Here is Anne Hathaway because I have always been attracted to Anne Hathaway. Pretty simple math. She was at an event like a week ago and keeps coming up somehow in conversation and otherwise and I don’t know why exactly, she just kept coming up. And she did again yesterday. And so I am posting her. At some point confirmation bias the universe is just trying to tell you something so you need to listen. I guess. My point is I think she is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
How about some Anne Hathaway guys? She has shown up at a few things this week and looked lovely and that’s enough for me. I dunno why she was at events. Is she promoting something? Maybe, it’s a mystery because I am too lazy to investigate. I just think she looked pretty. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
I couldn’t get to sleep last night and ended up watching the Tonight Show and Anne Hathaway was one and guys, she tries so hard to just be likeable and I realize that’s why so many people hate her but give her a break. I am not saying you have to like her, I am not saying you have to believe it’s genuine, but that kid in class who was trying so hard to seem like one of the guys? Well, that kid just wanted the same as the rest of us, she just wanted to fit in. She couldn’t help it if it didn’t work out. I am not saying you had to be that kid’s friend, I am just saying you shouldn’t hate someone for wanting what everyone wants, which is just to be accepted. I get it, neediness is a huge turn off. But you know, you can just walk away. Anyway, she doesn’t bother me at all and i quite like her but I am aware of the thoughts of others. I am looking forward to her new movie as it is getting positive buzz and I have to say, it sounds like a fantastic idea. I am not a kaiju expert but I am a nerd so I certainly have seen my fair share of Godzilla movies as well as even cheaper knock off want to be Godzilla movies over the years, it seems like a comedy version would be a great idea. Plus, I have been a fan of Nacho Vigalondo since Time Crimes, because I am a weird horror nerd. Anyway, Anne’s dress was just ok last night but she looked beautiful, which is a thing I have learned to just accept about her. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
So in the past handful of days Anne Hathaway has come up from unrelated people a bunch. Like maybe 6 conversations. I don’t know what your life is like, I suppose Anne Hathaway could be your primary cultural touchstone and that doesn’t sound like a lot but in my life, it seems like a lot for someone to come up who, as far as I know, I haven’t seen in anything this week. Or this month maybe? I mean besides pictures. My point is her name came up from disparate sources and for disparate reasons and each time I found myself thinking, “Boy, Anne Hathaway is pretty, I should post her again”. I have a long history of thinking Anne Hathaway is pretty, like before it was popular to talk about how pretty she was and way before it was popular to talk about how hateable she is. I don’t find her particularly hateable but then I don’t really skew too much towards hate in general. Except for late people. They can rot in hell. If it turns out Anne Hathaway always shows up 25 minutes late and always has an excuse and you want to be like, “Well, something always comes up, doesn’t it? If something always come sup and you’re always 25 minutes late, why don’t you just start leaving 25 minutes earlier? I know why, it’s because you think your time is more valuable than the 10 people you made sit here. You could have left early but then you might have had to wait for 5 minutes and you decided wasting time for 10 people was better than wasting even a bit of yours.” What I am saying is perpetually late people are monsters and when the war comes between the two sides, side I like to call “The People who Get to Stuff on Time” and “Terrible Human Beings” my side is going to win. Because we’ll get there on time and the war will be over by the time you other assholes show up. Have fun in the salt mines. You can show up late if you want, that’s fine, it’ll just up your salt quota for the day. Anyway, my point is maybe if Anne Hathaway is like that I’ll change my tune but as of right now I like her and I think she is a good actress and I think she’s beautiful. And hey, while I am dealing with deep seeded issues, to the ex who claimed I only liked her because she was a Disney Princess and I am a perv, looks like you’re wrong. Those movies were a decade ago and I am still posting her. I can be a perv and like a girl for independent reasons. I contain multitudes. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Here is Anne Hathaway because she is in April’s Elle and since I saw pictures from it I have been waiting for them to come out in high quality. They did. Hooray. She looks beautiful because she is beautiful but also they did a good job of just clean photos that were simple and show what… I am not sure the word for it, the essence of her beauty? Simple, clean, elegant. Just a porcelain goddess really. I dunno, I am trying to bullshit and it’s not working. She looked great so she’s here. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
