It’s been a pretty strong week for Anne Hathaway. Well, appearance wise, the Intern is getting pretty middling reviews, though what I have read has said it would be total garbage if not for her and De Niro which is kind of a no duh situation anyway. Anyway, she has looked good at her various public screenings and interviews and so on. I mean, the one dress I am not entirely sold on but you know, it’s ok, she still looks good. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Anne Hathaway. Finally Anne Hathaway. I think about Anne Hathaway a great deal more than I post her. It just happens with some people. Part of this is because I would say she ranked higher with me before I ran this blog. Like 2008 Anne Hathaway is near untouchable. There is nothing wrong with later Anne Hathaway but that just happens sometimes, you move on in your celebrity crushes and lusts because it’s almost always going to be temporary. And of course she cut her hair for Les Mis and I just was not feeling the short hair on her. As a matter of fact I thought I was going to post Anne almost 2 weeks ago. I was telling to my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles about how glad I am that her hair is growing out. She just looks better with longer hair. And that was late some night and I was like, man, I am totally going to post Anne Hathaway tomorrow because she is looking great. And she was, some photoshoots and stuff and just looking great. The next day was the start of TIFF and Fashion Week and suddenly she was drown out. But not today because she has a movie coming out and suddenly she’s all over my dash. This is a good thing because Anne Hathaway is gorgeous. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
So here is some Anne Hathaway who hasn’t shown up here in a long time. It’s one of those things where I quite like her but like.. I just haven’t felt the urge. Which is funny because there was a point in my life where I was teased about being so into her. Part of that teasing was because she was “the girl from those Disney movies”. Which I guess tells you how long ago that was. It probably says a lot about her that that feels like a million years ago now, as a matter of fact I would imagine most people pause for a second when they think about it. It seems like an entirely different person. The point though was I was very attracted to her. I am still attracted to her and if I am going to be honest I am so glad her hair is getting longer. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Here is Anne Hathaway because apparently my brain wanted Anne Hathaway. I had a dream about her. She got a job where I was working (interestingly nothing like any place I currently or have ever worked) to study for a role but no one realized it was her. Except me. That’s a pretty big running theme in my dreams, that I am the only smart person on Earth. I get stuff but everyone else is a drooling mouth breather who can meet Anne Hathaway and not know it’s her. She even went by Anne. Anyway, she was pretty nice and I told her I knew but she realized she could trust me so we hung out and made jokes. Thus my dream about Anne Hathaway. But I woke up going, “She was pretty hot in my dream”. So today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
So like… I kind of hated Anne Hathaway’s short hair. I almost feel guilty saying that because I also kind of hate the thing where people get on women when the choose short hair, mainly because so much of it is steeped in kind of a condescending sexism (guys like long hair, guys would like you better if you smiled, you should make your decisions around what guys like..), so you know I don’t want to feed into any such nonsense. But… here’s the thing, there are a few people it looks really good on. Anne Hathaway I didn’t think was one of them. It strange things to the shape of her face and her ears and well… she hasn’t shown up here a ton which is strange because there was a point in my life when I was teased about liking Anne Hathaway so much. Partially I was teased because my girlfriend implied it was because she was in Disney movies and I was especially twisted. I can’t totally deny that but I mean, she is also gorgeous. And yes, I know I declared a winner of the Met Gala already so I am not going to crown her the winner but… she has to be pretty excited her new hair has really gotten the thumbs up for me, no doubt she has just been waiting for me to lust after her again. I think it looks great. I don’t know if it’s the color or the styling but it gets my approval. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
