Here is Anne Hathaway because she was at the premier of the ALice Through the Looking Glass movie, which is a movie I know next to nothing about but I certainly have made assumptions about.  That might be unfair but I assume it’s one of the new versions of classic stories where they totally awesome it up.  I tend to massively dislike those things, trying to be cool is a sure way to be painfully uncool.  I could be wrong.  I have seen next to nothing about it, the only reason I know it exists is occasionally celebrities show up at events surrounding it.  Maybe it will be good.  That would be nice.  Anne Hathaway looked great though.  So she’s here because I quite like her.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.