Last time I wrote about Anne Hathaway I wrote about my enduring fondness for her but that her lack of appearances here stem from the fact that I hate her current hair.  It seems so strange to be able to say in the same thought, “Anne Hathaway is a porcelain goddess” and “I don’t like her hair, I’ll pass”.  But I did.  And I do.  It’s not some objection to short hair in general, though I tend to prefer longer, it’s a whole thing where I think it is unflattering to shape of her fair and draws away from some of her better features while magnifying some of her lesser ones.  You know, because I run a blog on THE Internet, so if anyone knows about this it’s me, no her or her stylists.  Me.  So basically I am admitting to be a dipshit but you know, preference is funny like that.  Note I did say I don’t like it, here is where we get to my least favorite internet trait, which is when a celebrity, or non celeb, has something someone doesn’t like (hair is a big one, see Miley Cyrus) they don’t just say they don’t like it, they start talking about how so and so HAS to change it.  Especially if they want to be hot.  The other big ones in this topis are so and so HAS to show more skin (or the sub genre show her tits more) to be worth the time of looking at her.  I won’t do that because it is, frankly, obnoxious as fuck.  No one, anywhere, owes you shit with how they look.  How someone looks is not just up to them, it’s about their own self esteem.  Believe me it’s not about pleasing droves of people (mainly men) and especially not ones they’ve never met.  So feel free to not like but the hate fests?  You know I hate them in general, I really hate them when I feel like they are full of male entitlement.  But I digress, none of that is why Anne Hathaway is here.  She’s here because she’s a porcelain goddess.  I don’t even just mean how she looks, everything about her is pretty amazing, she is talented, funny, just… has such a wonderful attitude with every piece of work she approaches.  She is unendingly charming.  And I have lots of older pictures where I really like her hair.  So what that means is today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.