So Blake Lively won the Met Gala… ok, I am joking but she did well, very well.  I loved her gown, it was great.  She looked great too.  She definitely won yesterday afternoon when candids from a recent photoshoot started popping up.  Today she has won my heart.  Yes, heart, obviously this blog is all about emotional attachment.  Wait, you didn’t think I was physically attracted to these women? Ick, gross.  Everyone knows girls are the #1 source of cooties!  I mean her long legs, her infectious smile, the gentle curve of her breasts, the way her hair cascades over her shoulders when she turns her head… who on earth would find that attractive?  Some sort of deviant I think!  In other news I’m a deviant and today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

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