Here is Candice Swanepoel because why not some Candice Swanepoel.  I can’t think of any reason not to.  She is very pretty and looks very pretty here and you know, day after a long weekend I feel less rested than I do after a regular weekend.  It’s all the pressure of having to capitalize on the long weekend.  You get that sad look from people when they ask what you did and your answer is, “Nothing, watched terrible movies and cried myself to sleep because I had nothing to do”.  There’s this silent judgment like you must be unhappy with that because it isn’t the way so many people want to spend their time off.  Like, suddenly they put on the kid gloves because they feel you must be horribly sad about all of that.  So I went outside and to the lake and all sorts of stuff so I didn’t have to deal with any of that.  But I am a little worn out as a result.  So here is Candice Swanepoel because it takes like zero effort to find her attractive and like zero effort to find good pictures of her.  She’s the gift that keeps giving when it comes to pictures.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.