A lot of times when I post someone I have some sort of idea as to why or something to say but today I have no clue. I try my best to only post when I get inspired rather than sitting down and saying, “Who do I want to fuck today?” I mean, obviously the integrity of this whole thing is of the utmost importance, I would hate for future generations to think I wanted to fuck Katy Perry on November 4th when really deep down I wanted Kristen Bell. The truth is important, I’m like the Socrates of posting girls online, though I am not sure what my hemlock will be. Anyway, today I don’t know what is up really, Anne Hathaway just popped into my head. My thought process was basically this: Anne Hathaway is hot, I like her, I would fuck her, I should post her. And there we go, looking up pictures just helped me get more into it and so today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Anne Hathaway is here because someone I follow just discovered Anne Hathaway and is spamming my dash with her. This is not a complaint nor is it something I will mock. It happens all the time, be it in real life or with celebrities, you suddenly see someone all over again for the first time, just something you didn’t notice before, a spark. It is kind of cool when it happens, a new perspective on the world is always a lot of fun. Now, for me I have loved Anne for a very long time, she is just gorgeous and my god is she likeable. I loved her speech at the Golden Globes and it kind of embodied what i like about her, happy, cheerful, game, dedicated to entertaining while seeming to really be thankful to be there, so happy for what she has, taking nothing for granted. It was like at that horrible Oscars where she was entirely game and hard working, the show might have been dull but it wasn’t her fault, she wasn’t taking the chance for granted. Anyway, here she is, she is fantastic and people discovering how fantastic she is is even more awesome. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Last time I wrote about Anne Hathaway I wrote about my enduring fondness for her but that her lack of appearances here stem from the fact that I hate her current hair. It seems so strange to be able to say in the same thought, “Anne Hathaway is a porcelain goddess” and “I don’t like her hair, I’ll pass”. But I did. And I do. It’s not some objection to short hair in general, though I tend to prefer longer, it’s a whole thing where I think it is unflattering to shape of her fair and draws away from some of her better features while magnifying some of her lesser ones. You know, because I run a blog on THE Internet, so if anyone knows about this it’s me, no her or her stylists. Me. So basically I am admitting to be a dipshit but you know, preference is funny like that. Note I did say I don’t like it, here is where we get to my least favorite internet trait, which is when a celebrity, or non celeb, has something someone doesn’t like (hair is a big one, see Miley Cyrus) they don’t just say they don’t like it, they start talking about how so and so HAS to change it. Especially if they want to be hot. The other big ones in this topis are so and so HAS to show more skin (or the sub genre show her tits more) to be worth the time of looking at her. I won’t do that because it is, frankly, obnoxious as fuck. No one, anywhere, owes you shit with how they look. How someone looks is not just up to them, it’s about their own self esteem. Believe me it’s not about pleasing droves of people (mainly men) and especially not ones they’ve never met. So feel free to not like but the hate fests? You know I hate them in general, I really hate them when I feel like they are full of male entitlement. But I digress, none of that is why Anne Hathaway is here. She’s here because she’s a porcelain goddess. I don’t even just mean how she looks, everything about her is pretty amazing, she is talented, funny, just… has such a wonderful attitude with every piece of work she approaches. She is unendingly charming. And I have lots of older pictures where I really like her hair. So what that means is today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
I never really found Catwoman attractive. I mean, she’s not ugly, I get that but with comic book characters… they’re all attractive except for the ones whose powers are to be not attractive. Probably not a coincidence those are usually guys (when they are women they are villains, if those villains turn good they get more attractive. See Rogue, Marrow, etc.) But for me at least there were always more interesting characters out there. Or it may just be that everyone thinks Catwoman, or at least that have since Julie Newmar put on black latex. So I kind of knew this entry would be inevitable once I saw the Dark Knight Rises, you don’t put out a summer blockbuster and put in one of comics few universally recognized sex symbols and screw up how she looks. See, I knew I’d be writing this because I have always really liked Anne Hathaway and I knew I wasn’t totally immune to skin tight leather. I think it started at first because she was in Princess Diaries and other Disney stuff and it felt… I dunno, extra dirty to lust after the good girl? But the thing is she’s a porcelain goddess. She’s also a really good actress which goes a long way to making me like her. She also seems so fun and game, be it Saturday Night Live, an interview, a horrible Oscars, she gives it her all, no one could claim she is anything but a pro. I would say I am surprised this is her first appearance here but I’m not because I hate her current short hair, it just doesn’t do it for me. I doubt she’s crushed or I have struck her with any urge to change it, and that’s cool, but it does mean that I have turned my gaze elsewhere. Or I had, I saw the Dark Knight Rises, she was gorgeous, she was awesome and bam, here we are, digging through my pictures folder. I guess that’s all I have to say, I certainly don’t want to ruin the movie for anyone who hasn’t seen it but I will give away this one part. SPOILERS: Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
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