When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.  We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.  So suck it, King George!  I am putting up Alexis Ren today because America guys.  America.  I almost wanted to do Nicki Minaj again because it was hilarious to watch racists who didn’t realize they were racist try to explain why she wasn’t a real American that one time without using the phrase “because she’s black”.  But Alexis called to me.  Because of Freedom and Liberty guys. Enjoy your 4th and enjoy these pictures, every shot of a beautiful woman is a blow against the Tyranny of a corrupt, old system of nobility.  Anyway, I have a busy day, I have to go throw all the team in my house into the bathtub before throwing up a middle finger as hard as I can in the direction of Windsor Castle. So, for America, today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.