yeah, I wasn’t expecting much but you may have noticed I have posted Blake Lively a ton recently so I was in the mood to see Blake Lively.  Well, I was in a Blake Lively mood yesterday. Anyway, I wasn’t expecting much as I definitely insinuated in another post but the movie actually was much better than I was expecting.  Now, that’s damning something with faint praise but in part that’s because every shark movie in the world owes a giant debt to Jaws and is never as good as Jaws.  So, I guess breaking news, you heard it here first, The Shallows is not as good as Jaws. It is however, a good deal better than a lot of shark movies.  I have seen a lot of shark movies.  There is a whole wide range of quality that spans from say Jaws to Jaws 4 (in which a shark chases a woman to the Bahamas to get revenge. That is the least stupid part of it).  This movie is light years better than Jaws 4. And Jaws 3.  And for the first 50 minutes or so this is honestly pretty good.  It really falls down in not having enough faith in Blake Lively, it seems like it wants to add stuff when this movie really should have been about Blake Lively trapped on a rock and we don’t need another thing.  So overall it was ok, it had the potential to be much better.  And I will give Blake Lively credit for really being pretty good in this.  And beautiful.  Fuck she is beautiful.  So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.