So, sorta a big weekend and there’s a lot going on and my mind has a habit of going some dark places sometimes, so I will keep this short. I am posting Anne Hathaway cause she’s pretty and I like pretty girls. So here she is, today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Here is Anne Hathaway because she was at the premier of the ALice Through the Looking Glass movie, which is a movie I know next to nothing about but I certainly have made assumptions about. That might be unfair but I assume it’s one of the new versions of classic stories where they totally awesome it up. I tend to massively dislike those things, trying to be cool is a sure way to be painfully uncool. I could be wrong. I have seen next to nothing about it, the only reason I know it exists is occasionally celebrities show up at events surrounding it. Maybe it will be good. That would be nice. Anne Hathaway looked great though. So she’s here because I quite like her. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Here’s Anne Hathaway essentially because of the movie Havoc which came out in 2006 and I probably haven’t seen since… well, 2006. Or 2007. Whenever it ended up coming in the mail from Netflix. Now, that might seem like a delayed post but would you believe I have a convoluted reason? Well, I do. So, I always just kind of liked Anne Hathaway and a girlfriend famously accused me of just liking her because it felt dirty to like the girl from the Disney movies. I am not really self aware enough to ever judge if that was true or not but I liked her and then Havoc was like… her announcement that she wasn’t a Disney Princess anymore. It wasn’t her announcement that she was going to be a good actress, that came later, and the movie is pretty bad but… she was lots of naked in it. And it was hot. Anyway, last night @she-goes-to-eleven reblogged a picture of a fully clothed Anne Hathaway from the movie and was like, “Oh my god, she’s so hot”. I am paraphrasing but I think I got the gist. And I messaged her and was like, “have you seen Havoc? Cause it gets hotter than that”. She had not, I think she will now. It started me looking for a very famous gif from the movie that I just could not find. Not the one I wanted at least. So I turned to @little–mouth who used to reblog that gif every 2 days like clockwork while saying something like, “Unf, look at me, I’m Hathagay” (probably not paraphrasing). And she came through, she did eventually find the right one but I was a little disappointed because she didn’t just have it at the ready. She had to google it (I thought about posting it here but I didn’t. It’s not for children and this blog is all about children) (edit: Oh god, how did I not notice that phrasing?). And like… that’s not the Kate I knew. Anyway, Anne Hathaway was and is ridiculously hot and all of this had me thinking about how into her I used to be and so… today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Anne Hathaway has been on my mind all week. Kind of. Like, I have considered posting her each day but then haven’t. Someone always wins out. I think part of it might be subconcious concern for my friends @bannedfromtheendoftheworld because I know this will fill her with uncontrollable lust and envy given her deep seeded desire for motherhood and attraction to pregnant women. Which is why there’s really only the two pictures of Anne pregnant here. I thought she looked good at the Oscars stuff she was at but it was like… good for someone who has to take into account a giant belly because she’s pregnant. Which seems like faint praise but honestly just gaining a pound or two can make everything I won fit like crap so I can’t imagine how hard it is to dress well when you’re pregnant. I can’t imagine how hard it is to care on top of that honestly. So I don’t like the faint praise of, “Looks good considering…” but I thought her dress looked good considering. And she was pretty. And I guess what pushed it over the edge today is she keeps popping up on my dash, it’s a nice reminder that yeah, I happen to find Anne Hathaway quite attractive. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Here is Anne Hathaway cause she was at an art show opening and I thought she looked really good. As a matter of fact, I was looking at pictures of it and paused and said, “Wait, isn’t she pregnant”. Of course she is, but I realized I had gone through a few and not even noticed. Good dress I guess if the goal was to not draw attention to the baby bump. Anyway, it is nice to get to post her. I have always felt like I haven’t posted her enough. Not because the world is clamoring for posts of her necessarily (if it is it hasn’t sent me any messages about it) but because there was a point where I was intensely attracted to Anne Hathaway. It was just years before I started this blog. So for girls that fall into that category it always feels like they have been cheated. I mean, that sounds ego maniacal I am sure, I don’t mean they’re upset, more that my blog isn’t entirely representative of how I have felt or feel about certain celebrities. Or you know, things that matter to me and no one else. Anyway, she looked nice, she often looks nice. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
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