So like… I kind of hated Anne Hathaway’s short hair.  I almost feel guilty saying that because I also kind of hate the thing where people get on women when the choose short hair, mainly because so much of it is steeped in kind of a condescending sexism (guys like long hair, guys would like you better if you smiled, you should make your decisions around what guys like..), so you know I don’t want to feed into any such nonsense.  But… here’s the thing, there are a few people it looks really good on.  Anne Hathaway I didn’t think was one of them.  It strange things to the shape of her face and her ears and well… she hasn’t shown up here a ton which is strange because there was a point in my life when I was teased about liking Anne Hathaway so much.  Partially I was teased because my girlfriend implied it was because she was in Disney movies and I was especially twisted.  I can’t totally deny that but I mean, she is also gorgeous.  And yes, I know I declared a winner of the Met Gala already so I am not going to crown her the winner but… she has to be pretty excited her new hair has really gotten the thumbs up for me, no doubt she has just been waiting for me to lust after her again.  I think it looks great.  I don’t know if it’s the color or the styling but it gets my approval.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

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