Tag: Blake Lively

So I know I posted all these dresses and I posted them recently.  Blake Lively hasn’t really shown up since then other than walking her dogs.  But the thing is she had a really, really good May.  So I am still thinking about her.  Because she looks so good.  So here she is again, like the 4th time in under a month.  Sorry if you’re bored, it’s not my fault.  It’s her fault.  For looking so good.  Uh… how dare she?  Man, this is making no sense, I am just kind of out of things to say.  She is beautiful, she dresses so well, and so today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I am the first to admit I tend to form little mini obsessions.  Like I will get really into something for a week or two and it will be something I do non stop and then bam, I am done.  I do this with video games or like… I recently made a whole mess of barbacoa for burritos and ate like 3 millions burritos and man, I am suck of burritos.  It happens.  And I realize I have posted Blake Lively a lot in the last week and a half but this is not a matter of me being obsessed.  I am not obsessed.  This is her fault, not mine.  It’s just a matter of her popping up constantly and looking so damn good.  I mean, seriously, look at her red carpet work at Canne so far.  And I have to say so far because who knows what is coming next?  I don’t know but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she shows up yet again in a few days because she is just killing it.  And I don’t usually use the phrase killing it but it’s the only phrase that applies. Blake Lively is killing it!  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I am not sure how to define my attraction to Blake Lively because she has shown up here a ton since I started this blog.  But it’s only really when she’s in the public eye (when she isn’t promoting something she basically disappears).  When she is out of sight she is definitely out of mind, which is probably why I surprise myself every time i go look at how many times I have posted her and find it’s nearing 20.  Because I don’t think of her as someone who I would have posted that often.  On account of the whole not thinking about her when she isn’t around.  Thing is, when she does show up I am always like, “Whoa, Blake Lively!"  So… i guess I really like her?  Can you tell I am tired?  I know I am tired all the time now but it’s just how things are.  Anyway, she is gorgeous and again looked great just yesterday at Canne.  And so today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

With the early returns in (my eyeballs did the voting) I feel confident calling Blake Lively the winner of the Met Gala this year.  This is not really surprising because she has a history of pretty strong showings at the Met Gala and this year’s theme which was basically old school glamor plays to her strengths, which is basically looking very good when she adopts and bit of old school glamor.  I mean, it wasn’t like she ran away with things, there were plenty of honorable mentions (Anne Hathaway, Emma Stone, Anna Kendrick, Rachel McAdams, Rihanna, probably more I am forgetting) and yeah, there were some bad dresses (but since some of those were on my favorite people I won’t mention them).  But Blake lively just looked amazing.  I loved the way she looked, her dress was fantastic, her hair was fantastic.  Do I maybe know and care a little bit too much about an exclusive fashion event in New York?  Yeah, probably but I really like nice gowns and the way they look.  And I really liked how Blake Lively looked so today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Blake Lively is pretty.  Blake Lively hasn’t shown up here in a long time.  Yet  she was almost my pick many times this month.  I don’t know why, she just keeps showing up on my dash.  I don’t really have anything more interesting to say about her though.  She’s pretty and today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

So I can’t really think about Leighton Meester without Blake Lively popping into my head at some point as well and visa versa.  The two are pretty inexorably linked in my mind.  I bring this up because if you just look a little bit further down my blog you’ll be able to figure out why I was thinking of Blake Lively.  She is gorgeous, so… she has that going for her.  Like Leighton I don’t think about her a lot anymore, though her career seems to have a little bit more momentum behind it at the moment.  Or I could be wrong, I’m not an expert.  I know nothing except that today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

It has gotten pretty warm out but it is nice and sunny and pretty outside and for some reason that weather seems suited for Blake Lively.  I don’t know why.  Breezy Blonde with a great smile seems made for warm weather.  That makes no sense.  I mean I know her from Gossip Girl which filmed in winters and New York gets cold.  She looked very good there.  I guess I just feel her natural habitat must be Southern California.  Or I could be wrong, look, real talk time people, I slept funny and I keep thinking this headache will go away but it hasn’t.  So I am like… just kinda out of it, tired, sore, attracted to Blake Lively but not entirely articulate.  Do you care?  Probably not but sometimes I just ramble.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

So Blake Lively won the Met Gala… ok, I am joking but she did well, very well.  I loved her gown, it was great.  She looked great too.  She definitely won yesterday afternoon when candids from a recent photoshoot started popping up.  Today she has won my heart.  Yes, heart, obviously this blog is all about emotional attachment.  Wait, you didn’t think I was physically attracted to these women? Ick, gross.  Everyone knows girls are the #1 source of cooties!  I mean her long legs, her infectious smile, the gentle curve of her breasts, the way her hair cascades over her shoulders when she turns her head… who on earth would find that attractive?  Some sort of deviant I think!  In other news I’m a deviant and today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

I kind of keep a mental list in my head at all time of my current top 5.  Well, not all times, that makes me sound obsessive or something.  Rather, if you were to ask me I could probably quickly rattle them off and it is something I think about sometimes.  Mainly I think about it in relation to how it has changed over time.  It tends to be a mercurial thing by nature, I mean, it’s not like I just rotate 5 girls out here again and again, but I do find it is often pretty consistently the same handful of people for a stretch.  The fact that I even think about this is no doubt why I have this tumblr.  Anyway, what is interesting is how some mainstays will fall away.  A year ago Blake Lively was pretty consistently there, a year before that she was there but consistently behind Leighton Meester. Now?  I certainly wouldn’t turn her down but I don’t think about her very often, thus she has fallen to the wayside.  It’s strange really, how we get bored with celebrities.  I guess it’s the superficial nature of things.  When I was a kid I had plenty of toys and most toys bore you after a while because there is no real connection there.  Except Fluffy, my Teddy Bear.  He was pretty much my best friend and I never got bored of him.  He still sits on a shelf in my closet.  Because I loved him.  I guess celebrities are a lot like shiny toys, we rarely create any real connection with them, at least not a reciprocal one, and so our attention falls to someone else.  It’s why the biggest stars of 2005 are also-rans now.  It’s not them, it’s us.  But you know, sometimes you can remember why because the truth is Blake Lively hasn’t gotten less hot.  I just think about her less.  I don’t have a larger point here, sometimes I just ramble about whatever is on my mind.  Today this was on my mind.  Today Blake Lively is on my mind.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.